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Happy Birthday, Jimin ssi! And thank you BTS for the wonderful concerts! I made an edit to show, basically, that ARMY loves you all not only because you're talented and beautiful, but because you are genuine, kind people that give of your time and your talents and yourselves to brighten our days. We purple you!

https://youtu.be/jeTkE7zeYdk

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being 20 is weird because one minute ur talking politics in all seriousness and the next ur sipping tatsy berry juice and giggling abt memes

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idk how yall feel about the great british baking show but its one of my favorites because the people are so sweet and nice to each other and its so cute and they cry and they bake masterpieces and its wonderful

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my college classes start monday, everyone wish me luck! and to anyone else out there who is starting school, already started school, is attending online, already finished school, or whatever else, good luck!! please remember you are amazing and loved!! go out and change the world!! take it over if you want!! you can do anything!! betray an empire!! i believe in you!! brutally destroy anything that gets in ur way!! i support you!!

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so ive just taken my weak traitorous teeth to the dentist to get their cavities filled and id like to update y’all on the full sensory experience: visual - calming, dark (unless u open ur eyes but dont try it), auditory - waking nightmare, wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy, olfactory - wonderful, stunning, 11/10 best part of the trip (tho this may be a result of my extremely weak nose which makes me like very strong smells), tactile - distinctly unpleasant, lots of strange vibrations, gustatory - not the worst part? but a bad one

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i rly admire medieval politics. i miss the days when two men in armor would draw their swords and fight an honorable duel with hundreds of lives at stake. best way to settle conflict. 16/10 would rather have that than our current dystopian hellscape. Duels > Debates 2020

lets bring it back

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y'all my youtube mix is killing me: hurricane (death note), the last time (taylor swift), the red (chevelle), idol (bts), various nightcore, beautiful creatures (illenium), a bnha amv, satisfied (hamilton), etc i have excellent taste but zero consistency

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when ur 20 but the only professional photo you’ve ever taken was for graduation and u haven’t really changed physically since u were 17 so u use a 3 year old photo on everything

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i have converted my bed into a poor woman's murphy bed and ive never been so pleased with a decision, it frees up so much space and it makes it impossible to work on my laptop from bed which is incredibly unhealthy, plus i never have to make my bed!! i see only advantages. all i have to do every morning when i get up is, 1. pick up mattress, 2. place upright against wall, 3. enjoy new bed-free life

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in case y’all ever think that ap classes still do things after the exams, i was going through my old ap bio notes to throw them away and it looks like we watched gattaca, zootopia, the immortal life of henrietta lacks, and osmosis jones. all good, all at least vaguely related to bio, but thats literally all we did after the test

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friendly reminder that hiccup started out a 5 piece chicken mcnobody but he still married his high school crush, grew facial hair, became viking king, and rode a fricking dragon, so dont be sad lads u cant know the future u can only hope for the best and plan for the worst

inspirational

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confessions for the void #4 this is (hopefully) the last one in this vein cuz i havent done much else thats unfathomably stupid in recent memory (here i go jinxing myself) but awhile back i was arguing with the brother abt sports, idk why, he knows way more than i do, and i couldnt for the life of me remember michael jordans name, he made fun of me for a thousand years, i didnt have the heart to tell him i only remember lebron james cuz of that vine

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confessions for the void #3 yesterday i was arguing with the same brother abt science and i dont recall how this happened but i misheard or sth and he had said “protons are the positive ones” and i, thinking he said electrons, gleefully SHRIEKED “THOSE ARE THE NEGATIVE ONES WHOS THE DUMB ONE NOW” and he just,,,,,looked at me,,,,,because i was the dumb one. the dumb one was me

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confessions for the void #2 recently i had an argument with the same brother abt usa geography. it was a disaster. after i explained my side he showed me a map. i was silent for five minutes. i thought idaho was where montana is. i forgot the dakotas existed. we used to live in north dakota i cant

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lately my 14yo brother has been catching me in a lot of stupid moments and he keeps saying hes going to tell everyone but jokes on him cuz im boutta tell the WHOLE INTERNET (oh no i sound like that founding father without a father) here goes: confessions for the void #1 yesterday i lost my phone and i was panicking and i started looking for it everywhere and long story short thats how my brother found me digging through the drink cooler, muttering to myself abt how crazy i am

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that dumb trope where a character is cornered really high up, about to be killed, then just falls backward and everyone is shook but turns out there was some winged creature/flying ship to catch him? my absolute favorite dumb movie trope

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my grandma has an unpublished autobiography titled “the random firings of a deranged mind” and if that isnt proof that we’re related idk what is