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Art: I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I'm going to take a nap, but when I wake up, you are in for it.

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Rachel: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss, I've read books.

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Tim: Seriously, I have no idea what to do! Oh wait, Yahoo answers!

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Dicky: How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences for my actions?

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Tim: Sometimes the truth hurts. In these situations, I recommend lying.

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Rachel: [referring to Tim's plan] That is, bar none, the craziest plan I have ever heard in my life. Tim: [Gesturing to Raylan] Well, you don't hang out with him enough.

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[After a phone call between Raylan and Boyd] Tim: I wish I our phone calls were as flirty. Raylan: He threatened to kill me! Tim: I can do that.

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Raylan: It's a little hard to trust someone when they've tried to kill you four times. Boyd: Four? That seems high. Boyd: Oh come on, you're counting earlier, with the chair?!

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Art: We're worried about you, Raylan. Raylan: You're worried about me? Rachel: We're worried you're not going to make it, Raylan: Make it to what? Tim: Just in general, because you don't take care of yourself.

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Raylan: I like how things aren't weird between us. Tim: Right? 'Cause if somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like, "Look at those two totally normal coworkers. I bet they never sucked face." But we did. You sucked my face.

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Winona: This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms. Raylan: Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends? Tim: Oh, we aren't your friends. Go on. Art & Rachel: Please, don't.

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Tim: Au contraire mon frère! Rachel: Tim, "mon frère" means brother. Tim: Au contraire mon...girl frère.

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Raylan: You’re really campaigning for Bitch Of The Year, aren’t you? Boyd: As defending champion, are you nervous?

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Rachel: We all have our demons. Rachel, watching Tim and/or Raylan about to do something stupid: This one is mine.

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Tim: We all have our demons.

Tim, watching Raylan about to do something stupid: This one is mine.

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Raylan: We all have our demons. Raylan watching Boyd about to do something stupid: This one is mine.