#source: btvs

[hawkinsincorrect]

Eleven: Why would anyone want to harm Mike?

Max: Maybe because they met him?

[haywire-hetfield]

Lars: Danger? I laugh in the face of danger...And then I hide behind James until it goes away.

[luthientinuvielss]

true detective 1x05

the secret fate of all life

[biillyhargroves]

Steve: You’re really campaigning for Bitch Of The Year, aren’t you?

Billy: As defending champion, are you nervous?

incorrect harringrove (part iii)

[almostharlanquotes]

Raylan: You’re really campaigning for Bitch Of The Year, aren’t you? Boyd: As defending champion, are you nervous?

[icouldsuregoforaslice]

Graverobber: we should split up and look, it'd be easier

Shilo: yeah

Graverobber:

Shilo:

Shilo: can I come with you?

[waldensblog]

MC: I do not have a crush on Professor Sharp! Sebastian: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Professor Sharp is tall and mysterious and rugged but very handsome. MC: I do not have a crush on Professor Sharp. But I'm starting to think you do!

[clovemaysilee]

Cato: Am I right, Clove?

Clove: I am almost certain you are not.

Clove: To be fair, I wasn't listening.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Person B, these are innocent people.

Person B: No such animal.

[incorrectdisa]

Gretta: *tries to magic a bandit into a rabbit, but accidentally turns it into a bear* Baldric: A BEAR! YOU MADE A BEAR! Gretta: I DIDN'T MEAN TOO! Baldric: UNDO IT! UNDO IT!

thank you @dwightinshiningarmorfan for the inspo

[enquiringangel]

Max: on the one hand, David has never burned down a school building. On the other, Michael has never stabbed his horticulture teacher with a trowel.

David: 🙄 i didn’t stab anyone with a trowel.

David: (smirks) they were pruning shears.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve Harrington: I knew it! I knew it! Well as in not knowing in the slightest, but I knew there was something I didn't know!

[haywire-hetfield]

Dave: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? Lars: Uh, you know, I meant to and then I just got really busy.

[spiderwithatommygun]

Vaggie: What are you doing here? Five words or less.

Angel: Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.

[incorrect-blue-bloods]

Danny: that was my sarcastic voice

Gormley: you know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice

Danny: I’ve been told that

[almostharlanquotes]

Winona: This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms. Raylan: Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends? Tim: Oh, we aren't your friends. Go on. Art & Rachel: Please, don't.