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Hunter to Yukito: Let’s agree to apologize on the count of three... 1, 2, 3

[silence]

Hunter: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us. 

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Tenshi: Lets do something really scary

Yuki: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts

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Victoria: *phone rings*

Vultra: *looks over* Really? You still call that bastard “daddy?” Aren’t you a bit old for that?

Victoria: *answers phone making eye contact with Vultra* Hello Ellec

Vultra: *chokes*

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Saika: I’m sorry, but this time, I can’t do what you say.

Vultra: What do you mean “this time?” You’ve never done what I’ve said once since I’ve known you!

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Tenshi: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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Ellec: Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Morrigan: explain to me how you got into an accident?

Claire: well, we were driving and there was a deer in the road. Vultra dinna notice so I yelled “Vultra, Deer!”

Morrigan: and??

Claire: tell her your answer...

Vultra:...

Vultra: *sigh* “yes, honey?”

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Something Claire/Saika has likely said at least once in her lifetime:

My best friend is a time traveler who refuses to tell me her real name. I practically live Doctor Who

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Yuki: Is no one else afraid?

Krappy: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected. 

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Saika: This is a bloody mess!

Tenshi: A mess we’ll laugh about someday!

Saika: NOT TODAY

Tenshi: Nope, today is just gonna be a mess