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I'm, in fact, not a real tough kid and I actually can't handle my shit.

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Y'all better prepare, cuz I'll be connecting Taylor Swift's new songs to all my current fandoms, I don't care.

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And Jack, and Florence. Amen. 🛐

god bless aaron dessner

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Laurent: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Damen: Stop that! How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Laurent: I—

Laurent: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Grantaire, when he met Enjolras: Can I tell him he looks nice?

Courfeyrac: Sure.

Grantaire: Can I tell him I respect him?

Courfeyrac: Maybe, if he ask.

Grantaire: Should I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats?

Courfeyrac: ...

Courfeyrac: I’d save that for later.

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Picture me this: Grantaire singing Too Sweet about Enjolras, but as a "I can't allow myself to have you".

Thanks for your attention.

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Picture me this: Grantaire singing Too Sweet about Enjolras, but as an "I can't allow myself to have you".

Thanks for your attention.

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Laurent: See this? This is my "I don't care" face.

Damen: That's your normal face.

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Grantaire: 90% of the time, I'm not even responsible for my own actions.

Bossuet: What if you quit drinking?

Grantaire, sarcastically: Yeah, "what if".

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Laurent: I touch myself whenever I think about you.

Damen, having a crisis: What.

Laurent: More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache every time I remember how awful you are.

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Grantaire: Hi.

Courfeyrac: Hey, you did what I said? Did you tell him?

Grantaire: I did.

Courfeyrac: And what did he say?

Grantaire: “Thank you.”

Courfeyrac: You’re totally welcome. What’d he say?

Grantaire: He said “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Enjolras said, “Thank you.”

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Courfeyrac: Combeferre, I have a great idea.

Combeferre: Let’s hear it.

Courfeyrac: We trick Enjolras and Grantaire to go out on a date together.

Combeferre: Oh, god, yes.

Courfeyrac: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—

Combeferre, hitting him with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

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I need someone to make that "army dreamers" tiktok trend with Les Amis, please, I'm begging.

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Okay Captive Prince Fandom, how is it possible that we don't have a Coraline AU yet??

Like, it'll be the perfect scenario! It is even more so with that theory that the other mother replaced Coraline's real mother.

Picture me this: After Auguste's death and everything else, Laurent finds this small door in the castle and enters, there, he finds a world where all the suffering that war brought and that didn't happen, and his brother is alive. In the real world we begin to see all the cruelty that his uncle (and the court) are capable of, so Laurent prefers to hide in his little fantasy world where he apparently has control. And, oh well, we all know how that's gonna end.

Also, it'll make sense for the regent to be the beldam, idk, something about trapping children in well-crafted webs while making pretty promises and that while you're actually using them, meh, sounds pretty similar.

A very coarse idea that I think deserves to be explored more.

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Grantaire: How do I tell Enjolras that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Y'all ever think about how Basil and Grantaire would've get along? I can't help but imagine them talking about blondes, art and depressive thoughts.

Meanwhile, Enjolras and Dorian would've hate each other.