alwaysdemons

[alwaysdemons]

↪     ᵗʰᵉ 𝑫𝑼𝑺𝑻𝒀 𝑻𝑶𝒀𝑩𝑶𝑿 .    (  a  collection  of  various unsorted sentence starters .  adjust  phrasing  as  necessary .   will be updated frequently .  )

why are you here ?

drive .  drive fast .

i think we should make an informed decision .

are you coming or not ?

you’ve been avoiding me .

[ name ] ,  what were you thinking ?

this should be your priority .

let me hold you for a minute .

get out of my way .  i won’t tell you again .

that wasn’t supposed to happen .

can you keep a secret ?

i don’t know what i did to deserve you .

you seriously think i could’ve done something like that ?

you’re safe with me .

sorry isn’t good enough .

where is all this coming from ?

who told you about that ?

sorry i’m late ,  i got caught up .

you’re being paranoid .

why are you looking at me like that ?

you’re the single most important thing to me .

all i’m asking is that you hear me out .

whatever they told you ,  it’s a lie .

we shouldn’t stick around here .

hold my hand ,  i don’t want to lose track of you .

[ name ]  …  truth or dare ?

i love you .  nothing’s gonna change that .

can you tell me what happened ?

you can’t come around here anymore .

back off ,  okay ?

what ,  you don’t have time for me anymore ?

you’re asking for too much .

i’m trying to start a new life .

what do you mean ,  you aren’t coming back ?

sometimes i think you must hate me .

why can’t we just talk about this ?

i know i fucked up ,  you can stop rubbing it in .

you’ve got quite a reputation .

i’m not usually like this ,  i’m sorry .

please ,  just let me explain myself .

i love watching you work .

we’re on the same team .

did you ever tell anyone ?

you’ve got a lot of explaining to do .

really funny ,  you’re very mature .

you call THAT a PLAN ?

can we get out of here ?

i thought things would be different .

this is not up for debate !

do whatever you have to do .

karma’s going to get you for that .

it could’ve been a lot worse .

i asked you to leave me out of this .

maybe it’s time to take a leap of faith .

i never want to see you again .

can you see how many fingers i’m holding up ?

i’m gonna be there when you get what’s coming to you .

you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me .

i’ve been waiting all night for this .

i told you not to contact me .

sometimes i really think you have a death wish .

what do you need ?  —  what can i do ?

i would do literally anything to keep you safe .

that was supposed to be a secret .

you haven’t called me that in years .

stop telling me to calm down !

we make a pretty good team .

i have so much i want to say to you .

i’m not going to let anyone hurt you .

can we please not do this right now ? 

wait ,  wait  …  just breathe for a second .

how are you holding up ?

why don’t you stay the night ?  i’ll take the couch .

i don’t need your protection !

you’re not making this easier on yourself .

are you going to let me in ?

i’m supposed to be protecting you .

i will kill you if i have to .

do whatever you have to do .

this is going to hurt ,  i’m sorry .

what happened to you ,  where have you been ?!

there was nothing you could’ve done .

you’re all i need right now .

i don’t believe in love at first sight .

have you been following me ?

i need you to believe me .

what do you remember ?

i’m not a good person .

what the hell’s going on with you ?

you’re being followed .

just when i thought my day couldn’t be any worse .

i’ve been having weird dreams .

so you’ve been lying to me this whole time ?

are you trying to get us killed ?

this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me .

i never asked for your help .

you’re being followed ,  pretend you know me .

why has it started to feel different with you ?

don’t worry ,  i have a plan .

i heard everything .

do you need to sit down ?

i have the right to know what’s going on .

i’ve just gotta catch my breath .

stay out of my business .

what did you think was going to happen ?!

don’t cause a scene .

tell me something about you that i don’t know .

can i buy you a drink ?

what if  …  we played spin the bottle ?

this was never a problem until  [ name ]  came around .

you can’t ask me to make that choice .

are you seeing anyone right now ?

i need you to listen to me ,  we don’t have long .

you’re lying ,  that doesn’t make any sense .

you look  …  stunning .

what are you trying to prove ?

who died and made you the boss of me ?

you can’t just show up here like this .

let me make it up to you .

there’s no way i’m leaving you like this .

can we stay like this ?  just for a little longer .

i don’t need you to fight for me .

so  …  you lied to me ?

you’re the only one that can help me .

i can’t help you if you won’t let me .

i never introduced myself ,  i’m [ name ] .

i expected more from you .

you have no idea who i am ,  do you ?

are you real ?  is this real ?

can i stay with you ?  just for the night .

you’re going to get yourself killed .

why did you help me ?

tell me what i can do to help .

pick a card ,  any card .

i never wanted any of this .

do you wanna get out of here ?

what the hell are you talking about ?

i should have trusted you .

get your head out of the clouds .

how is any of this MY fault ?!

what aren’t you telling me ?

i can’t help you if you won’t let me .

it’s never just one with you ,  is it ?

you’re not supposed to know about that .

shut your mouth .

i haven’t kissed you yet ,  today .

where is this coming from ?

come over here and make me ,  then .

keep lying to yourself ,  see where it gets you .

i’m not a bad person .

is that what you wanted to hear ?

we can’t be seen together .

i can’t give you what you want .

i need you to leave .

are you drunk ?

i’m here ,  i’m here .  i’m not going anywhere .

you might want to take a seat for this .

have you been listening to anything i’ve said ?

i haven’t heard from you in weeks .

you’re jealous ,  aren’t you ?

who do you think you’re talking to ?

what are you reading ?

you could’ve killed me !

come on ,  we don’t have time for this .

i just need ten minutes of silence .

really ?  that’s all you have to say ?

we could leave ,  you know .  go far away .

you don’t look too good .

i never want to see you again .

why can’t you just leave me alone ?

i thought you died .

you’ll do anything for attention .

how’s the weather up there ?

all you do is hurt people !

i’m sorry ,  none of this makes sense .

you need to get out of here before anyone sees you .

i told you i didn’t want you around here .

is that supposed to be a threat ?

you’ve changed .

don’t look at me like that .

it’s a beautiful day ,  don’t you think ?

i did what i had to do .

you never know when to stop .

i’ve got to get home ,  it’s getting late .

i have nothing to prove to you .

stop LYING to me  …  all you do is lie .

you don’t have to be nice to everybody .

don’t tell me what to do .

pull your head out of the past .

we are not talking about that right now .

are you new around here ?

you have no idea what you’re starting .

i’m gonna get us out of here .

everyone’s staring at us .

is there anything i can do to help ?

i won’t cause you any more trouble .

– just follow my instructions for once !

do you want to come in ?

i don’t know what you want me to say .

you’re not like anyone else i’ve ever met .

i feel like i’m going insane .

stop asking ,  you’re not going to like my answer .

i didn’t want you to see me any differently .

i wish i knew what to say to you .

[alwaysdemons]

wynhaught otp

[alwaysdemons]

Wynonna Earp Appreciation Month: Favorite One-Liners

[alwaysdemons]

these  are  some  of  my  favourite  quotes  i  found  on   pinterest   ,   that  are  either  on  boards  of  mine  or  i’ve  seen  on  friends  their  boards.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.

❛   you  attract  what  you’re  ready  for  .   ❜ ❛   i  was  there  for  you  .   remember  that  .   ❜ ❛   no  ,  fuck  you  .   i  was  worth  it  .   ❜ ❛   and  it  hurts  so  much  to  want  something  you  can’t  have  .   ❜ ❛   it’s  pathetic  really  ,  how  much  i  still  hope  it’s  you   &   me  in  the  end  .   ❜ ❛   she’s  the  type  of  flower  than  can  still  grow  after  a  forest  fire  .   ❜ ❛   she  has  a  wild  spirit  ,  but  a  soft  heart   &   such  a  sweet  soul  .   ❜ ❛   she  wears  strength   &   darkness  equally  well   ,   the  girl  has  always  been  half  goddess   ,   half   hell  .   ❜ ❛   life  is  made  of  small  moments  like  this  .   ❜ ❛   my  story  isn’t  over  yet  .   ❜ ❛   fight  for  her  .   ❜ ❛   do  i  make  you  nervous  ?   ❜ ❛   no  one  made  me  .   i  made  me  .   ❜ ❛   we  really  loved  each  other   ,   didn’t  we  ?   ❜ ❛   you  looked  me  in  the  eyes  for  a  little  too  long  to   “  not  have  any  feelings  for  me  “  .   ❜ ❛   what  if   ,   you   &   i  were  meant  to  part  ways   ,   only  so  that  we  could  find  each  other  again  .   ❜ ❛   i’m  still  hoping  it’s  you   &   me  in  the  end  .   ❜ ❛   you  know  you  really  love  someone  when  you  don’t  hate  them  for  breaking  your  heart  .   ❜ ❛   what  if  i  never  forget  you   ?   what  if   ,   all  my  life   ,   when  i  meet  someone  new   ,   i  can  never  fall  for  them  because  they  aren’t  you   ?   ❜ ❛   i  shouldn’t  be  jealous   ,   you  aren’t  even  mine  .   ❜ ❛   i  wanted  it  to  be  you  .   god  damn   ,   i  really  did  .   ❜ ❛   fuck   !   i  miss  you  .   ❜ ❛   if  i  told  you  that  i  loved  you  …   tell  me   ,   what  would  you  say   ?   ❜ ❛   i  love  you  .   i’ll  wait  for  you  .   ❜ ❛   come  back  .   come  back  to  me  .   ❜ ❛   i  can’t  lose  you   ,   i  won’t  survive  .   ❜ ❛   you  have  me  .   until  every  last  star  in  the  galaxy  dies   ,   you  have  me  .   ❜ ❛   i  could  be  your  family  .   ❜ ❛   we’re  in  this  together  .   ❜ ❛   i  just  want  to  taste  your  lips  before  my  coffee  every  morning  .   ❜ ❛   i’ve  thought  about  you  so  much  today  .   ❜

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"C’mon, Haughty. We’ve got work to do.”     She doesn’t want to move at all.  They’re both in the barn now, the Homestead is filled with shitty memories. The kind that whiskey can’t erase.   No one came back from the garden ever.  Somehow the heart of the town is missing. The life sucked out. They’re missing her sister, their soulmates. The cowboy and the angel. Wynonna often wonders if Waverly can see them up there, if she’s telling Doc what sad sacks they are being.  “Look. I don’t wanna get up either... but I’m here, isn’t that enough? I’m sorry I’m not... her.. but I’m not goin’ anywhere.  And if you want her back you’ll do something.”

“ why should i even get out of bed? ” // @devouet​​

[alwaysdemons]

happy Valentine's day to the loml, the doc/nicole to my wynonna. Here is me posting about how fucking cute u are. uwu. @devouet

[alwaysdemons]

these  are  some  of  my  favourite  quotes  i  found  on   pinterest   ,   that  are  either  on  boards  of  mine  or  i’ve  seen  on  friends  their  boards.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.

❛   you  attract  what  you’re  ready  for  .   ❜ ❛   i  was  there  for  you  .   remember  that  .   ❜ ❛   no  ,  fuck  you  .   i  was  worth  it  .   ❜ ❛   and  it  hurts  so  much  to  want  something  you  can’t  have  .   ❜ ❛   it’s  pathetic  really  ,  how  much  i  still  hope  it’s  you   &   me  in  the  end  .   ❜ ❛   she’s  the  type  of  flower  than  can  still  grow  after  a  forest  fire  .   ❜ ❛   she  has  a  wild  spirit  ,  but  a  soft  heart   &   such  a  sweet  soul  .   ❜ ❛   she  wears  strength   &   darkness  equally  well   ,   the  girl  has  always  been  half  goddess   ,   half   hell  .   ❜ ❛   life  is  made  of  small  moments  like  this  .   ❜ ❛   my  story  isn’t  over  yet  .   ❜ ❛   fight  for  her  .   ❜ ❛   do  i  make  you  nervous  ?   ❜ ❛   no  one  made  me  .   i  made  me  .   ❜ ❛   we  really  loved  each  other   ,   didn’t  we  ?   ❜ ❛   you  looked  me  in  the  eyes  for  a  little  too  long  to   “  not  have  any  feelings  for  me  “  .   ❜ ❛   what  if   ,   you   &   i  were  meant  to  part  ways   ,   only  so  that  we  could  find  each  other  again  .   ❜ ❛   i’m  still  hoping  it’s  you   &   me  in  the  end  .   ❜ ❛   you  know  you  really  love  someone  when  you  don’t  hate  them  for  breaking  your  heart  .   ❜ ❛   what  if  i  never  forget  you   ?   what  if   ,   all  my  life   ,   when  i  meet  someone  new   ,   i  can  never  fall  for  them  because  they  aren’t  you   ?   ❜ ❛   i  shouldn’t  be  jealous   ,   you  aren’t  even  mine  .   ❜ ❛   i  wanted  it  to  be  you  .   god  damn   ,   i  really  did  .   ❜ ❛   fuck   !   i  miss  you  .   ❜ ❛   if  i  told  you  that  i  loved  you  …   tell  me   ,   what  would  you  say   ?   ❜ ❛   i  love  you  .   i’ll  wait  for  you  .   ❜ ❛   come  back  .   come  back  to  me  .   ❜ ❛   i  can’t  lose  you   ,   i  won’t  survive  .   ❜ ❛   you  have  me  .   until  every  last  star  in  the  galaxy  dies   ,   you  have  me  .   ❜ ❛   i  could  be  your  family  .   ❜ ❛   we’re  in  this  together  .   ❜ ❛   i  just  want  to  taste  your  lips  before  my  coffee  every  morning  .   ❜ ❛   i’ve  thought  about  you  so  much  today  .   ❜

[alwaysdemons]

melissa’s very long list of favorite ships (in order of ship name) wyndolls (wynonna earp and xavier dolls). “if we live long enough… we all become enemies. no. not you and me. never.”

[alwaysdemons]

𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐘.

i’ve  gathered  all  of  these  from   tumblr   ,   therefore  i  don’t  take  credit  for  any  of  these   &   they  will   only   be  used  in  the  purpose  of  role - playing.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  you  feel  it  to  be  necessary   &   remember  to  reblog  from  the  source  if  you  aren’t  going  to  send  something  in  to  the  person  who  reblogged  this.

❛   i  am  only  human   ,   but  i  am  also  human.   ❜

❛   you  only  love  me  in  the  dark.   ❜

❛   where  are  you   &   do  you  think  of  me  ?   ❜

❛   i’d  rather  live  in  a  world  full  of  white  noise  than  spend  a  moment  in  silence.   ❜

❛   i’ve  always  been  so  careful  to  not  let  anybody  down  that  i  never  noticed  i  was  giving  up  on  myself.   ❜

❛   i  can  be  bold   ,   because  i  have  you  with  me  always.   ❜

❛   i’d  breathe  but  i  don’t  want  to  wake  butterflies  in  my  lungs.   ❜

❛   i’d  light  myself  on  fire  if  it  meant  you  were  warm.   ❜

❛   my  heart  is  set  of  gritted  teeth   &   bleeding  gums.   ❜

❛   it’s  foolish  to  hope  you’re  thinking  of  me.   ❜

❛   saving  you  meant  losing  myself   &   i  would  do  that  till  the  end  of  time.   ❜

❛   what  happens  to  you  when  i  have  nothing  left  to  lose  ?   ❜

❛   it’s  a  lonely  world   &   i  just  want  someone  to  love.   ❜

❛   i  broke  my  own  heart  when  i  fell  for  you.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  want  to  be  saved.   ❜

❛   even  the  thought  of  you  feels  like  wind  beneath  my  wings.   ❜

❛   i  always  wanted  to  start  a  revolution   ,   so  i started  one  within  myself.   ❜

❛   i  hope  you  felt  it  when  my  heart  broke.   ❜

❛   i  am  a  walking  lie.   ❜

❛   there  is  a  sound  at  the  door   &   it’s  never  you   ,   so  why  bother  answering  ?   ❜

❛   one  look  at  you   &   my  heart  leapt   &   now  you’re  stuck  in  my  head  again.   ❜

❛   even  the  silence  is  too  much.   ❜

❛   point  the  gun  at  me   ,   what’s  it  like  to  be  free  ?   ❜

❛   the  only  difference  between  fear   &   anticipation  is  the  outcome.   ❜

❛   i  wanted  you  to  hurt  me   &   i  got  what  i  asked  for.   ❜

❛   i  hope  to  god  you  hate  me   ;   i  can’t  stand  the  thought  of  you  still  missing  me.   ❜

❛   i  break  in  silence  so  no  one  will  worry  over  someone  like  me.   ❜

❛   everything  that  defines  me  is  nothing  that  i  am.   ❜

[alwaysdemons]

uwu @devouet

[alwaysdemons]

for chizzstmist i’m gunna make @devouet come back and write wynaught with me. 

[alwaysdemons]

“Don’t save her-- she don’t wanna be saved... or whatever Project Pat said.”

@devouet​ said: ❛ i don’t want to be saved. ❜

[alwaysdemons]

𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐘.

i’ve  gathered  all  of  these  from   tumblr   ,   therefore  i  don’t  take  credit  for  any  of  these   &   they  will   only   be  used  in  the  purpose  of  role - playing.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  you  feel  it  to  be  necessary   &   remember  to  reblog  from  the  source  if  you  aren’t  going  to  send  something  in  to  the  person  who  reblogged  this.

❛   i  am  only  human   ,   but  i  am  also  human.   ❜

❛   you  only  love  me  in  the  dark.   ❜

❛   where  are  you   &   do  you  think  of  me  ?   ❜

❛   i’d  rather  live  in  a  world  full  of  white  noise  than  spend  a  moment  in  silence.   ❜

❛   i’ve  always  been  so  careful  to  not  let  anybody  down  that  i  never  noticed  i  was  giving  up  on  myself.   ❜

❛   i  can  be  bold   ,   because  i  have  you  with  me  always.   ❜

❛   i’d  breathe  but  i  don’t  want  to  wake  butterflies  in  my  lungs.   ❜

❛   i’d  light  myself  on  fire  if  it  meant  you  were  warm.   ❜

❛   my  heart  is  set  of  gritted  teeth   &   bleeding  gums.   ❜

❛   it’s  foolish  to  hope  you’re  thinking  of  me.   ❜

❛   saving  you  meant  losing  myself   &   i  would  do  that  till  the  end  of  time.   ❜

❛   what  happens  to  you  when  i  have  nothing  left  to  lose  ?   ❜

❛   it’s  a  lonely  world   &   i  just  want  someone  to  love.   ❜

❛   i  broke  my  own  heart  when  i  fell  for  you.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  want  to  be  saved.   ❜

❛   even  the  thought  of  you  feels  like  wind  beneath  my  wings.   ❜

❛   i  always  wanted  to  start  a  revolution   ,   so  i started  one  within  myself.   ❜

❛   i  hope  you  felt  it  when  my  heart  broke.   ❜

❛   i  am  a  walking  lie.   ❜

❛   there  is  a  sound  at  the  door   &   it’s  never  you   ,   so  why  bother  answering  ?   ❜

❛   one  look  at  you   &   my  heart  leapt   &   now  you’re  stuck  in  my  head  again.   ❜

❛   even  the  silence  is  too  much.   ❜

❛   point  the  gun  at  me   ,   what’s  it  like  to  be  free  ?   ❜

❛   the  only  difference  between  fear   &   anticipation  is  the  outcome.   ❜

❛   i  wanted  you  to  hurt  me   &   i  got  what  i  asked  for.   ❜

❛   i  hope  to  god  you  hate  me   ;   i  can’t  stand  the  thought  of  you  still  missing  me.   ❜

❛   i  break  in  silence  so  no  one  will  worry  over  someone  like  me.   ❜

❛   everything  that  defines  me  is  nothing  that  i  am.   ❜

[alwaysdemons]

the idea of a ‘best friend’ is just the highest form of tenderness like. it’s the epitome of choosing someone over and over, maybe even subconsciously because you just. know on some unspeakable level that your lives are supposed to be entwined, that the connection between you is fatefully significant and necessary 

[alwaysdemons]

[alwaysdemons]

𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐃𝐒  𝐎𝐅  𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐘   :   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

with  birds  of  prey   having  come  out   ,   i  figured  i’d  make  a  meme  out  of  it.   i  can’t  promise  these  are  spoiler  free   ,   but  luckily   ,   it  won’t  spoil  that  much.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.     please  remember  to  reblog  from  the  source  if  you  aren’t  going  to  send  something  in.

❛   they  say  if  you  wanna  tell  a  story  right  ,  you  gotta  start  at  the  beginning.   ❜

❛   i  was  the  brains  behind  some  of  mr.  j’s  biggest  stunts.   ❜

❛   it  was  time  for   (  city  here  )   to  meet  the  new   (  character  name  )   ,   so  i  really  put  myself  out  there.   ❜

❛   it’s  not  a  party  without  a  little  drama  ,  am  i  right  ?   ❜

❛   i  hadn’t  told  people  about  the  breakup  ,  but  you  have  to  understand  ,  being   ____ ‘s  girlfriend  /  boyfriend  gave  me  new  meaning.   ❜

❛   i  could  do  whatever  i  wanted  to  whoever  i  wanted.   ❜

❛   i  needed  to  find  a  way  to  show  the  world  that  i  cut  ties  for  good.   ❜

❛   lucky  for  me   ,   i  have  all  my  best  ideas  drunk.   ❜

❛   it  was  the  closure  i  needed.   ❜

❛   i  wanted  a  fresh  start.   the  chance  to  be  my  own  woman…   ❜

❛   do  you  know  who  i  am  ?   ❜

❛   she  just  updated  her  relationship  status.   sheis  about  to  find  out  that  a  lot  of  people  want  her  dead.   ❜

❛   is  that  a  snot  bubble  ?   eww  ,  gross.   ❜

❛   i  was  halfway  across town  ,  hungover  and  thinking  about  breakfast.   ❜

❛   turns  out  ,  i  wronged  a  lot  of  people.   ❜

❛   it  took  losing  something  i  truly  love  to  see  that  the  target  on  my  back  was  bigger  than  i  thought.   ❜

❛   hi  boys  !   meeting’s  over.   ❜

❛   i’m  about  to  own  this  city  ,  not  just  the  east.   ❜

❛   ____  has  been  singing  at  ____’s  club  for  the  last  several  years.   ❜

❛   and  for  the  first  time  in  a  long  time  ,  i’m  all  on  my  own.   it’s  great.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  need  your  help  ,  i  got  this.   ❜

❛   you  got  this  ?   no  wonder  everyone  hates  you.   ❜

❛   all  these  years  i  thought  she  was  just  a  pretty  face  with  a  great  set  of  lungs.   ❜

❛   people  don’t  kill  people  i  own  without  my  permission  !   ❜

❛   this  is  spectacular  news.   if  she  doesn’t  belong  to  him  ,  she  belongs  to  me.   ❜

❛   in  the  storytelling  business  ,  this  dummy  swallowing  that  diamond  is  a  complication.   a  complication  that  i  didn’t  need right  now.   ❜

❛   for  all  your  noise  and  luster  ,  you’re  just  a  surly  little  girl  with  no  one  to  protect  her.   ❜

❛   call  me  old  fashioned  ,  but  i  always  thought  the  guy  was  supposed  to  get  the  girl  a  diamond.   ❜

❛   no  cop  ever  gets  anything  done  until  they’re  suspended.   ❜

❛   this  next  bit  ain’t  very  pretty.   ❜

❛   does  she  always  talk  like  a  cop  out  of  a  bad  80s  movie  ?   ❜

❛   they  call themselves  birds  of  prey.   ❜

❛   i  call  them  dorky  little  do - gooders.   ❜

❛   hyenas  really  do  have  nine  lives.   ❜

❛   i  made  the  kid  my  apprentice  ,  call  me  a  softy.   i  dare  ya.   ❜

❛   do  you  know  what  a  harlequin  is  ?   a  harlequin’s  role  is  to  serve.   it’s  nothing  without  a  master.   and  no  one  gives  two  shits  who  we  are  beyond  that.   ❜

❛   none  of  us  are  walking  out  of  here  unless  we  work  together.   ❜

❛   isn’t  this  fun  ?   ❜

❛   it’s  just  like  a  sleepover    —   we  should  order  pizza  ,  make  cosmos  !   ❜

❛   i’m  the  one  they  should  be  scared  off.   ❜

❛   unless  we  all  wanna  die  very  unpleasant  deaths  ,  we’re  gonna  have  to  work  together.   ❜

❛   psychologically  speaking  ,  vengeance  rarely  brings  the  catharsis  we  hope  for.   ❜

❛   is  that  a  hyena  in  a  bathtub  ?   ❜

❛   i  named  him  bruce  after  that  hunky  wayne  guy.   ❜

❛   it’s  time  for  gotham  to  meet  the  birds  of  prey.   ❜

❛   i  don’t  have  rage  issues  !   ❜

❛   hey  !   i  know  that  guy  !   ❜

❛   i’m  about  to  learn  that  a  lot  of  people  want  me  dead.   ❜

❛   i’m  not  shopping  at  this  store.   i’m  robbing  this  store.   ❜

❛   paying  is  for  dummies  !   ❜

❛   fucking  fabulous  ,  if  you  ask  me.   ❜

❛   you  know  what  they  say   —   behind  every  successful  man  is  a  badass broad.   ❜

❛   who’s  having  a  good  time  ?   ❜

❛   i  told  you  she  had  a  killer  voice.   ❜

❛   aren’t  you  glad  you  wore  that  ?   sexy  and  bulletproof  !   ❜

❛   it’s  not  a  fucking  bow  and  arrow.   it’s  a  crossbow.   i’m  not  twelve.   ❜

❛   you  killed  my  sandwich  !   ❜

❛   i  stole  your  ring.   ❜

❛   why  don’t  i  own  the  crossbow  killer  ?   i  like  crossbows  !   ❜

❛   what  a  way  to  start  my  new  life   ——   the  perfect  egg  sandwich.   ❜

❛   oh  !   you’re  that  psycho  chick.   ❜

❛   if  he  gets  the  diamond  ,  he’ll  be  unstopable.   ❜

❛   if  you  want  boys  to  respect  you  ,  show  them  you’re  serious.   shoot  something  ,  blow  it  up  !   ❜

❛   i’m  sorry  ,  kid.   i’m  just  a  terrible  person  i  guess.   ❜

❛   that  is  childhood  trauma  right  there.   ❜

❛   you  made  me  want  to  be  a  less  terrible  person.   ❜

❛   i  underestimated  you  ,  and  i’m  sorry.   ❜

❛   i’m  used  to  it.   ❜

❛   here’s  the  thing  about  new  love  ,  you  have  to  feed  it.  ❜

❛   i  was  never  an  establishment  kind  of  gal.   ❜

❛   if  you  ever  watched  any  cop  show  ever   ,   you  know  this  is  when  shit  gets  real.   ❜

[alwaysdemons]

𝐆𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐄   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

    change gendered language to your needs.  ♡

“  the results were disappointing.  i was devastated.  ” “  i’m not gonna deal with that shit.  ” “  so,  i put the panini in a balloon   &   swallowed it whole.  ” “  you watch your mouth in my house.  ” “  try not to let anyone see you,  i hate the way you move in public.  ” “  if you haven’t made your bed,  throw it away.  it’s too late to make it now.  ” “  so i swiffer-vaulted out of there   &   broke my fucking mandible on some nutri-grain bars.  ” “  you callin’ me a liar?  ” “  WELL TUESDAYS.  AREN’T.  GOOD FOR ME.  ” “  so i black out from the rage,  and come to covered head-to-toe in hollandaise sauce.  ” “  it gives me a panic attack when i look at your legs.  ” “  i think i left the blow-dryer on.  ” “  you got no lips.  you have skin that turns into a mouth.  ” “  nothin’ gets me goin’ like a juke box musical.  ” “  why should i even get out of bed?  ” “  i got your grape juice,  you pansy.  ” “  i’m gonna go put myself on craigslist.  ” “  i’m gonna punish you with my leg.  ” “  could you excuse me for one second?  ”  *screams* “  so i stole a pig.  ” “  menopause is only gonna make me stronger.  ” “  i’m angry,  i’m aroused   …   ” “  what would you have done?  ” “  was that you doing zumba on my front lawn?  ” “  it’s my birthday so that means you have to watch me do crunches.  ” “  LOOK AT ME.  ” “  why do we have a sink if you’re not gonna wash the blueberries?  ” “  let’s face it.  this town needs a change.  ”  “  the anthropologists are gonna see this   &   they’re gonna want to study you.  ” “  i’m gonna sleep in the chimney tonight.  ” “  YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS.  ” “  could i have a word with you under the table,  real quick?  ” “  okay,  was anyone planning on telling me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal or was i just supposed to read that in national geographic myself?  ” “  you’re a walking lisa frank notebook.  ” “  i was already in hell,  but now it’s like i’m going to hell grad school.  ” “  i don’t know which apostle i swirlied in a past lifetime,  but i’m really paying the price now.  ” “  this is a dish towel.  we need a hand towel.  what are we,  barbarians?  ”