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Guess who got a big fat tip todayyyy 😝(no not that tip)

And the lady who tipped me called me pretty and babygirl, she wanted her ass eaten by me frr

(I love when i get kind customers makes me feel like not burning this place down. A customer came today saying she asked another store if we had some books and they said yes but we sold off the books and she proceeded to be upset with ME, like im sorry ill go unsell the books and come give it to you you fucking lizard and hog crossbreed)

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id rather sit down and pluck the hairs off my coochie with tweezers one by one before i read a book with 70+ chapters,

sorry but something would have to be some shakespare lvl shit for me to have that kinda commitment

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Until my period turns white

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i know i said i was goin to bed 😒but.. i decided to reread love for sale and this part still cracks me up🤣

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Why are we also forgetting about fantasy dwarves and gnomes? Like, I wanna read about a short king fidget spinning while in my hole(he's the fidget spinner)...

I've only seen 3 stories with them and they were from momolady, WHERES THE RESTT like...

Imagine a dwarf, muscular, stubby with long beard and hair ,wearing lots of jewelry coming home to you after hard work in the mines , all dirty and sweaty

and don't be mistaken, he might lack in length, but he deff makes up for it in girth! and he makes good use of his shortness too, he'll have you in all sorts of positions, getting the best angles

OH even better, he's a blacksmith and you both engage in kinky bdsm sex where he spanks you with the same leather he uses to make his aprons that he wears when crafting and brands you as his with a hot iron rod!

too much?😞ok ill go to bed now its 1AM

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I wonder if their dick is as big as our age gap

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I hate it when people are funnier than me

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Neck tattoos make me feral , if you have one , lock your doors and windows..

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Fine ass mothafuckah

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Since i found A03 and tumblr im unable to read those cringey wattpad stories , my standards have gotten higher, i even start losing interest in a story when they mention y/n . But that wont stop me from going back once in awhile just for the comments, people in wattpad comments are on a type of crack im tryna be onn

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What made y'all into monsterfucking?

Few of my many MANY reasons are tails from sonic, and shellington n captain barnabe from octanaughts 😩

I found them so finee as a kidd and dont get me started on blaze(yes the monster machineee) 😪 was watching all these cartoons for all the wrong reasonss.

Bugs bunny, donald duck , the little rat, whats his name again? Speedy? Yea he can get it. Pink panther and woody the woodpecker

Have yall watched that pink panther episode where he spoke? He had many voices but im specifically talking about the the one with the arc "sinkpink" is the name, it was the first one i watched where he spoke and it had me in a chokeholddd!

It all started with these characters then it branched off as i started to watch anime on youtube(what a time). And as i grew older and started loving horror movies and hearing about different monsters and folklore (snarled played apartt) and the rest is history

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I love when y'all decribe the monsters dicks , it makes the story a 100x better. Like i wanna know what colour, what the tip looks like, is it bumpy? Is it smooth? Does it shoot any other colour goo than white? Is it salty? Is it sweet ? Does it start off in one colour and then fade into another shade? (Multi colour dicckkk)Does it sorta burn? Is it really sticky ? Really slimy? Do they got more than one? Does it hide in a mound and only shows when they in the mood? GIVE ME DETAILS RACHEL

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Im not seeing enough troll fics, y'all tellin me y'all dont wanna fuck under a bridge?