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Do they sell Lasko fans?

moore air? like lasko moore? like the nervous air elemental lasko moore? redacted reference???? (im sane i promise)

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No I understand

and if I say this is gavin will yall laugh or kill me

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Yesssss

I need lasko with a happy trail... Please God

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Bath and Body Works having the audacity to bring back cucumber melon and not PASTEL SKIES when I have been looking for her forever!!

Please bring my girl back it was their best scent

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AHHHH lol

I’m getting too many likes on my shitty little posts- yall are too nice

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I’m getting too many likes on my shitty little posts- yall are too nice

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If I was a water elemental and I could affect the taste of water I would be an unstoppable deity and a true force of chaos- making all of my enemies’ water taste like Dasani

So we all had the

"Dear is super buff and hot and sexy but in the subtle way"

Thought, which means we've all also had the

"the human body is mostly water"

Thought too, right?

RIGHT?

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Have we also all had the “can water elementals blood bend?” thought too?

So we all had the

"Dear is super buff and hot and sexy but in the subtle way"

Thought, which means we've all also had the

"the human body is mostly water"

Thought too, right?

RIGHT?

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Lasko had D&D and Dear has Magic the Gathering and Pokémon

I know an autistic man when I hear one

I heard that stimming

You can’t run from me

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There is literally no neurotypical explanation for their relationship

I know an autistic man when I hear one

I heard that stimming

You can’t run from me

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All of the above

I know an autistic man when I hear one

I heard that stimming

You can’t run from me

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I can see Huxley with some stubble

Look I know Lasko is in his 30s. I know he is a grown ass man. But I’m sorry I do not believe for a second that man can grow any amount of facial hair.

I think that every few months he really does try to grow out a beard or something, until one of his students roasts the shit out of him for it looking patchy as fuck and he shaves it off again.

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There’s a storm comfort that’s kinda sleep aidy if you mean that

CALL ME CRAZY IDC BUT REMEMBER THERE BEING A LASKO SLEEP AID AUDIO UNLESS IT WAS DELETED BUT I SWEAR THE WAS

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Dear who comes from a long lineage of very powerful water elementals who was latent for much longer than their family.

Dear who, in order to make up for their latency, was made to take rigorous self defense classes in order to catch up to their family’s power.

Dear who can beat every single member of the DAMN crew in arm wrestling matches (with Huxley it’s a close win but a win nonetheless) even with their non-dominant hand.

Lasko who finds it incredibly attractive

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Damien’s hitting a bit too close to home with that conditional parents’ love shit

Got read to filth for that one yall

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Ahhhh thank you!!!!

the shaw pack, as seen by outsiders !

david shaw. he's got this menacing, lingering aura about him, and when he walks into the room people go silent. their backs straighten, they double their work speed, and whispers die.

and in bounces his golden, glowing, mini-skirt wearing, sexual innuendo-spewing s.o. who's chattering to david like they're teenage girls in a coffee shop and shock of all shocks, david's smiling back.

asher talbot. the snarky, bouncy, happy-go-lucky guy's everywhere all the time. he never rests, never stops moving, and he's chattering about a mile a minute. he has a tendency to speak over you, not because he's rude, but just because the adhd is a bitch.

but when his sweet-faced, gentle-toned s.o. walks in, hands him a glass of water, and begins to tell a story, asher looks like he can't speak. he just stares, in awe, drinking in his beautiful mate and listening to the melodic cadence of their voice.

milo greer. milo's the perfect blend between david and asher. serious, dedicated, all business when it comes down to it, but he's always got time for a smile, a kind word, or a teasing joke. finely dressed and always put together, but you can sense an undercurrent of stress leeching from him. he needs everything to be perfect, and he needs to pick up the slack that his alpha and beta don't have time to cover.

but one touch on the arm, one sarcastic deadpan joke from sweetheart, and milo's hackles relax. they sit on the arm of his chair and review his work, a hand in his hair. they tease him about his sloppy handwriting and give him a kiss and an ice cream before they leave, and afterwards milo is twice as quick to hand out compliments, and holds his temper better than ever.

tank/darlin. if david's the steel, asher's the bubble, and milo's the happy medium between the two, then darlin' is the opposite. where milo is quick to compliment and soothe, darlin' is quick to honestly and brutally speak. they're all bark and all bite, and everyone eyes them warily when they come into the room. they're known to be fiercely loyal, but their affection is shown in aggression and brusque nods of approval.

but sam softens something in them, draws out the gentleness the pack remembers seeing in tank as a child. sam rests a big mitten of a hand on their shoulder and they find themselves able to smile more, smile genuinely. sam gives them a wink, and they're damn near bubbly all day. sam leaves, but his lingering woodsmoke warmth stays wrapped around darlin' all day, and the office is significantly calmer.

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I think he likes the stomach pressing thing

I need lasko with a happy trail... Please God