#redacted coworker

[washa]

pov the friendsgiving audio as redacted memes (Which is mostly me making fun of Damien's misery!)

A lil bonus one.

[pycth]

Inspired by @claracatlady ‘s lil outfit series for her listeners, I wanted to show off some of my Coworker’s style~

They prefer to feel open, flowy. Fitted tops + loose bottoms combo enthusiast. They’re not really a fan of the colder seasons, if you couldn’t tell lol They can work with autumn, but winter just kicks their ass— (despite that, they’re a Christmas lover)

(I might do this with my Baaabe and Doc too, what do y’all think?)

[nyxie-e-e]

“I don’t want to care about you only as you pertain to Lasko”😭😭😭

“I’m excited to get to know you. I’m excited to make a new friend”

My heart🥺🥺

Gavin is such a good friend and a good partner. He is just akdkfbfkfj I love him sm

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Couples as Things My Partner & I Do

✩ Whenever Sweetheart’s head is on Milo’s chest and he wants to show them something he flexes his pecs until they lift their head up to look

✩ When Aaron is stressed, Smartass plays with his hair to turn his brain off - he whines if they stop but he’ll never admit it

✩ Angel smacks David’s ass any time he even slightly bends over

✩ When Lasko is in an overthinking spiral Coworker gently holds the sides of his face and takes deep breaths with him until he’s calmed down enough to talk about it

✩ Darlin’ bites Sam’s finger if it gets too close to their mouth and then just holds it in their teeth as long as possible without biting too hard

✩ Any time Damien is standing at the counter while making food, Huxley comes behind him and almost completely envelopes him - chest pressed against his back, arms wrapped around his waist, and head nuzzled against his neck

✩ Avior is a tummy kisser, Starlight is a hand kisser

✩ Instead of just telling Ollie when they don’t understand the game/show/movie he’s talking about, Coworker just blankly stares and frog blinks until he stops and re-explains the confusing part

✩ Asher and Baabe hold hands whenever they walk almost anywhere together, including just moving from room to room in their apartment

✩ Guy showing Honey his music playlists and taking them to concerts, even if they don’t know or particularly like the band, is one of his favorite ways to connect with them and show them his love

✩ On special occasions, Anton makes little snacks for My Love to take to work with them, even though he’s not super confident in his food-making abilities

✩ Freelancer has had to convince Gavin to put temperature-appropriate clothing on more times than they can count - he would go shirtless all the time if he could

✩ When Lovely gets flustered by Vincent’s flirting and looks away, he gently holds their chin and makes them look at him

[bubblergoespop]

if we go a year without a name for lasko’s listener, i might lose all hope that they’ll ever get one

[mythallia]

i think gavin’s conversation would have been a lot less awkward if he started off with:

“so how does it feel to kiss the lips that have sucked my dick?”

[hammerhead-jpg]

Redacted comic ideas that I'm probably not going to make pt2

[tankwiththeangst]

I am going to CACKLE if CoWorkers name isn’t “Dear”

I’ve only been calling them CoWorker or Lasko’s listener because I don’t want to get attached to a name that isn’t canon so I’m going to laugh SO hard if “Dear” isn’t their name because I know so many of yall are gonna be so distressed.

Like the fandom is gonna be in a slight uproar and I can already see everyone having mixed emotions. Y’all really set yourselves up.😭

[capitalisticveins]

Thinking abt Lasko wearing a propeller hat and Dear kissing him on the cheek and the hat going whrrrrrrrr

[vind3miat0r]

cant believe that we got Lasko's love confession before his listener's nickname drop

[dizzy-n-busy]

Jus the D.A.M.N Crew, crewin’ (I fucked up the layer 4 co-worker & FL so I couldn’t color them in smh)

They’re very silly and rushed so they look bad but dw, I got a lil treat for ya’ll later (bc I got to this so late 🫶)

[pycth]

I miss them, your honor—

Unfortunately there weren’t enough to add Huxley and Coworker, so let’s just say they were their bail LMAO

I hope we at least get a DAMN Crew Halloween video of some kind, honestly I just want my boys and Freelancer (+Coworker, hopefully)— a crumb, if you will 🤲 I’ve got all my fingers crossed for anything atp

Also as a heads up, since I’ll be working on Imperium stuff for most of October it’s gonna be mainly focusing on the DAMN Crew versions of the AU (aside from inbox doodles ofc) I’ve got a good handful of stuff I’m real excited to share soon 👀

The original:

[washa]

Redacted Memes again 🙌 (Was feeling very creative)

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Fic Ideas

[These are ideas I've had but writer's block has prevented me from actually writing, so I'm releasing them into the world so maybe someone else can write them :] ]

✩ Honey taking Guy to a concert they like - probably punk or metal and getting to teach him how to mosh

✩ Movie night with Freelancer, Gavin, and Caelum

✩ Darlin wrestling with Asher and Milo while they’re all shifted

✩ Ollie introducing Coworker / Mentor to his friend group - or telling said friend group that they’re a couple

✩ The pack setting up a surprise birthday party for David because he would never agree to have one of his own volition

✩ Angel and Babe trying to teach Asher how to cook because maybe David just tried teaching him the wrong way

✩ Elliott and Sunshine reunion - very sappy, very angsty

✩ Darlin explaining how important the term “mate” is to them and what kind of weight it holds in their relationship

✩ Camelopardalis checking in on Baby, just to make sure they’re still doing alright

✩ Asher tricking Milo and Darlin into watching a horror movie

✩ Hush trying to do research on humans and finding outdated, questionable material which leads him to ask Doc weirdly specific clarifying questions on things they’ve never even considered before

✩ Sam explaining to Fred and his progeny that he’s leaving the Solaire clan and offering to take them with him to be their new support system 

✩ Morgan and the seer playing a game of Never Have I Ever / 20 Questions to get to know each other better

✩ Aaron making dinner for Elliott, Sunshine, and Smartass and getting to catch up with all the non-cult stuff that they missed out on

[vegaly-art]

Dork in love Alert <3 (He is looking at Coworker <3)

[ramenwaitr3ss]

*sighs*

*Re-listens to the DAMN series for the 850th time.*