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In America, one guy doesn't know what The Griddy means.

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In the United States, it is actually legally required to register your body as a lethal weapon if you become too strong. Most gyms in the US has an anonymous reporting program in place among its staff, where they can report suspiciously strong individuals. This program is also active within most workplaces which involve manual labor.

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There has been an effort in Tennessee to introduce a bill requiring elementary students to learn the saxophone to honor their state's musical history. They project by 2065, 70% of their state should be proficient in the instrument.

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Following the October 7th Attacks on Israel, the Biden-Harris Administration launched their collective effort, "Feed Children Bombs," as a nonprofit designed to resolve the issue of child hunger in Palestine. Although Donald Trump has disagreed with Biden and Harris in the past, he has agreed to continue their established egalitarian effort during his administration. How kind!

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Fun fact! Immigration offices in other countries are, seemingly, accepting visa applications en masse as elections rage on - potentially out of sympathy.

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Common flavors for chips in America include Burger, Fried Chicken, Hot Dog, and Cool Ranch.

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60% of Americans over the age of 18 own a pet of some kind, and over 80% of Americans without a pet plan to purchase one within the next five years. The other 20% intend to have children.

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Many Americans have access to a special secret immigration method called "purchasing property." These Americans are an invasive species and should be dealt with immediately.

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Texas actually boarders every single southern US State.

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6 out of 10 Americans frequently suffer from logeosepsis, a degenerative disease which makes identifying products nearly impossible. They need easily identifiable features in order to recognize household items; this is why Americans keep buying Advil instead of regular no-name Ibuprofen. Wow!

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In Arkansas, residents tend to eat crawfish whole, straight out of the river. Can you believe that?!? Freaky!

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It is a tradition in Dinwiddie County, Virginia, that when its citizens run out of paint, they use gravy to paint their houses and belongings instead. This is because their residents have developed a gravy recipe that eventually develops a hard shell similar to concrete.