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It’s not the size of a man’s gun that matters; it’s how well he handles it.

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Who gives a shit about the ugly?

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That’s gotta sting.

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They say that the eyes are the windows to the-- AHH!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!!

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Yeah, it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no size two. But I can shake it, shake it. Like I’m supposed to do. #AllAboutThatBass

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And thus the WWE was born…

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Side effects include: nausea, extreme weight gain, night terrors, blurred vision, depression, a disappearance of fingerprints, and the shitting of eggs.

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Fuck fertilizer. Go straight to the source.

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What're you gonna do about it, OpenTable?

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Don’t drink and horse.

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Seems like there’s a page in the Burn Book with your name on it.

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Her looks ain’t the only thing that kill. Own A Million Ways to Die in the West on Digital HD Sept 9. Blu-ray & DVD Oct 7.

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Never leave your drink unattended at a peyote party.