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Send a ✮ & I’ll generate a number ( platonic edition )

or send a number for a hug/kiss 

cheek kiss

shy kiss

first kiss

forehead kiss

gentle kiss

scar kiss

hand kiss

friendly kiss

chaste kiss

spin the bottle kiss

an eskimo kiss

butterfly kisses ( eyelash kiss )

a kiss pressed to each fingertip

a kiss on the hairline

a kiss to the temples

a kiss to the corner of the mouth

a kiss to bruised skin

a kiss on the knuckles

Nose Kiss

Gentle Peck

Eyelid Kiss

Bear Hug

Sleepy hug

Cuddle hug

Unreciprocated hug

“Far too long since we’ve seen each other” hug

From behind hug

“Something scared me” hug

The Lift hug

One armed hug

Friendly hug

The emotional hug

Failed hug

Run and Jump hug

Side hug

Comforting hug

Family hug

Hug around waist

Clinging hug

‘’Don’t let go’’ hug

‘’I thought I’d never see you again” hug

Warm hug

Awkward hug

Cold hug

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Send 🍷 to catch my muse drinking blood!

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hamilton ( cut songs/workshop versions ) sentence starters !!

❝ the reality is not a pretty picture. ❞ ❝ tell him to stay home! ❞ ❝ you have invented a new kind of stupid. ❞ ❝ i begged you to take a break, you refused to. ❞ ❝ you’re the only enemy you ever seem to lose to! ❞ ❝ i look at you and think ‘god what have we done with our lives, and what did it get us?’ ❞ ❝ i’m not here for you. ❞ ❝ i will choose her happiness over mine every time. ❞ ❝ she died. she’s gone. ❞ ❝ she changed my life. she made my life worthwhile. ❞ ❝ sometimes it seems that’s all we do. ❞ ❝ you and i will build a strong foundation. ❞ ❝ you’ll blow us all away, someday. ❞ ❝ just apologize, we have worthier pursuits! ❞ ❝ that’s when i realized this was not a game. ❞ ❝ i want the world to know what i intended to do. ❞ ❝ he must have been so scared. ❞ ❝ i never had his instinct for self preservation. ❞ ❝ it’s not in his political interest to kill me. ❞ ❝ god, i can’t wait to see her again. ❞ ❝ bitch, please! you wouldn’t know what i’m doing! ❞ ❝ the line’s behind me, i crossed it again. ❞ ❝ you fat mother f– ! ❞ ❝ we in the shit now, somebody’s gotta shovel it. ❞ ❝ if you knock me down i get the fuck back up again. ❞ ❝ you swing at my family, you better not miss. you better have another punch to throw. ❞ ❝ you could let it go. ❞ ❝ people will always be critical. ❞ ❝ let other people be cynical. ❞ ❝ you’re smiling because you know i’m right. ❞ ❝ you didn’t kill him, did you? ❞ ❝ were you here this whole time? ❞ ❝ you don’t have to bring a gun to a knife fight. ❞ ❝ you know you really ought to listen to your wife, right? ❞ ❝ i hope you’re happy. ❞ ❝ you could have given me a word of warning. ❞ ❝ shhh. haven’t you talked enough? ❞ ❝ i need you by my side. ❞ ❝ i have a plan, but it’s risky. ❞ ❝ but i couldn’t turn my back on a nation in need. ❞ ❝ PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES! ❞ ❝ teach them how to say goodbye. ❞ ❝ the enemies i’ve made won’t have anything on me now. ❞

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text message starters pt. 1

[ text; ] this is a terrible idea

[ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)

[ text; ] i need help.

[ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re

[ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!

[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?

[ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good

[ text; ] i love death and dying

[ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.

[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING

[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.

[ text; ] leave me alone.

[ text; ] i said not to talk to me.

[ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG

[ text; ] some-

[ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.

[ text; ] i'm going to do it.

[ text; ] i'm sorry.

[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE

[ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me

[ text; ] you okay?

[ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please

[ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it

[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy

[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.

[ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep

[ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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Send ➳ for your character to receive mine as a gift/spoil of war.

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starter call

xo

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SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ What the hell happened? ❞

❝ I set the car on fire. ❞

❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞

❝ It’s their blood. ❞

❝ Where are your guns? ❞

❝ You’re better than me. ❞

❝ Put your hands up! ❞

❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞

❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞

❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞

❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 

❝ Come with me. Please. ❞

❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞

❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 

❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞

❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞

❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞

❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞

❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞

❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞

❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞

❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞

❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞

❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞

❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 

❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞

❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞

❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞

❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞

❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞

❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞

❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞

❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 

❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞

❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞

❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞

❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞

❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞

❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞

❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞

❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞

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@facetiious 

“You stabbed me with a knife, what am I supposed to do, laugh?!” Malia spits at him, growling. Her eyes turning an electric blue at the male, she would never call her father. “Why are you doing this?!”

“To be fair, I could have just done it with my claws. Figured the knife was just a nice touch” his tone was almost stoic, voice too even for a man that just stabbed his only child, “And because if they think you’re dead, then they wont attack you. So lie still” the wolf’s command was stern though his expression fell into something a little more telling, “Or don’t.” 

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Send me ‘mistle mistle’ for our muses to be caught under a mistletoe.

BONUS if they secretly like each other

DOUBLE BONUS if they hate each other.

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ATTENTION! CALLING ALL TEEN WOLF RPERS!  We are working on a masterlist for all you independent TW players — so please take a moment to reblog this if you are either a TW canon or OC. 

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❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

@ofparasomnias​

“Does it matter? History dictates that daddy dearest isn’t going to throw his son into jail no matter what kind of insanity he gets into” 

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💀

Send me a 💀 and I’ll generate a number, 1 - 111, for what my muse will say to yours.

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“I’ll kill you, I swear to God, I’ll fucking kill you!”

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❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

@lobitahale​ 

“Well I suppose if anything would get past your metabolism, it would be excessive caffeine consumption. Though I gotta say, I didn’t expect it to be a move you’d pull” 

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"What the hell?!" Theo fumes at the alpha wolf as he he attempts to move his limbs but to no avail. The shackles and the alter seem to be made of something that he can't even bend. "I thought we had a deal!!!"

Send me your muse’s response to waking and finding my muse has tied them to a sacrificial altar.

@wolfraeken

“Look, don’t take it personally, kid.” The click of his shoes against the concrete floor echoed, the room having tall ceilings, almost completely enveloped in the crisp darkness of night. Once he actually made his way over to Theo, he shook the shackles a little in a show of security, “But you don’t have anything that I need.”

His hesitation was evident though, quickly amending his statement, “Well, I mean except for your blood. Obviously” 

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

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Send ( ✨ ) if we haven’t interacted yet, but you want to.

Send ( 🌛 ) if you would rather I send you memes to start interaction

Send ( 😃 ) if you want to plot with me

Send ( ❤ ) if you want to plot a ship with me