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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

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pregnant trans woman...

pregnant trans woman...

pregnant trans woman...

pregnant trans woman...

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reblog if you want a lesbian in her mid thirties to boss you around and take you clothes shopping

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fuckin dysphoria and anguish about not being able to have kids to an entirely new and absolutely gutwrenching degree. what the fuck.

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Advice??

Hey quick question I’m trying to get into Unfiction any tips other than being good at writing?

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Hey fuckers

Guess who’s back, if you guessed that one dumb song/normal writer with the pension for longwindedness and love of prompts? You are dead on. This time it’s sort of different anymore, I’m not just here to spread some of my totally average work, I’m here to finally feel alive, honestly, part cry for help part welcome back this post is a mess but you know I don’t care, how’s all you tumblrs Tumblers? Tumblrers? I don’t know, what’s the term? Feel free to correct me here. Don’t worry my shitty writings and possibly some other stuff is agiven I still haven’t exhausted my list of prompts yet, and then I could probably make some original writing or take requests, I don’t know. But, on that other thing, I’m not going to just sit here writing or more accurately copying my existing work, this isn’t just an archive anymore, this is my blog Alexanders blog since you know that’s it’s name But you know, I’ve always been a kid without friends and at the moment that’s more or less (save one) my situation, and I’m not going to live that way anymore, this is a blog and this is mine, but this will be myself as well I don’t got anything else to do. Online schooled even before COVID, never even had a chance for normal social development walls on all sides, no online friends (which I’m breaking now) and no outside contact, my whole view of this world is mostly based on my thought and the internet, in a family of hyper-conservative bigots that I’ve gladly gotten over honesty l know, But, I guess I have a personality (and not much else.. ain’t a looker, but I guess to be fair I don’t expect the looks from anyone else either, so I feel that’s fair.) but I mean, I’m just not going to go through this mess of a life alone anymore, so if anyone wants to reach out, right here and my email is alwsomex0@gmail.com I don’t really care what you do with it, who knows maybe this won’t be a big fucking mistake, I’ mean probably most likely, but who knows I might actually meet someone cool and I’ll end up remembering this forever, and I’m willing to take those odds, so.. Hi how are you today? Are you good, hope so, if not feel free to chat too, I ain’t no expert but I got some experience in those things and who knows maybe I won’t completely screw up and you’ll feel better, would you like to talk, I’m open anytime, and I always love meeting new people, I’m a pretty active texter even if they sometime last paragraphs I at least am not a dry texter, I’m a bit of a writer as you could see so I do do that fine, hope you have a good day either way but if you would want to talk to me, feel free to drop me a message, Dms open actually everything is open if you haven’t noticed, so say hi or whatever and I’ll be sure to get back as soon as I can, thanks!

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A note to someone I know

If I have to write it might as well give it a spot here, heads up original topic homosexuality in nature.

 I against my greatest desire not to will dare to grace your bigotry with a reply I heard it be said “do no answer a fool according to his folly”(Not a contradiction before you try to put words in my mouth.) Which is decent advice, but I’m a dirty heathen so I can’t (can) use any of the bible for ideas so here we are. To be entirely clear, if I was being sound and accurate about this, this email would be about a post-it note sized blip because I now realize throughout the entire 2~ hour conversation about 10 minutes of it was actually on the topic at hand. However, as should be obvious I’m extra so I will be kind enough to give the rest of your disorganized argument page space. Therefore, this beginning part is for all the claims irrelevant to the actual idea. (Which is most of them. Atheist societies coming of religious ones/Atheist charitable giving/ the entire Atheist rant that you put into everything you touch.These things are not only factually incorrect but also entirely irrelevant. Its garbage it’s completely and utterly nothing but a show of hate and bigotry, this has nothing to do with LGBT+ in nature as does democrats or thinly sliced bread or skinny jeans it is irrelevant to this conversation it is but utter imposition, we are not having that talk but either way might as well go through it. This claim that atheist societies only come out of theistic societies, is not only irrelevant to homosexual tendencies in nature it is historically inaccurate, while it is true that modern atheism based off science is rather recent because the science itself is rather recent in humanities terms, however, lacking of belief in god or gods is indeed ancient. There is a great article, and (presumably) book by the University of Cambridge on this exact topic [Disbelieve it or not ancient history suggests that atheism is as natural to humans as religion, Battling the Gods, Tim Witmarsh] still irrelevant and still wrong. On charitable giving this entirety of this thing stems off a faulty study, it claimed that yes, religious people give more than secular, BUT it included church as in tithes as charity. It is not that is like if you included the own shops tips jar as part of their charitable giving (If you include the amount of money spent on going to atheist conventions you could put secular people over the top ourselves). If you do not include faith based, or religious charities that do nothing but bolster their own religion, the numbers shift DRAMATICALLY. The Great people over at the friendly atheist back in 2013 did a nice write up on the whole situation, (Are Religious People Really More Generous Then Atheists? A New Study Puts That Myth to Rest, Hemant Mehta)  but to quote it succinctly “Earlier this week, a new report released by the National Study of American Religious Giving put a rest to that myth that religious people are more charitable than the non-religious. It turns out nearly 75% of charitable giving by all Americans… benefits places of worship and faith-based charities. A lot of the money isn’t helping the poor and less fortunate. It’s going to the church.” It’s literally the third link on the google page “Charitable giving religion vs secular” this isn’t that hard to find. But, as I said this is irrelevant to the entire conversation and is nothing but another spew of hate by someone who is full of it so count this as an extra thing. On to the things that actually matter and that is just the one LGBTQ+ Tendencies in NatureFor this one I genuinely don’t need words I just need citations, now most of the time I keep my citations  clean and nice but for this one I will devolve into just putting in links because trust me if I had to write every one of these out my arms would fall off. (Why do all scholarly studies have to have ten-year long names?). However, this is just a brief assembling of separate scholarly studies on this exact topic:  ( https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=0xpi2NI-Dz4C&oi=fnd&pg=PR9&dq=homosexuality+within+animal+populations&ots=Y_-13hklkY&sig=6nxlfGeXiQHtHKx5nQa_qkHOEDI , https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=EftT_1bsPOAC&oi=fnd&pg=PR7&dq=homosexuality+within+animal+populations&ots=dGgM8lrxxe&sig=IxTjgrHbO00-A78UrWP05nsLCsE , https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1439-0310.1980.tb01068.x , https://www.mlajournals.org/doi/pdf/10.1632/pmla.2009.124.2.496 , https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=dvcEwGusLfUC&oi=fnd&pg=PA51&dq=natural+diversity+animal+homosexuality&ots=VYAchPQ2Dm&sig=sRQoxadjgkwyWKquQvaWLFkv9xw , https://go.gale.com/ps/i.do?id=GALE%7CA57476096&sid=googleScholar&v=2.1&it=r&linkaccess=abs&issn=00063568&p=AONE&sw=w , https://read.dukeupress.edu/glq/article-abstract/15/1/153/34651 , https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0168159109000483 , https://bioone.org/journals/Politics-and-the-Life-Sciences/volume-23/issue-2/1471-5457(2004)23[71:DHAPCL]2.0.CO;2/Dean-Hamer-and-Peter-Copeland-Living-With-Our-Genes/10.2990/1471-5457(2004)23[71:DHAPCL]2.0.CO;2.short , https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11422-010-9297-z , http://www.diva-portal.org/smash/get/diva2:684595/FULLTEXT01.pdf , https://go.gale.com/ps/i.do?id=GALE%7CA78396250&sid=googleScholar&v=2.1&it=r&linkaccess=abs&issn=12057398&p=AONE&sw=w , https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/politics-and-the-life-sciences/article/hamerdean-and-copelandpeter-living-with-our-genes-why-they-matter-more-than-you-think-new-york-nydoubleday-1998-368-pages-isbn-0385485840-10-bagemihlbruce-biological-exuberance-animal-homosexuality-and-natural-diversity-new-york-nyst-martins-press-1999-768-pages-isbn-0312192398-26-roughgardenjoan-evolutions-rainbow-diversity-gender-and-sexuality-in-nature-and-people-berkeley-cauniversity-of-california-press-2004-472-pages-isbn-0520240731-17/965464AD6AE6D0A067A78401BAEC9D09 , http://cogprints.org/2228/ , https://mm-gold.azureedge.net/Articles/himel_shagor/Homosexuality_Study.pdf , https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1464700104040817?journalCode=ftya , https://www.jstor.org/stable/4451070 , http://www.criticalanimalstudies.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Volume-10-Issue-3-2012.pdf#page=7 , http://natuurtijdschriften.nl/search?identifier=538662 , https://search.proquest.com/openview/ace18ebdfe6542343af93b53736b449b/1?pq-origsite=gscholar&cbl=33400 , https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-014-0310-6 , http://dictionnaire.sensagent.leparisien.fr/list+of+mammals+displaying+homosexual+behavior/en-en/ , https://www.nature.com/articles/17058 , https://www.jstor.org/stable/40018070 , https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-018-1177-8 , https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/9781119179313.wbprim0180 , https://academic.oup.com/jcb/article/28/3/580/2548295 , https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0018506X14000804 , https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/f28a/b0618887298d6c4ed0cd287fc7cd2994e1a7.pdf , https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=iHt9fdYSzFgC&oi=fnd&pg=PR9&dq=natural+diversity+animal+homosexuality&ots=h5v9qkKICS&sig=j9BIZ9GOZrf47EaJFX-z4oouyyI#v=onepage&q&f=false , https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/B9780124201903000302 , https://benthamopen.com/ABSTRACT/TOOENIJ-1-36 , https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/0969725X.2015.1039852 , https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0376635708000491 , https://brill.com/view/journals/soan/19/3/article-p305_9.xml , https://read.dukeupress.edu/differences/article-abstract/23/1/101/60656 , https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0149763414002176 , http://www.tomebook2.com/pdf/NEW%20Homosexuality.pdf , https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=7UqqAAAAQBAJ&oi=fnd&pg=PP1&dq=natural+diversity+animal+homosexuality&ots=tF4OYLVs7k&sig=3cb2mn4cJgmFd6agMDDr3RmALWw#v=onepage&q=natural%20diversity%20animal%20homosexuality&f=false . https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0168159106000785 ,  https://academic.oup.com/bioscience/article/55/2/101/221471 , http://www.lifesciencesite.com/lsj/life1001/403_B00916life1001_3192_3197.pdf . https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/ajp.20088 , https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Pieter_R_Adriaens/publication/337559349_In_Defence_of_Animal_Homosexuality/links/5e2ffc19299bf10a659922ea/In-Defence-of-Animal-Homosexuality.pdf , https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0003347210001855 , https://www.nature.com/articles/s41559-019-1019-7 , http://www.tomebook2.com/pdf/NEW%20Homosexuality.pdf , https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=7UqqAAAAQBAJ&oi=fnd&pg=PP1&dq=natural+diversity+animal+homosexuality&ots=tF4OYLXo7j&sig=Q2OQ78_FIcfwCushJSR3rYEn8vc . http://www.anthroserbia.org/content/pdf/articles/cvorovic_nonhuman_primates_sexual_behaviour.pdf , https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=cYUgZNHxBr4C&oi=fnd&pg=PA1&dq=natural+diversity+animal+homosexuality&ots=m_LjeE92bG&sig=hbrWl6qyh4HqwXE6kdkA-zGIMWo , https://akademiai.com/doi/pdf/10.1556/JEP.2007.1017 , http://www.diva-portal.org/smash/get/diva2:771244/FULLTEXT01.pdf#page=156 ,  https://ecommons.udayton.edu/phl_fac_pub/94/ , https://bioone.org/journals/Evolution/volume-59/issue-5/BR05-4/CELEBRATING-DIVERSITY-IN-SEXUALITY-AND-GENDER1/10.1554/BR05-4.short , https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/10532528.2002.10559804 , https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=5a-BDwAAQBAJ&oi=fnd&pg=PA115&dq=natural+diversity+animal+homosexuality&ots=wX85kfYS_t&sig=xJ9vtMIC9ckpn7758YN3mBt_hDc . https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0018506X19304532 , https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=_Y9IDwAAQBAJ&oi=fnd&pg=PT48&dq=natural+diversity+animal+homosexuality&ots=UAhi-Bomgl&sig=KQ0vo8FTstowhynHDw5JS8gsP_g , https://demos.be/sites/default/files/museums_lr.pdf#page=77 , https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Martin_Plath/publication/250613452_Homosexual_behaviour_in_a_cavernicolous_fish_Poecilia_mexicana_Poeciliidae_Teleostei/links/00b49537635abe5aa1000000/Homosexual-behaviour-in-a-cavernicolous-fish-Poecilia-mexicana-Poeciliidae-Teleostei.pdf . https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/106385120201100315?journalCode=prea , https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1300/J082v28n01_04 , https://www.pdcnet.org/enviroethics/content/enviroethics_2001_0023_0002_0169_0188 , https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4864209/ , https://educate-yourself.org/cn/Modern-Diet-and-Stress-Cause-Homosexuality-A-Hypothesis-and-a-Potential-Therapy-2017-Rita-Strakosha-56pages.pdf , https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0262407908621910 , https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347218300836 , https://brill.com/view/book/edcoll/9789087904654/BP000013.xml , https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.2989/00306525.2017.1304461 , https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr=&id=krucJF9TrAgC&oi=fnd&pg=PA126&dq=natural+diversity+animal+homosexuality&ots=xjpen3KakY&sig=7mhRPkJVhHmWtECAbOqbd7W0yu4#v=onepage&q=natural%20diversity%20animal%20homosexuality&f=false , https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1527-2001.2009.01049.x , https://link.springer.com/article/10.1023/A:1014079117864 , https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S016953470800298X , https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Marco_Riccucci2/publication/267777510_Same-sex_sexual_behaviour_in_bats/links/548585fd0cf24356db60fc79/Same-sex-sexual-behaviour-in-bats.pdf , https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rspb.2013.2473 , https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-005-9007-1 , https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00265-013-1610-x , https://www.pnas.org/content/110/24/9968.short , http://www.pauknobel.com/uploads/7/5/0/9/75097679/gay_history_of_the_world_sample.pdf , https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0003347213000456 , https://www.researchgate.net/profile/James_Okeefe3/publication/323880861_Evolutionary_Origins_of_Homosexuality/links/5ab12a6f0f7e9b4897c37acd/Evolutionary-Origins-of-Homosexuality.pdf , https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00265-011-1228-9 , https://www.jstor.org/stable/24939894 )  These are not even all of them these are 20 pages of them that I thought looked interesting while avoiding repeat citations, you can go looking for more yourself, but it should show pretty obvious that this isn’t “Isolated incidents”. I do not think I need to say more. Though I will note two last things looking at the picture one again that inspired all of this, if you look at the water and the rainbow it spawned.. It should not have been there I looked at it, the angle of the light doesn’t look right for the refraction required for the rainbow to appear. Genuinely, I will write it off for the moment as an anomaly and you are too of course free to do so, but I thought you should note. If you count a disruption in what should be natural laws as you do, that would be defined as a miracle, so in that way, if a God or Gods or Goddess or Goddesses of sorts does in fact exist, this suggests pretty clearly, they are on the protester's side. And if that is the case I think you should really think long and hard on this, because as a reminder, Homosexuality, like race is as I just showed a natural element of existence and an amoral (irrelevant to morality) component (in the way you can’t find immorality in someone due to a natural element of their being. Especially if you believe it to be based on a component of a divine being.). However, being Racist or Homophobic is in a moral landscape and if there is a God of whom has one, you should indeed think where you are placed on it, because it would seem by any grasp of theology, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that.  That is all. 

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Prompt 5: In the Rough

As you can see this is another one of my many prompts I’ve done over the years, this one is rather special, a one of a kind in a period of drought (It reports itself July 20th 2019 midnight), this is a single one made on a weird format: Gmail emails, I did this on a underpowered device and used Gmail like word to make this thing, this is a rather neat thing as I kept the original emails allowing me to show it versus the Word final version I have, so compare the two and see how much fo a editing monster of Lucas fame I am, but anyways Sam, Boss, important email while going to work (Another specialtly of this one is that it’s prompt isn;t from Writers Cafe, but, instead my little sister, by the way if you ever read this you’re the best!) anyways here is the original 2 email spanning manuscript:

prompt: A person gets ready for work and gets an important call Person A: Sam Person B: Brandon Just waking up Sam streches turning off his noisy alarm clock. The thing beeping crazely displays the time in ruby red foucerts "3:50 AM" it says whirlling before istantaneously stopping like a dragon returining to it's mountain just as quickly as it arrived. Now for all it noise Sam knew it to be a lie, as for it was so old it forgot to account for Daylight Saving Time, making it about a hour off, whatever the alarm was for, it was late a hour, not that Sam minded, 45 and alone working a dead-end job. He cared less for his job as a legless person cares about shoes, cause, though he had a job, and he did it adequetly enough barring his inability to show up on time, he was no more a worker of Bubu & Fred Inc. as a worker to the plants, as in not at all besides his reliance on them to survive, but, within him though a bit far down is a desire, a pulsing desire within him to be more than just a pawn within Capitalism's big turning machine, Slaves to their basic neccesities and made to churn out whatever the higher-ups would want of him, no matter the cost on him, being replacable. But, instead breaking away from the machine to make his own life away from the slavery of modern life. But again he pushes the notion away, not wanting the trouble of building his own path instead settling for the casual wrongness of life, to stay in the rut he so presicly carved for himself the last 20 years. Not wanting to be late he popped  some instant Oatmeal in the microwave and hastly grabbed his coat, he'd have to eat in the car again, something he did with suprising regularoty. 'He hadn't died yet.' he thought himself getting both him and his steaming bowl of oatmeal to his car in one piece. 'Maybe today I'll get lucky' He thought in response. As he reached to turn the ignition his phone rang, his boss. He goes to answer it as he chows on his affordable neutrients, he swallows sayin Alwsomex Studios <alwsomex0@gmail.com> Jul 20, 2019, 12:32 AM to me g "Hello." the boss replies "Hello, Sam you know what? This is it, I tried my best to keep you despite your tardiness, but, this is it, you failed me one too many times. You're fired." and as Sam sits there, his boss hangs up. Sam sitting there the words still ringing through his head. Grinned, turned the ignition and headed toward the Charity Hall. His sign-up sheet and his book of jokes ready, he finally did it, he broke away.ReplyForward and finally the new and completed Word version of this same prompt:

Character 1: Sam

Character 2: Brandon/Boss

Goal: A person gets ready for work and gets an important call

 (This is the standard format of my prompts I changed it to make it fit with the rest of my writings, as well added the boss label for the Brandon character as I realized in the entirety of the prompt I don’t once ever refer to him as Brandon and only call him boss so I do it to fix the confusion.))

Just waking up Sam stretches turning off his noisy alarm clock. The

Thing beeping crazily displays the time in ruby red faucets "3:50 AM"

It says whirling before instantaneously stopping like a dragon

Returning to its mountain just as quickly as it arrived. Now for all

It noise Sam knew it to be a lie, as for it was so old it forgot to

Account for Daylight Saving Time, making it about an hour off,

Whatever the alarm was for, it was late an hour, not that Sam minded, 45 and

Alone working a dead-end job. He cared less for his job as a legless

Person cares about shoes, cause, though he had a job, and he did it

Adequately enough barring his inability to show up on time, he was no

More a worker of Bubo & Fred Inc. as a worker to the plants, as in not

At all besides his reliance on them to survive, but, within him though

A bit far down is a desire, a pulsing desire within him to be more

Than just a pawn within Capitalism's big turning machine, Slaves to

Their basic necessities and made to churn out whatever the higher-ups

Would want of him, no matter the cost on him, being replaceable. But,

Instead breaking away from the machine to make his own life away from

The slavery of modern life. But again, he pushes the notion away, not

Wanting the trouble of building his own path instead settling for the

Casual wrongness of life, to stay in the rut he so precisely carved for

Himself the last 20 years. Not wanting to be late, he popped some

Instant Oatmeal in the microwave and hastily grabbed his coat, he'd

Have to eat in the car again, something he did with surprising

Regularity. 'He hadn't died yet.' he thought himself getting both him

In addition, his steaming bowl of oatmeal to his car in one piece. 'Maybe today

I will get lucky' He thought in response. As he reached to turn the

Ignition his phone rang, his boss. He goes to answer it as he chows on

His affordable nutrients, he swallows saying "Hello." the boss replies "Hello, Sam you know what? This is it, I

Tried my best to keep you despite your tardiness, but, this is it, you

Failed me one too many times. You're fired." and as Sam sits there,

His boss hangs up. Sam sitting there the words still ringing through

His head. Grinned, turned the ignition and headed toward the Charity

Hall. His sign-up sheet and his book of jokes ready, he finally did

It, he broke away.

That is all

-Alexander

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This is another piece of art made by yours truly, hope you like it!

-Alexander

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Here you go hope you like it, bye!

people talk about “facing your fears” like it’s some badass battle w/ a dragon & a sword, but actually that’s just therapy baby

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Much like my earlier sonic post, I’m back again with some nice IBM PC goodness, complete with CGA palletes, once again my own work within the program microsoft paint, hope you all enjoy

-Alexander

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I’m sorry give me that aperture science logo cup! Now you’re thinking with liquid. 

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this is a picture of Ice cap zone for Sonic 3 reformatted for aa pc display on like a 1980′s computer, complete with color schemes for both CGA palette, as always with what I post this is made by yours truly and I’m pretty sure this is the only copy currently in existence online, hope you like it!

-Sonic--- I mean Sega- Darn it

-Alexander

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Hey all you people, as you can see here this is my banner and at the bottom is it in it’s original forum as you see on my blog but I also have a never before seen colorized version made by me on the top, as with my profile picture you might ask where I found these or what website these came from, the simple answer is that they didn’t, these are drawings that I made myself in microsoft paint, and I have the files to back it up, these are one of a kind so I hope you like them. 

-Alexander out.

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My profile picture and one of them I made in grayscale, you might ask where I got these, I didn’t I made these, these are my own personal drawings made in the program Paint, this is not anywhere so if you wanna know where to find this or where to google, there isn’t any this is the only copy of this drawing on the internet for the moment, so hope you enjoy them.

-Alexander

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Prompt 5: The Stanley Parody

This is the last of the first batch of my writings completed by May 2019, this one is of a much more humorous variety, with a british narrator and a 4th wall that is just the back of the auditorium, it is the least serious of the writings I’ve shown so far, and the last one of this package to be shown off ever, within a email to the teacher of a creative writing club I was in, (By the way if you ever read this, you are the best dude!) , it’s much less serious, and I felt it was fitting seeing the prompt just being the name Julene Bonely, I said these names are the worst, but without further ado: 

 Julene Boney was a person- no she wasn't she doesn't exist! But either way in this universe a person named Julene Boney did exist she was a person who existed okay? Okay. Now where was I? Yeah a named Julene Boney existed she was a quite clever person as I the author says she was so she was obviously just so you know she was, but there was quite a few mistake on her part- no there isn't I haven't written any other and she can't do anything I didn't write! Okay well I say she did Julene Boney did many many things before this story happened they were all mistakes.... Guess she isn't as clever as I made her out to be, but none the less she is clever I said so, so she is I am the author and what I say goes but it may not show but anyways.  Julene Boney was a person a very good person but she makes a lot of mistakes as I previously stated tons, tons! Tons before I even created her or found the program I'm using to be specific but anyways she did many things all mistakes but either way today has to be the biggest mistake she ever made: messing with the author, yeah me. I remember it clearly she walked out in the rain without a coat so I wrote in a rain coat around her to keep her warm and you know what she does? She takes off the coat and goes "Nhhh" sticking her tongue out right in my face! So I wrote in a bunch of raincoat to all pile on top of her and she just threw them all off! She knew I was being nice before didn't she? But, I knew this type of behavior couldn't be approved. So I suddenly took her out and wrote her into Jurassic park and have her chomped and killed by a humongous T-Rex!! -Don't worry she's all better now and now she does not scoff when I write her raincoats!

 That is all for tonight, I hope you enjoy my first day spam, I still have a few of these so I probably won’t let up quite yet, Have a splended night

-Alexander