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VIGILANTE (PEACEMAKER) - SENTENCE STARTERS

Mentions of NSFW topics and violence. Alter as needed!

“If someone doesn’t have their pinky toe they’ll fall over! It’s the most important toe on the human body!”

“I’m just looking from behind a trash can, it’s a normal thing to do!”

“Fuck this, no way! It’s over, you won! Fair fight! I gotta go!”

“If I keep changing my facial expressions, they won’t be able to recognize me in a lineup!”

“Fine, I don’t care! I’ll get on the ground all day long!”

“FUUUCK! It hurts to walk on!”

“Which one of you dumb sister-fucking, tiki torch carrying, Sloth from the Goonies pieces of shit wants to go next?”

“Do you have cable? I don’t wanna stay here overnight if there’s no cable. Fargo’s on tonight.” 

“I’m just the guy who’s gonna fuck you so hard your asshole’s gonna be dragging behind you like a tail.” 

“Oh! Okay, then I change my answer to just ignoring the question.” 

“Well how else am I gonna experience motherhood?” 

“Oh, okay, now we definitely have to kill them ‘cause you’re giving stuff away about my secret identity!” 

“Don’t fuck with my BFF!”

“We can’t use duct tape, that’ll hurt their skin when they try to pull it off.” 

“I’m fine, seriously. All I need is a good nap.” 

“Look man, I’m begging you, will you please, PLEASE look at my crotch?”

“We only kill bad people! Usually. Unless there’s a mistake.”

“Listen, I’ve been meaning to thank you for allowing me to be tortured last night.” 

“You have to admit, it was kinda sweet how he wanted that monkey and that man to be friends.” 

“Shouldn’t you kill him, then?”

“My dad never made me anything. He was too busy pretending to be gay to get away from me.” 

“It’s our day off, I thought we’d get wasted!”

“I’m getting this weird feeling that you’re angry.” 

“Dude, a butterfly is a type of bird.” 

“You’re a little intense right now. Like, I don’t wanna be uncool but your face looks really weird when it goes into all those various angry positions.” 

“There’s no wrong time to rock, motherfucker!”

“Dude, this is a really weird time to do your face exercises.” 

“Try introspection on THAT, motherfucker! �� I’m sorry.”

“I WAS about to go, and then you had to say THAT! Now if I acquiesce, I’ll look and feel small!”

“If you’re gonna be sarcastic, you should really warn people so there’s no confusion.” 

“Your blades are dull as fuck, man! Why don’t you maintain your torture shit?!”

“Just because they’re aliens doesn’t mean they’re gross. BIGOTRY!”

“I’m not sure I’m ever gonna walk again.” 

“You’ll fall over all the time and look stupid and everyone will laugh at you.” 

“I thought that man and that chimp were friends. I was thinking they were gonna go on an adventure together.” 

“Aw, fuck! I’m never ever gonna kill someone with a fucking chainsaw!”

“I would read anything you wrote, dude. I bet you could do some bomb poetry.” 

“Yeah? Well, welcome to the fucking club!”

“There’s your answer! AHAHAHA!”

“Are you here to put babies in us like in Alien?”

“I think they jumped over those bullets.” 

“Look, at worst, he’s paralyzed.” 

“I’m gonna make a collage of the three of us fuckin’ some chicks with a bunch of dolphins around us doing beer bongs in a Corvet.” 

“We used to go out, kill bad guys, boom boom boom, no problem. We accidentally kill the wrong person? Oh shoot, that stinks– then we move on!”

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Checked twitter today and what can i say...so many people there are dipshits, read all those comments about the Roe vs Wade debate and gotta say...i am shocked how many americans are too stupid to realize what this means for people who can get pregnant in the us or even celebrate it...honestly, its sad to see how much religion plays in this as well and old fashioned patriarchy.

It makes one really infuriating and i feel so sorry for all you folks over there who have to suffer now because of that :(

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//I just realized that the meme I reblogged was for muses and not muns??? Oh even if, I made it into mun ones lmao

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⛅- what is your morning routine?

❄️- what is your favorite season?

🌧️- favorite thing to do on rainy days?

//my morning routine is basically getting up sometimes around midday or noon, taking care of bathroom stuff then feed and play with my cat(I am currently on vacation so I have lots of free time ❤️) so not really a morning routine 😂

Favorite Season is Summer ❤️ I need to sweat, babey

Reading or catching up on all those new movies I wanna check out uwu.

@sewerclownhype

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🎶- favorite song right now? - (Jointheclxwn)

//There are two answers for this question right now.

Avalanche from Leonard Cohen and the other one is Loreley from Dschinghis Khan (the second one is a little older already but still one of my favs ❤️)

@jointheclxwn

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While I am on a sort of hiatus rp wise, feel free to send in memes. :)

sweet and pure asks

🐰- do you believe in soul mates?

💌- diary or journal?

✨- which fictional character (book, show, or movie) do you relate to most?

💕- are you crushing on someone?

💋- kissing in the dark or kissing in the rain?

🐝- describe your aesthetic in emojis

🍼- what is your favorite memory?

🌸- what is your favorite flower?

💖- have you ever been in love?

🍰- strawberry or vanilla?

🍯- describe your favorite smell

🎂- if you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

🍪- cookie dough or cookies?

☕- coffee or tea?

🍃- would you rather live in a sea with mermaids or a forest with fairies?

🍂- what’s your middle name?

💫- what is your sun, moon, and rising sign?

🌧️- favorite thing to do on rainy days?

🍭- how tall are you?

💒- which show would you want to live in?

🎄- what is your favorite holiday?

🍦- what scented candle is your favorite?

🎶- favorite song right now?

💘- 3 ways to win your heart?

🍩- current mood?

❄️- what is your favorite season?

💍- your current relationship status?

📷- a photo of yourself

💅🏻- do you like being spoiled?

🕊️- 3 habits you have?

🦄- how do you perceive yourself?

🦋- how do you think others perceive you?

🌈- things I find attractive in girls/guys

🍓- one secret about yourself

🍒- how do you act when you have a crush?

💔- the reason behind your last breakup?

💬- what your last text message says?

🎥- what show are you currently binging on?

⛅- what is your morning routine?

💗- who do you miss?

🥀- last time you cried?

🎁- when is your birthday?

🔪- scariest/creepiest experience?

💤- date someone younger, older, or same age as you?

🎀- any question you want

~~Not mine

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Hey there,

just went through all the IT movies again to see if my fire could get reignited, but sadly it was not as successful as i had hoped. Guess all this time away from the fandom and movies made me a little distant about the whole franchise. While i still enjoy Pennywise to a great amount, i barely can get enough muse to play him anymore, so i guess that means no comeback for me, at least for now.

Sometimes life tends to be that way, new interest weasels into your life, making the old things going on a backburner. I hope one day Pap`s muse is coming back to me, until then, this means i won`t really get into any big shenangians. Maybe i will flow in now and then to check messages or notes, whatever.

Anyway, lots of my old partners are long gone anyway so there is no one who would miss me greatly haha. Which is a relief as it makes me feel not so guilty about having no muse for Papa atm.

Yeah, guess that`s it so far. At least for now. Hope you`re alright out there. And take care~

with Regards

Mun of Papawise

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Greetings from Easter Papa, have a merry all holiday today. Whatever you celebrate, have fun with it~

See ya

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🤣 Papa's a little shit-disturber

//He is indeed *wiggles eyebrows*

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GIVE  MY  MUSE  A  NICKNAME  /  PET  NAME.

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Mhhh hello. Did you miss me, missed Papa Penny? 👀 Not angry if not, I did it again and vanished in the depts of oblivion ❤️❤️❤️over and over again.

This place is deader than your grannies underpants *wheeze*

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I may come back in the not too distant future, like this if you want something from that delicious piece of Boomer Clown and I will come around it eventually 🤡

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*Breathes in deeply*

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Guess who lost their fuxking phone on her way to work?? Yes, this bitch here 😑

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-does a bunch of backflips and falls over at the last one-

*silently judging you*

"Very impressive..." *slow clap *

@prxmetxmebxtch

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It (2017) … sentence starters

“There is more… fear.”

“This is so unsanitary!“

“What are you looking for?“

“Tasty, tasty, beautiful fear!”

“I need to show you something.”

“Now you’re the one who’s afraid.“

“They’re gazebos! They’re bullshit!“

“This isn’t fun, it’s scary and disgusting.“

“If you lived here, you’d be home by now.“

“I’m glad I got to meet you before you died.“

“What’d you see? You saw something, too?“

“I want to run towards something! Not away!“

“You’ll laugh, you’ll cry! You’ll cheer, you’ll die!“

“It’s summer! We’re supposed to be having fun!“

“I’m not supposed to take things from strangers.”

“I bet I could cheer him up. I’ll give him a balloon.“

“If we stick together, all of us, we’ll win. I promise.“

“Who doesn’t love splashing around in shitty water?“

“Or… you’ll just leave us be. I will take him. Only him.“

“You look like a nice boy. I bet you have a lot of friends.“

“You’ll float down here. We all float down here. Yes, we do!“

“I thought you said you wanted to get out of this town, too?”

“This isn’t real enough for you? I’m not real enough for you?”

“My grandfather was right. I’m an outsider. Gotta stay that way.“

“I know the difference between a bad dream and real life, okay?“

“We were all together when we saw it! That’s why we’re still alive!“

“Can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why I’m not seeing this shit?“

“Or maybe it knows what scares us the most, and that’s what we see.“

“You see it, too. My dad couldn’t see it. I thought that I might be crazy.“

“You shouldn’t thank us too much. Hanging with us makes you a loser, too.“

“Are you just going to pretend it didn’t happen, like everyone else in this town?“

“No! I’ll take him! I’ll take all of you! And I’ll feast on your flesh as I feed on your fear.”

“I can’t believe I pulled the short straw. You guys are lucky we’re not measuring dicks.“

“If any of you opened your eyes, if you really cared, you would see what we’re going through.“

“Well, when you’re a kid, you think the universe revolves around you, that you’ll always be protected and cared for.“

“You wake up suddenly not caring about lives outside your own, nothing going on outside of your front door matters anymore.“

“My grandfather thinks this town is cursed. That all the bad things that happen in this town are because of one thing. An evil thing.“

“You punched me, made me walk through shitty water, dragged me through a crackhouse… and now I’m gonna have to kill this fucking clown.“

“But when you’re alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker, and they start to come for you, and you don’t even notice they’re getting closer until it’s too late.“