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Also:

You're not responsible for making sure the version of you in other people's minds is accurate.

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OvO [] Think of complex and intriguing characters for your story.

0>0 [] Try to name them.

Why are titles so hard 😭

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Imagine that. You're Aragorn. You're Isildur's heir. You inspire loyalty wherever you go. All who know you love you. Your people will follow you into the gates of hell. You're a deadly and valiant soldier, yet your hands also have magical healing powers. You save Middle Earth and become a great and beloved king.

Your own creator still says you're not good enough for Eowyn

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I am once again proposing that if your story has dragon riders in it that you give them winged hussar drip.

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FINALLY.

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CGI de-aging will never hold a candle to the power of sitcom characters appearing in flashbacks to college or even high school looking exactly as they do in the present day, played by actors in their 30s or more, but wearing a wig to give them a hairstyle that was fashionable at the time but deeply dated now

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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AUGUST IS OVER??????

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May you have the confidence of a medieval bestiary artist drawing an animal he has never seen, never will see, and hasn’t got the slightest idea of what it looks like

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What we can expect from the new Pandora Hearts musical :

Oz singing about his daddy issues

Gil singing the most romantic shit you've ever listened to about Oz

Alice eating meat and singing about how meat is the most delicious thing ever and then singing the saddest song of the musical about her lost memories and her loneliness as a chain

Xerxes being a silly clown but also kinda badass with him fighting Cheschire

Sharon beating the shit out of the male cast with her fan

Vincent singing about his toxic brother complex while Gil is like "someone help me get out of here"

Echo being badass and Oz fawning over her

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I am convinced that the world would be a much better place if more people read the Discworld books.

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

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@saint-ambrosef I need to save your tags because (1) exactly and (2) same.

The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.

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"i do not dream of labour" is one of the worst pseudo-marxist taglines that western leftists have co-opted because when you ask them what they do dream of, they say traveling, studying, and creating art. broski, who's flying the plane to take you to prague? who's the security at the library with the texts you're studying? who are the clerks in the museum showcasing your art? like bro, you do dream of labour. you just dream of someone else doing it so you don't have to! you merely want to outsource the labour and make it invisible.

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I love writing something, hating it, then reading it again months later and being like "hey, this is kind of a banger, I should keep working on this!"

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Thank god soulmates (one person destined for you that you will never be happy without) aren't real but soulmates (people you understand and connect with on a special level, multiple, some of which you havent met yet) are real