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Rin, my beloved <3 Your replies always give me life!! The images, the words, thank you so much 😭

I've been in such a Mood for Tales over the last week or so and was in such a good mood last night that I HAD to write something. My tablet was out of battery so I literally sat there on my phone, writing it in a notes app, ahaha

Thank you for your amazing words as always, Rin!! 💕

"Fi! Hey. Just the badass, beautiful, butt... kicking vault hunter I was hoping would walk in."

"... Do I even want to ask, Rhys?"

"No, hey- look, I'm redecorating the office and could use a second opinion."

"What's wrong with it as it is?"

"Out with the old, in with the new - kinda want to put my own flare in, y'know?"

"Yeah. Fair. There's not enough tacky in here yet."

"You're hilarious. Anyway, after many painstaking hours, I've managed to narrow it down to these... thirty-three right here-"

"Hand me that colour chart-"

"Like that one there - is that too out there?"

"You mean the 'I have no excitement in my life beige'?"

"Not that- the yellow one, and that is just rude."

"No, Rhys, that's literally what it's called, here-"

"... Huh."

"What are these names?"

"You mean you've never wanted to paint the caravan in 'I coughed this up when I had the flu green'?"

"Maybe stick with corpo colours. Like 'embezzlement emerald'. 'Backstabbing blue'. 'GUN'."

"That's actually a nice grey. ... Wait..."

"Uhh- what'cha doing, Rhys?"

"That... That could work, actually..."

"Fhy are oou hoking hy hlip?"

"What, uh, shade is this?"

"Het HOFF- I think they call it 'touch my lip once more and you'll be shanked'."

"Niche. I like it."

"I don't know if red is the right choice here. Might make it a little too evil in here."

"Yeah. But... It'd be nice to- to have something to look at that, uh, reminds me of you. For when you're, uh, not here."

"Gross."

"FI-"

"Well, it beats 'disgustingly rich bastard ivory', anyway. I'm sold."

"Great! Now that's done, maybe we should put that lipstick to a different kinda test, heh-heh..."

"If you don't care about showing up to your next meeting a little less neatly than usual."

"Suddenly my whole afternoon is cancelled..."

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Thank you, Sweko!! I needed to get SOMETHING out of my system and kind of blurted this into a note page on my phone, ahaha

And thank you - one more hurdle down, I was terrified the bank was going to reject me and laugh in my face D:

"Fi! Hey. Just the badass, beautiful, butt... kicking vault hunter I was hoping would walk in."

"... Do I even want to ask, Rhys?"

"No, hey- look, I'm redecorating the office and could use a second opinion."

"What's wrong with it as it is?"

"Out with the old, in with the new - kinda want to put my own flare in, y'know?"

"Yeah. Fair. There's not enough tacky in here yet."

"You're hilarious. Anyway, after many painstaking hours, I've managed to narrow it down to these... thirty-three right here-"

"Hand me that colour chart-"

"Like that one there - is that too out there?"

"You mean the 'I have no excitement in my life beige'?"

"Not that- the yellow one, and that is just rude."

"No, Rhys, that's literally what it's called, here-"

"... Huh."

"What are these names?"

"You mean you've never wanted to paint the caravan in 'I coughed this up when I had the flu green'?"

"Maybe stick with corpo colours. Like 'embezzlement emerald'. 'Backstabbing blue'. 'GUN'."

"That's actually a nice grey. ... Wait..."

"Uhh- what'cha doing, Rhys?"

"That... That could work, actually..."

"Fhy are oou hoking hy hlip?"

"What, uh, shade is this?"

"Het HOFF- I think they call it 'touch my lip once more and you'll be shanked'."

"Niche. I like it."

"I don't know if red is the right choice here. Might make it a little too evil in here."

"Yeah. But... It'd be nice to- to have something to look at that, uh, reminds me of you. For when you're, uh, not here."

"Gross."

"FI-"

"Well, it beats 'disgustingly rich bastard ivory', anyway. I'm sold."

"Great! Now that's done, maybe we should put that lipstick to a different kinda test, heh-heh..."

"If you don't care about showing up to your next meeting a little less neatly than usual."

"Suddenly my whole afternoon is cancelled..."

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Aaaaand on AO3!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66832813

"Fi! Hey. Just the badass, beautiful, butt... kicking vault hunter I was hoping would walk in."

"... Do I even want to ask, Rhys?"

"No, hey- look, I'm redecorating the office and could use a second opinion."

"What's wrong with it as it is?"

"Out with the old, in with the new - kinda want to put my own flare in, y'know?"

"Yeah. Fair. There's not enough tacky in here yet."

"You're hilarious. Anyway, after many painstaking hours, I've managed to narrow it down to these... thirty-three right here-"

"Hand me that colour chart-"

"Like that one there - is that too out there?"

"You mean the 'I have no excitement in my life beige'?"

"Not that- the yellow one, and that is just rude."

"No, Rhys, that's literally what it's called, here-"

"... Huh."

"What are these names?"

"You mean you've never wanted to paint the caravan in 'I coughed this up when I had the flu green'?"

"Maybe stick with corpo colours. Like 'embezzlement emerald'. 'Backstabbing blue'. 'GUN'."

"That's actually a nice grey. ... Wait..."

"Uhh- what'cha doing, Rhys?"

"That... That could work, actually..."

"Fhy are oou hoking hy hlip?"

"What, uh, shade is this?"

"Het HOFF- I think they call it 'touch my lip once more and you'll be shanked'."

"Niche. I like it."

"I don't know if red is the right choice here. Might make it a little too evil in here."

"Yeah. But... It'd be nice to- to have something to look at that, uh, reminds me of you. For when you're, uh, not here."

"Gross."

"FI-"

"Well, it beats 'disgustingly rich bastard ivory', anyway. I'm sold."

"Great! Now that's done, maybe we should put that lipstick to a different kinda test, heh-heh..."

"If you don't care about showing up to your next meeting a little less neatly than usual."

"Suddenly my whole afternoon is cancelled..."

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"Fi! Hey. Just the badass, beautiful, butt... kicking vault hunter I was hoping would walk in."

"... Do I even want to ask, Rhys?"

"No, hey- look, I'm redecorating the office and could use a second opinion."

"What's wrong with it as it is?"

"Out with the old, in with the new - kinda want to put my own flare in, y'know?"

"Yeah. Fair. There's not enough tacky in here yet."

"You're hilarious. Anyway, after many painstaking hours, I've managed to narrow it down to these... thirty-three right here-"

"Hand me that colour chart-"

"Like that one there - is that too out there?"

"You mean the 'I have no excitement in my life beige'?"

"Not that- the yellow one, and that is just rude."

"No, Rhys, that's literally what it's called, here-"

"... Huh."

"What are these names?"

"You mean you've never wanted to paint the caravan in 'I coughed this up when I had the flu green'?"

"Maybe stick with corpo colours. Like 'embezzlement emerald'. 'Backstabbing blue'. 'GUN'."

"That's actually a nice grey. ... Wait..."

"Uhh- what'cha doing, Rhys?"

"That... That could work, actually..."

"Fhy are oou hoking hy hlip?"

"What, uh, shade is this?"

"Het HOFF- I think they call it 'touch my lip once more and you'll be shanked'."

"Niche. I like it."

"I don't know if red is the right choice here. Might make it a little too evil in here."

"Yeah. But... It'd be nice to- to have something to look at that, uh, reminds me of you. For when you're, uh, not here."

"Gross."

"FI-"

"Well, it beats 'disgustingly rich bastard ivory', anyway. I'm sold."

"Great! Now that's done, maybe we should put that lipstick to a different kinda test, heh-heh..."

"If you don't care about showing up to your next meeting a little less neatly than usual."

"Suddenly my whole afternoon is cancelled..."

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Inspired by this post

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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It’s just you and me now! Seems fitting. Like, meant to be. 

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Sometimes you have to function in society while your head is full of The Characters.

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god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable

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God you’re so FUCKING annoying bro *shoves you against a wall and makes out with you*

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Do you ever just re-read your own fics and remember the reasons you fell in love with The Subject(s) in the first place

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So looking forward to this.

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ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

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Another thing about owning cats is that you should be prepared to occasionally clean up vomit

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

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Writing fic is 80% daydreaming 19% sitting with bad posture 1% typing