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Hands are Meant for Holding

For @wastefulreverie

Avoiding your ghost hunter parents in your own home after telling them you half killed yourself in their Ghost Portal wasn’t that easy for Danny Fenton.

Especially when you woke up at 8 AM on a Saturday morning to your sister screaming because you halfway phased yourself through your bed in the middle of the night. That was the third time that week.

“Jazz, can you stop screaming!?” Danny yelled, trying to get her to hear him. He needed to concentrate to phase out of his bed and her screaming wasn’t helping.

Jack barged into the room first, ecto-guns blazing, fearing the worst had happened to his kids. Upon seeing the scene, he gave a brief sigh of relief. No one was kidnapped, killed, or maimed, which was a plus in his book.

“Princess, it’s fine,” he said, trying to calm his daughter down. “It’s just a small… hiccup… with Danno’s powers.”

“Powers!?” She shrieked. “What do you mean he has powers!?”

“Aw, shucks, I forgot we didn’t tell you,” Jack said nervously, rubbing the back of his neck. “Everything’s alright, Princess. Danny just needs to concentrate to get out and he’ll be fine. We’ll tell you about his powers later.”

With the break from his sister’s screaming, Danny was able to focus enough in order to pull himself out of his bed. He tiredly blinked, rubbing his eyes. These power malfunctions weren’t helping him get sleep. Ever since the accident, he never felt fully rested and no one knew why.

“Jack, is everything alright!?” Maddie called from the kitchen.

“Yeah! Just another slip-up!” Jack replied. “Everything’s a-okay!”

“Then come down for breakfast or it’s going to get cold!”

“C’mon, kids!” Their father said excitedly with a grin. “Danny-boy, I’ve got an invention I want you to try!”

Jazz had to be coaxed out of his room, still shocked by the revelation that her brother had powers.

Danny, tangled in his sheets now that he was out of his bed, groaned. This was what he feared, his parents wanting to test inventions on him. First, it would be harmless stuff. Then, it’d go onto more painful inventions and blood draws—

He should leave now before they could get the drop on him, but could he even fly? He’d have to try before his mom—

“Danny! Come down for breakfast!”

His stomach growled. Maybe he could at least eat breakfast first. He could always say no to his dad, right?

With that, he sighed and got up. “Coming, mom!”

Making his way down the stairs, he smelled the sweet aroma of pancakes. He loved his mom’s pancakes, he’d miss them when he left. He entered the kitchen, rubbing his eyes again.

“Good morning, sweetie!” Maddie said sweetly, giving her son a kiss on the forehead. “Your dad told me about what happened earlier and we have just the thing to help you!”

“Listen, mom, I really don’t think-”

“Look here, Danno!” His dad cut in, holding—

Was that a fork and a knife?

What was he going to do with cutlery?

“These are made especially for you, son!” He said cheerfully. “Made with a special, non-harmful, anti-ghost metal that your mother and I made. They’re dishwasher safe and won’t go through your hands no matter what you try! There’s a spoon too, but you don’t really need that right now.”

Danny was frozen in place. He had been so wrong. His parents didn’t want to hurt him—at least not now, his brain supplied—they had just wanted to help him.

However long that lasted, he didn’t care. The fact that they wanted to help him with such a little problem pulled at his heartstrings—corestrings? He didn’t really know at this point. He’d probably ask his mother later.

He pulled his dad in for a hug, tears glistening in the corners of his eyes. “Thank you,” he whispered, overjoyed with the new invention. “I love you both so much.”

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The Intangible Baby

Credit goes to @bibliophileap and @chintadraws for basically outlining this.

“A- Are you sure I can hold her?” Danny asked with a frown. The new father was worried he would drop the baby.

“Of course, Danny,” Paulina said softly, holding out the baby girl for her husband to take.

Danny’s frown grew before he got an idea. He took out the Plasmius Maximus, tasering himself with it. He held in a scream as the ghostly invention burned through his shirt.

Everyone was looking at him incredulously as the baby continued to sleep through everything that was going on.

He gave a shaky smile. “I- I’m ready,” he said, holding out his hands.

Shaking her head, the Latina wordlessly handed over the baby with a smile.

Danny grinned. “Hi, sweetie, I’m your-”

The baby went intangible, falling through his hands.

Jack dove under his granddaughter, trying to catch her with the ghost gauntlets, only to realize they weren’t activated when she went through those as well.

Father and son raced down the stairs of the hospital, trying to reach the first floor before the baby did.

Unfortunately, they didn’t. But, someone happened to be in the right place to catch the child. Someone who wasn’t allowed into the room.

Vlad Masters.

The infant snuggled towards him- most likely due to his warm core.

Danny glared and Jack grinned.

“NICE CATCH VLADDIE!”

“LET GO OF HER YOU FROOTLOOP!”

Even with all of that going on, the baby still slept.

“I was looking for that, Daniel,” the rich man huffed, holding out his hand for the Plasmius Maximus.

After trading the device for his child, Danny thought he would finally get to hold her. Alas, that was not the case, as the child went intangible yet again.

At least this time the gauntlets were activated when Jack caught her.

With his father prancing up the stairs with his newborn granddaughter, Danny sent a glare at Vlad and then gave him the universal “I’m watching you” sign.

Vlad rolled his eyes, going back to reading Rich People Magazine. Behind the pages, he was smirking. He felt soft and fuzzy on the inside because he got to hold the baby and she looked so much like his Little Badger from what he saw.

When all was said and done, Danny finally got to hold his daughter. She finally started to wake up, having the eyes of her mother.

Suddenly, they turned green, like Phantom’s, and she started wailing like his Ghostly Wail. Thankfully, they were only strong enough to blow his hair back like a strong breeze.

He had a shocked look on his face.

Paulina giggled. “Just like her daddy.”

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New Home for those Leet Drabbles

The original three shitpost drabbles will be staying here, where they live. But any new ones will be going to dabbyphantumpshiposts once it’s up and running. Just to keep this blog cleaner. Plus, then no one will have to dig through the serious writings for my amazing stuff.

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Reblogging here as well.

Adding in what I added in on the base post- What can I do?: Videos, music, fanart, drabbles, even fics.  AUs and Headcanons are accepted for Thankshitting as well!

THANKSHITTING 2018

Timeframe: 11-21-18 to 11-23-18 (if this gets traction, it’ll be longer next year) Fandom: The best fandom, the Phandom. Danny Phantom, ofc. What is it?: Thankshitting is something I made up that anyone can participate in, it just has Thankshitting as it’s name. You gotta make shitposty DP stuff. What can I do?: Videos, music, fanart, drabbles, even fics. How do I participate?: On Tumblr, just tag any post for it as #thankshitting2018. Anywhere else, just put it in your title. What are the rules?: It must be shitposty. So shitposty we can’t contain the leetness.

At least keep it sfw guys.

Must be Danny Phantom related, obviously.

Must be one of the Andie Approved™ media formats (mentioned above).

Must be tagged.

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Dabby Goes to Europe to Unban the Memes

The sequel to Fidget Spinners in Amity Park. Featuring @kruligpaturlig Dabby Phantump appeared in Krulig’s room. “C’mon, Krulig. We’re going to Belgium!” “Why?” Krulig asked, getting up from her desk where she was drawing Danny in heelys for her amazing blog, @poorlydrawndannyphantom. “TO UNBAN THOSE LEET MEMES OF COURSE!” Dabby exclaimed, picking Krulig up and teleporting them to the European Union Headquarters in Belgium, where they were having a meeting on… Article 13. “STOP!” Dabby exclaimed, halting the meeting. “MEMES NEED TO BE ENJOYED BY EVERYONE!” “If you don’t, I’ll aggressively slav squat!” Krulig added.“You can’t make us do anything,” some random person said. And so both Dabby and Krulig aggressively slav squatted and the people in the European Union unbanned the memes.

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If...

If Fidget Spinners in Amity Park gets 50 notes, I’ll write a sequel. If it gets 100 notes, I’ll add a drawing to that sequel.

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Thank You

For @lexosaurus

One evening, Lexx was in her apartment, browsing through the black hole that is Tumblr on her phone, when the room seemed to get… Colder.

“So you’re the one who had Shrek make me vore my vegetables in one of your drunk stories,” a voice said, the famous Dabby Phantump appearing in the room, right above the bed she was laying on.

Dabby wore his usual HAZMAT suit, with his “Big D” logo and all. He had his crossbow and fidget spinner boots, and his head was just a Phantump.

“... Yeah, I did,” Lexx replied, looking up from her phone to see Dabby floating in the air.

“Yeet. I loved that, you know,” Dabby said, his stump face smiling. “And your Heelys Saga is amazing too.”

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Fidget Spinners in Amity Park

It was another normal day in Amity Park when Danny’s ghost sense went off, in the shape of a fidget spinner. He leaned over to his best friends, Tucker and Sam, and said, “I’ve gotta go deal with this, be right back.”

With that, he hid behind a bush. “I’m goin’ YEET!” He exclaimed, a ring of white fidget spinners forming around his waist, transforming him into his ghost half, who wore boots with fidget spinners for wheels and more fidget spinners on the sides. He also had a crossbow slung on his back.

Flying off to find the ghost, he found Skulker, flaming green mohawk and all. Folding his arms across his chest, Danny said, “Skulker, you’re back for more? GET YEETED WITH A SIDE OF YOTE, TIN CAN!” In his hand, an ecto-green fidget spinner forms, and he grabbed his crossbow.

The fight started with Danny throwing the ecto-spinner at the ghost hunter, and Skulker responded by shooting back at the ghostly fidget spinner-wearing teen.

After a few minutes of back and forth, Danny took a deep breath then yelled, “YEET!” with green waves of energy coming out of his mouth- also in the shape of a fidget spinner. The Ghostly Yeet slammed Skulker into into the ground, causing a fidget spinner shaped hole in the ground to form. The teen then grabbed his trusty, yet very smelly, Fenton Heely, aiming it at Skulker and sucking up his tin ass.

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Lokitty and Labrathor’s Adventures: Part 1

A lone black cat with forest green eyes sat on a table with a full glass of soda next to him. His human, an older man with one stunning blue eye on the right and a pale blue on the left, looked at him, a golden labrador with blue eyes standing next to him.

“Loki,” the old man said in a stern voice.

“Brother, please don’t,” the dog whined, seeming to look at the black cat with pleading eyes.

The cat hissed at the two of them. “I do what I want!” He exclaimed, using his paw to push the glass closer to the edge.

“No, Loki,” the man repeated, giving the cat a firm look.

The cat, Loki, pushed the glass off the table, the contents spilling out and the glass shattering upon impact with the ground.

The dog whined. “Brother, why did you do that?”

The cat just gave a hiss and dashed off before anyone could catch him.