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Is it Christmas? Because I'm stocking you 😘
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YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!!! *smashes vase, runs off laughing manaically, speedwalks back to clean up broken vase and apologize for the inconvenience*
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PIZZA PUN WAR (based on real events)
Me: ^well this is bound to get cheesy
Pal: omg can you not that was so crusty
Me: ooh someone's saucy today
Pal: ooh someone's salty today
Me: oh you want a pizza this?
Pal: AYE SLICE ONE
Me: ok now you're just milking it
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Friend: so my face scrub smelled really nice and I ate some...
Me: well you know what they say
Friend:
Friend:
Friend:
Me: you are what you eat
#ba dum tss#THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED#DONT JUDGE TOO HARD#MAYBE A LITTLE#I GUESS#BUT NOT TO EXCESS#comedy
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How High Am I? 01
If people obsessed with koreans are koreaboos, and people obsessed with japanese people are weeaboos, does that make people obsessed with americans honey boo boos?
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