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a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

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this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors

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when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

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idk

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wait so you like problematic yaoi?

lets take a moment to think about this one critically

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perfect headline. no notes

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i want to do a halloween art but i can't make up my mind. both is not an option because ain't nobody got that kinda time. thank you for your consideration

edit: lmfao

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found the killer post again bc i lost it

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they’re gonna add “joever” to the oxford english dictionary

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egg?

He is the EGG MAN

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The army really asked "Hey, what do you think would fit the aesthetic of employing vulnerable teenagers to risk their lives over a nefarious goal they don't even know, I'm asking because we want to set up a recruiting event at the Anime Con".

Then some PR lackey was like, "you won't believe it I know the exact show"

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John Carpenter’s The Thing meets Monster High ❄️