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Rene Gerin

French, 1862-1895

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The official YouTubers identification chart. 

@therealjacksepticeye @pewdiepies-bro-army @danielhowell @amazingphil @markiplier @iisuperwomanii @thetryguys @marziacutiepie

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Look, I highly doubt W.H. Auden wrote “Funeral Blues” in order for me to dissect it into a trillion bits as an essay on his attitude towards his dead friend 80 years later. 

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Sleep is for the weak, but am I weak if my body forces me to sleep?

No, sleep is for the healthy.

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I’m sorry

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Marks and Rec: Misc #1168

(Magic 8-Ball knows all.) (Dialogue from YuGiOh: The Abridged Series.)

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Introducing Daniel Howell Shop

shop.danielhowell.com

After years of procrastination, inspiration and intimidation from you to make me do it - I have finally created some new Daniel Howell merch! And yes of course, it is all black.

Eclipse T-shirt

The classic. What was originally the icon I never changed for years, I now look at from a new perspective - a monochrome print of the sun being eclipsed? It’s just so metaphorically me. This comes as a collaboration with the original designers ‘New Love Club’!

Eclipse Sweatshirt

The classic, but cozier.

Don’t Talk To Me Longsleeve

Let the world know how you feel about human interaction before it happens. With an upside-down smile on the front which can be intended as sarcastically as you want. Style and a public service.

Don’t Talk To Me Cap

A cap to block the sun and social interaction.

Patches Backpack

If you asked Dan at school to express himself in the form of a bag, this would appear. A collab with the awesome Spiral featuring secret pockets, headphone holes and most importantly - a laptop sleeve.

Black Flower Crown

For when you want to be soft, but still soulless. A flower crown entirely of black roses ready to wear to an afternoon in the cemetery, or your rival’s funeral.

I hope you like the site and the style and my friends that helped to model for the humans that don’t look like 6"3 nerds. I’m starting off with just a few simple things for now, but I hope you agree, they are authentically me. See you later intimidators. - Dan

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Hey. Whats your favorite candy cuz imma give you candy to celebrate my birthday at pax

Currently these, sadly we don’t have them in Sweden but they’re amazing! And Sour Patch Kids. You can never go wrong with Sour Patch Kids. Mmm.

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For all of you who think Tony wouldn’t be 100% supportive and happy for Shuri being smarter than he is and probably listening in really closely when she offers to tutor him please leave. 

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Hey, Guys! 

This is my “Marvel Studios' Avengers: The Swift Rise Official Trailer”. 

All rights go to @taylorswift and @marvelentertainment . 

I hope you enjoy watching this as much as I enjoyed making it. :) 

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dark: *is suave, sophisticated, is always in a suit, hair is always perfect, speaks eloquently, knows what he’s doing at all times* anti: *dabs into the room holding knives* sUP FUCKERS WHO WANTS TO GET MURDERED

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Let your child have idols. Unless they do drugs, or are involved with crime, or set a bad example for a mindset, such as filming a dead body,  a child should be able to watch who they want to watch, respect who they respect and love who they love. When they tell you that their favorite Youtuber is their hero don't scoff at them and tell them that they're an idiot who makes money off screaming at video games: watch the videos with them. Understand that your child feels, hears and sees things differently, they like the screaming, they like the games and unless their grades are dropping and they continue watching do not stand between a hero and an awestruck viewer. Sure, they might be stupid. Sure, they might not have an IQ of 200, but something resonated within your child strong enough for them to think of this person as a worthy member of society: as a parent, it is your duty to figure out what, not to berate them about their choice of hero.

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@therealjacksepticeye 💚

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A little something to attempt to put a smile on your face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxVAczURywo

So, my crate arrived yesterday, and I could not be happier: here’s a quick video of my initial reaction. 

@therealjacksepticeye 

P.S. Even though I didn’t get to watch Jack’s stream because of the timezones, I still feel the warm, fuzzy sort of happiness you get to feel when you’re in a family, and I’m really proud of both Jack and us. 

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jack’s face when he released we hit the goal in under a fucking hour because of how fucking awesome we are HE’S SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM STILL SURPRISED BY ALL HE CAN ACHIEVE, BY ALL WE CAN ACHIEVE, HOLY FUCK I am so proud of us. Absolute heroes indeed.

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Robin, what do you think about Logan Paul?

I’m gonna copy what I said on Twitter, just to have that on here as well. In case you’re unaware, he posted a vlog featuring an actual, real, victim of suicide. I said on Twitter:

“Alright. Can we just stop now? Can we all just agree that this was the lowest of the low, worse than reaction videos, worse than fake pranks. Let’s let this be it, m'kay, and everything from here on out will be better? Go back to Vine, Paul. Oh wait.

And don’t go watch the video. Don’t share it, don’t link it, don’t post it. Don’t give them the views. To these people, you’re nothing but a number in a bank account. Don’t give them the satisfaction.”

To which I would add that is completely despicable, and sickening behaviour. That even going through with recording something like this would even cross someone’s mind, let alone edit it and then upload it to YouTube and a fanbase of 15 million kids is utterly disgusting. He knowingly trivialised and profited of someone who had actually committed suicide. All while hiding behind the guise of “raising awareness” because he thinks that will safeguard him against negative critique. Who could be opposed to awareness, RIGHT? And, while I guess it shouldn’t be, it still is surprising to me that people are ACTUALLY defending him, for this. It really goes to show not only how blind and impressionable some fans can be, but also how incredibly manipulative and exploitative this type of people are. The fact that he couldn’t even resist bragging about how he’s making a “15 minute TV show every day” in his “apology” tweet shows where his priorities lay. This is the lowest I’ve ever seen, on YouTube. A strike on his channel is to lenient.

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So I just finished watching the first @therealjacksepticeye video of 2018 and I feel so warmed up and bubbly and at home on the inside: it's magical and I'm really happy that Sean is alive and doing better after hearing we heard in the last video of 2017 about his mental health of 2017. Wherever you are, Sean, I hope you're happy or on the way to happiness. 💚💚💚