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last night my friend and I rewatched some Naruto and man I love these kids So Much!!!!!

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Some wholesome Cherrisnake for today 🤲

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If Cursed Cat Alastor talked I imagine it would say so many upsetting things.👌

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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

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i love the part of class of 09 where jecka gets mad a nicole for leaving her with her brother and then decides to not talk to her anymore and she ends up having to smoke alone and the creep counselour tries to hit on her and nicole picks a fight with jefferey for no reason and to get the counselours attention and she ends up getting in trouble bc she didnt want the counselour to harass jecka and she didnt want to leave jecka alone and jecka tells nicole it was the nicest thing anyone had ever done for her and nicole doesnt even get mad for having to spend the rest of the year talking to the pedo counselour bc she just missed jecka and didnt want to leave her alone and thats the nicest thing NICOLE has ever done to anyone, she would never care for anyone else, she would let anyone else get fucked but she only did that bc it was jecka, she basically sacrificed herself for her, despite having convinced a boy to jump off of a roof in an ending, abused ari in another, let emily kill herself and done a shit ton of other bad stuff like, SHE COOKED CRACK FOR A SCHOOL ASSIGNEMENT, despite all that she cares abouy jecka enough to to that for her, even if it means shell be stuck with a creepy old guy for one hour every day for the next year. I love them.

And ykw since where already rambling i rlly like how in the "ari gets her house burned down" route jecka says she has never had a good boyfriend and that she made out with three different girls at a pride rally all in the same scene and in the next scene when ari says she wants a kiss jecka thinks shes talking to her and IMMEDIATELLY goes to kiss her. And she has a rainbow dress go queen be a lesbian!!!

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I made an updated version

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if you want to support autistic people you really do need to shut up about picky eaters. sorry

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Quit Jesus and do pot drugs with me

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Class of ‘09 queerbaiting??!?11? 🙀/j

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I’m a huge Aphmau fan (her old content, not new) so don’t get me wrong I’m not trying to cause issues here.

But this is like.. a tiny bit creepy? Wasn’t she in her mid 20s when she made this post…? And meanwhile most of her fanbase was middle/high schoolers at the time. Idk I’m not trying to nitpick old shit but this came onto my feed outta nowhere and it seemed kinda weird tbh.

Ok, if you can't share the smutfics, can you at least tell us who they were about? *evil smile* I just really want to know

Oh…. uh….ermmmm, uhhhhh…… 

Heh…. well….

…… (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

….uh…. fine. I can at least reveal some of this. I’ve been a tease lately with this subject.

Yeah. Well… they follow the story-line of MCD. I mean, there are times you can tell something could have happened between characters given the context of their situation. I don’t share my smut-fics with anyone so I’m the only one who knows where these scenes are located in story.

They’re all NOT just with Aphmau either (god that would be weird and highly coincided).

It all really started around Dante’s introduction arc in S1 where the group went to Malachi’s Castle. I’ll let your imagination go from there.

The following is a list of characters who have smuts written about them but does NOT reflect their relationships in MCD (basically these are the only ones I feel comfortable revealing at the moment without spoiling anything).

Aphmau and Dante (S1)

Garroth and Laurance

Katelyn and Jeffory

Katelyn and Lilian

Zenix and Vylad

THERE ARE MORE HERE. But I’m only comfortable revealing these.

And that’s all I’m sayin’. Now I’m going to hide in a closet and cry because I feel weird postin’ about this. LOL. 

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The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

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hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

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This is it. This is the show

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THE SECOND ONE

🔆❓🥿👙🦠👕

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CONVERGENCE STATION ROLEPLAY OH MY GOD

Hi are you hiring (please get me out of my current job please please please plea-)

Ingo: As a matter of fact, we’re always hiring! We require all the help we can get for the ever-expanding lines and taking care of the trains! Not to mention the sheer volume of daily passengers, of course!

Emmet: We briefly considered the possibility of making a deal with QDOT to allow a station to be built in Convergence, but they have a monopoly on transportation in the cluster… but just imagine all the traffic we could get! I mean, they have an infinite apartment complex! It would be a lot to handle… but that’s where folks like you come in!

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass