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whats that kink called that you get from reading too much fantasy lit as a child that makes you want to be tortured in front of someone who loves you so you can see the pleading desperation in their eyes and hear how much they love you in between the cracks of their voice and really truly believe they would do anything to save you. also you get to look so cool and brave and covered in blood and soooo able to withstand pain haha no just me? ok

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This could actually be very possible, since Athena invented the olive tree in a completion against Poseidon over the city of Athens (which she obviously won).

Hear me out: what if Odysseus’ olive tree bed was blessed by Athena to always grow olives? Even during winter?

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Lou Binghe has an inexplicable crush in Mobei Jun that he just cannot understand nor justify

Interesting that Mobei Jun was made to be Airplane’s perfect man and Bingge was made to be his self insert.

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

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Now THIS is how you utilize Shang Qinghua being the author

I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao

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WHO IS THIS DIVAAAA

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100%

Damen grows it back out and Laurent blue screens the day he sees Damen with braids

Controversy time.

I’m in the “Laurent has short hair” camp.

I’m also in the (lesser seen, imo?) “Akielons keep their hair long” camp.

All of it because of a line toward the beginning stating that they cut Damen’s hair when they took him captive… I also imagine the “Laurent’s hair curling at the nape of his neck” imagery is because it grows out and starts to get a bit shaggy while they’re on the road.

Anyway, Nikandros has braids.

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

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These little bastards never fail to bring me joy

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Omggggg

Heh. Scums your tarot (again)

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Scums your tarot 👍

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Hunger (11 pages) RE8: lady dimitrescu x maiden

this one is set when the maiden’s been around a few weeks/months in the castle and Alcina hadn’t really wanted to spook her any further since she’d been so….convenient so far but the maiden surprises her a little further :3c

big thanks to the patreon support this month and last that’s let me have time to focus on this project, supporters have access to the thumbs, .clip & .psd file and a few prelim sketches!

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The way "sexual/fetish content" is being demeaned amongst audience is baffling to me. Like yeah sure, obviously this video wasnt made with the purest intentions but it's so easy to just ignore it if you don't like it.

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You know it's bad when the "STRAIGHT MAN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO FRIENDS" shuts up

love that sambucky antis always argue that sam is straight…. they took one look at bucky’s gay ass and just knew they couldn’t defend him.

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sci-fi corporal punishment: stasis

- victim is given cuffs or a collar that effectively freezes them in place. They still feel the passage of time, and will still feel anything that happens to them

- victim is then placed in a public location (city square, atrium in a shopping area, central office, etc) and left in the hands of passersby

- their crimes are holographically projected from the cuffs/collar to alert everyone of the severity. Despite this, even petty crimes are often met with great force from passing strangers

- it is legal to shield victims. Kind strangers or loved ones may stand sentry around them, but must be wary of using force, lest they end up in the same position

- sentences cap out at 48 hours, but multiple sentences may be consecutively served with a day's break in between

- more severe offenses sometimes see the victim stasified in an isolated location, which is then broadcast to the public. This is meant to encourage anyone who was hurt by the victim to seek retribution away from the public eye, but it often leads to more extreme injuries on the victim, dealt by strangers who no longer fear the shame of a crowd

- anonymous mercenary groups can be hired to protect a victim---or hurt them

- the victim's eyes are always closed before stasis. This is to preserve their sight and reduce damage. It also means they never see what's coming.

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Rebloging for "Coke dealer's boss's boss" XD

Mafia AU Shang Qinghua would flourish in that setting. He's halfway there in canon, are you kidding.

He plays pathetic, he even thinks himself pathetic half the time, but as others have pointed out, he's fucking ruthless.

And you don't think this man wouldn't run the most efficient, flawless drug ring? This man is the arms deal kingpin because he woke up one morning and thought, yeah that's money why not. He frames every one of his enemies like it's child's okay, if he doesn't have them meet some other suspiciously convenient end, no sweat broken at all.

Anyway, this is also my "Mafia AU mob wife MBJ" agenda. He's from old money, maybe they've got some history working with underhanded folks through the years, he thinks he can handle those sorts just fine.

But THEN this absolute monster shows up like, "hey, you've got muscles and a scary face, wanna stand behind me and look tough while I extort the mayor?" and Mobei Jun is texting his Trust Fund Kid group chat in the car to city hall, asking for advice on how to flirt with their coke dealer's boss's boss. He knows how demons rich people demons rich people flirt, but, ugh, help, there's no way any of that's going to work on Shang Quinhua!

Wait, the one who got your uncle killed in that freak "car accident"? ... Allegedly. Several people are typing...