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Oh wow it's been a bit since I checked this

WELL! Time to update the assimilation list I guess-

More polls soonish perhaps

(I have nooooot been checking tumblr like I should 💀)

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I loved you in happy feet 2 do u like lettuce

Lettuce tastes like crunchy, vaguely green water it's. Yeah Also thanks! I had fun being the penguin (unspecified) in Happy Feet 2

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what if we used you as a firestarter

O_O uhhhhhhh i have a fire allergy sorry

should i be worried no this is fine yeah

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youre not normal i dont think. but thats just a hunch.

I'm on tumblr of course I'm not normal lol

I can complete a captcha it's fine I assure you I'm a person

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WE ARE KRILLIN' IT TODAY EARTH-

Hello Earth I am no longer under the ice

I want to become krill

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mfw someone tells me that 'my ass is grass' as a threat but i'm actually an extraterrestrial entity that perfectly imitates other lifeforms so i take the words literally and turn into a singlular blade of grass in their lawn and wait for the perfect opportunity to strike when they attempt to use a lawnmower

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Alright fellow Things (and other lifeforms with internet access)

Next up on the absorption list...

G E N T O O P E N G U I N ?

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Can I hug you

Yes, you may have a hug! :) 🫂

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THIS IS ACHIEVEABLE

thank you for the help it works

google how do drink water

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google how do drink water

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Why did you kill all of those gay men at outpost 31, are you homophobic?? ☹️ j/

Don't forget the part where I absorbed them My goal is to become the gayest entity in the universe In doing so I must absorb every bit of gay in this universe and add it to my collective gayness 🏳️‍🌈

Besides they're all transition goals can you REALLY blame me for wanting to be them

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macready fictive says hi,,...

Hello!!! :)

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Looking around the office thinking of all the things I could use to turn into part of my spaceship

Bye bye metal cabinets hello funny flying disc exterior

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hi Thing how are you on this fine day

I am great! My co-workers suspect nothing so far. Just another day at the office. :)

How are you today friend? Well I hope?

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this is why you need a toddler leash.

What ever do you mean by this? I assure you I am a normal being that does not require containment or restraints of any kind. I assure you I am trustworthy and can be left to be own devices without supervision. :>

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While we all decide on the krill issue together...

krill issue lol