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i need to start typing

like

how she talks in like face-to-face interactions like how

she actually talks

and i need to get better about her mannerisms

because the way she sounds when shes posting is so much different from how she really acts shes all stuttery and shit but the way how i portray her is kind of okay???because she is still a hardass despite that and she is???sassy i guess omfg and shes just like

gosh

i guess maybe its not such a problem because i imagine shed do a good job of keeping her stuttering and how fast she talks in control with new people????

but that wouldnt be the case with daniel or kim shed just blabber on and on and on and she wouldnt evne make sense shed just be strings of words and stuttering goodness gracious!!!))

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I have no idea how/why I'm not drunk yet.

I'm going to fix this.

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Too many people have the name Daniel I'm going to cry. 

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This theme is bothering me.

I am so bored.

I'm going to die???

My head hurts.

I want food.

Where is Daniel.

He hasn't been home lately I'm upset.

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rust-doctor replied to your post: I. Do people seriously say yeehaw instead of sex...

It’s like a trend or something. And we’ve all just sort of picked up on it.

I. Well.

Alrighty then.

You all have fun with that.

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I.

Do people seriously say yeehaw instead of sex now?

Is that like??

A thing???

You kids are crazy.

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I need people to talk to who aren't Daniel or Kim.

???How do you make friends.

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Thank you Lord, Jesus, and any other deity that may or may not exist for drunken men who are too inebriated to notice that my face is fucked all to hell.

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I am completely lacking the motivation to actually leave the house, totter off to some skeevy bar, and pick up some unfortunate fellow.

That would require pants and emotional preparation and I just.

No.

To both.

Really just.

No.

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I'm hungry. This is unfair.

I am upset.

>.(

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There are kids outside more like I'm fucking screaming.

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"If you're trying to be casual, you're doing a shit job at it 'Cause seriously, everything coming out of your mouth is suspicious, and I ain't just saying that because I'm paranoid." She raised an eyebrow and shifted her weight. "Care to elaborate?"

I (extremely cautiously) approach anthropophagousparanoia.

*She’s rather sour too! This may put a damper on your advances, but your tone only drops slightly in pitch and in cheerfulness.*

Chipper? Well no, I have a job to do. And such a job can only be prefaced by cheerfulness! So that’s what I must do. In all reality I’m not that chipper, haha.

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((SCREAMS TREE ILL DO THAT REPLY TOMORROW I'M GOMEN NEED SLEEP SMOOCHES YOUR FACE AND ROLLS AWAY))

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Okay I will stop with that now.

Woops.

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Respect your elders and the world will respect you.

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