Italian-speaking, German-learning, Spanish-babblering. She/He woman. +*+ Dragon Age, Star Trek and Les Miserables. Wild Muskeeters will appear. So will a lot of other things, because I wander a lot. Sometimes on a turtle swimming accross the universe. I play dating sims (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ And flip tables (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻
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at my wedding there will be a maid of dishonor whose job is to destroy my reputation in every way possible. it is the maid of honor’s duty to uphold- aaand they’re fucking. okay i should have seen this coming
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STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 – 1999・4x01 The Way of the Warrior
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The 🎀 PRETTY PRINCESSES 🎀 behind Interview with The Vampire season 3.
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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably
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yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know
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Ethereal Jacob Anderson IWTV
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WORD OF HONOR | episode three
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Breaking News Alert: our gracious prince has found the beautiful young woman who came thrice to his ball—once in a dress shimmering like starlight, once in a dress luminous as the moon, and once in a dress as golden and radiant as the sun on a summer day—only to discover that she was a scullery maid working in his own kitchen! needless to say she has been executed
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armandisms i find particularly endearing
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He’s got those big wet eyes and you DONT wanna see him on his knees crying??
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#I have five copies of the picture of dorian gray by accident#and five copies of good omens on purpouse they are multilingual
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love her. get his ass kiyohime
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AMC's Interview with the Vampire (2022), Season 1 Episode 1 | Steven G. Norfleet as Paul de Pointe du Lac, Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac & Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt "I shame my father. I f— I failed my brother. I lost my mother and sister, and rather than fix it like a man should, Lord, I run like a coward. I run to the bottle. I run to the grift. I run to bad beds. I-I laid down with a man. I laid down with the devil."
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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?
#it's either the 900 year old gold who wants to die and has the emotional maturity of a teenager#or the actual teenager who is his bride and frankly deserves a break#on the bright side he might just give me a ton of money and that would actually help
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