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it has for sure

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Sam: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

You: Sam, no.

Colby: Mistlefoe.

You: Please stop encouraging him.

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You: We need a distraction.

Sam: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Colby, whispering: My time has come.

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AAAAAA WHAT IS LIFE RN

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like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

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D30 prob

Natural Eye Color Chart

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This was amazing and I think a lot of people need to see this. @golbrocklovely

i need to complain about this for two seconds lol

it has gotten on my LAST NERVE that this fandom constantly expects colby to pay attention to everyone. give everyone likes, notices, whatever. and when colby doesn't follow thru, he's seen as an asshole. but sam is never expected to do that.

prime example being the merch and reposting/liking fans.

colby has CONSISTENTLY been reposting and liking fans merch posts for a couple months now. and yet, what he's doing isn't enough. there are fans that think he doesn't repost enough of a "variety" of fans, aka he doesn't post plus size fans enough and according to some fans "only reposts fans that look like shea" basically.

imma need yall to consider not using colby to build up your self esteem and do so quickly.

bc look, i'm a plus size individual. i KNOW what it's like to be ignored for my body or made fun of for how i look and just in general to seek validation in men. i get it, i truly do. what i am saying is that colby DOES pay attention to a variety of fans, but bc he isn't constantly reposting bigger bodies, yall see it as him ignoring plus size fans.

this, tied with his dating history that you all love to think you know, you've have come to the conclusion that his type is a skinny, dark haired, blue eyed girl, and anything other than that is ignored.

and i can scream this from the roof tops, until i'm blue in the face: WE DO NOT KNOW COLBY LIKE THAT SO STOP ASSUMING.

we don't know his dating his history, hook up history, nothing. we don't know what his type is. just bc you've seen him with a couple different girls (that he may not have even been dating in the first place) over the years, doesn't mean you know his type.

not to mention if he has a type that is skinny girls with dark hair and blue eyes..... WHO FUCKING CARES?????? he's not trying to fuck any fans. he's reposting who he sees he's tagged in/what the algorithm shows him. be pissed at that, not at him.

bc fun fact: you're not owed a notice. a like. a repost. just bc you bought merch. how many fans have brought merch over the years and never got seen? thousands have. millions even. you aren't owed something just bc you gave money to them. what you are owed is the physical merch and that's it.

we've been having this same conversation for years now, literally since i joined the fandom. and back then, at 23, i felt the same way. i genuinely hated the idea that colby, and sam for that matter, wouldn't find me attractive and thus wouldn't repost me or like my merch pics. but as i've gotten older, and started to LIKE MYSELF, idc if snc think i'm hot or not. i think i'm hot, i don't give two shits what two random boys from kansas think.

stop relying on colby to make you feel better about yourself. stop relying on influencers in general to fill the void inside of you. work on yourself. snc are entertainment, and that's it. they are not your boyfriends who are gonna hold your hand and tell you you're beautiful. i'm sorry, but that's reality.

or... at the very least, if you're gonna continue to shit on colby for this, do the same to sam. sam literally doesn't repost any fans and only start to this past merch drop so like........... where's the outrage for him?

right, i forgot. sam does nothing wrong, but colby does everything wrong. my bad, must have forgot :)

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Sam: If you had to choose between Y/N and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Colby: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

You: Colby!

Sam: 63 cents.

Colby: I'll take the money.

You: COLBY!!!

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You, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Sam: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Sam: Here you go.

You:

Sam:

Colby: Why am I here?

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MEEE TOOOO

The way i woke up and GASPED. When i saw sam and colbys new YT video, sobbed for a second and watched it twice

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MORE LIKE 300000000 TIMES

MY roman empire actually i think about this at least three times a day

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I do too….

oh i love being a woman

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THE ONE I WANTED SOLF OITTTTTT😫😫😫

just bought the xplr valentines hoodie😫😫

also that collab 👏👏👏

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Not today but Saturday!!

also sorry I was really busy this weekend and now I’m exhausted

today was such a eventful day

sam and colby went live on instagram then they dropped new merch and THEN they FINALLY posted their collab vid w the sturniolo triplets.

UPDATE COLBY JUST POSTED TOO!!!

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@mafia-princess1907

IM LISTENING

Hear me out.🫠

[anythingsamandcolby]

@mafia-princess1907

IM LISTENING

Hear me out.🫠

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AAAAAH

TRIPLETS x SAM AND COLBY COLLAB ON SATURDAY!!!!