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The Dishwasher Chronicles
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by Bluebellstar
How to (un)democratically elect your barracks dishwasher.
Alternatively, a wet winter's evening and a surprisingly lazy bunch of Heroes do not good decisions necessarily make.
Words: 1093, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Andrew Carter, Louis LeBeau, James Kinchloe, Robert Hogan, Peter Newkirk
Additional Tags: Silly, probably, Democracy at work, Carter has a brilliant idea, Vote for Newkirk
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Another Carter Plan
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by Bluebellstar
After a seemingly routine mission goes wrong, the Unsung Heroes are in a bit of trouble. The Gestapo have Newkirk, Hogan is injured, Kinch isn't at his best. It's up to Carter to mount a rescue mission.
Words: 1606, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Andrew Carter, Robert Hogan, James Kinchloe, Louis LeBeau, Peter Newkirk
Relationships: Andrew Carter & Peter Newkirk, Andrew Carter & Hogan's Heroes Team
Additional Tags: Vaguely episode like, Carter gets to run a mission, Newkirk is in trouble again, Carter to the rescue, in the second chapter, POV Alternating, Carter-Centric, Sort Of
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[VID] Radio
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by VielMouse
A stylized Kinch fanvid- from childhood prank caller to radioman. Set to "Radio" by X-Dream.
Words: 0, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: James Kinchloe, Robert Hogan
Relationships: Robert Hogan & James Kinchloe
Additional Tags: General Kinchmeyer, wild eyebrow, snapchat baby filter, Psychedelic, Synesthesia, Music Visualizer, Psytrance, Goatrance, Fanvids, Time: 4:08
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They Say The War Is Ending
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by Anonymous
Carter isn't as naive as everyone thinks. He sees more than anyone knows.
Words: 404, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Andrew Carter
Additional Tags: unhappy thoughts, Poor Carter, Carter sees more than anyone knows
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One Last Night
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by Bluebellstar
Normally, Peter Newkirk prided himself on being able to sleep anywhere. On a bus, on a train, on a bale of hay in a barn, on his chair at the breakfast table. In the cooler, in a cell in Gestapo headquarters, in a barracks crowded with snoring POWs. Anywhere.
So, Newkirk fully understood the irony of his present circumstances.
On his last night in Germany, Newkirk can't sleep. He's not the only one.
Words: 1050, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Peter Newkirk, Louis LeBeau, Andrew Carter, James Kinchloe, Robert Hogan
Relationships: Louis LeBeau & Peter Newkirk, Andrew Carter & Peter Newkirk, James Kinchloe & Peter Newkirk, Robert Hogan & Peter Newkirk
Additional Tags: Post-War, IMMEDIATELY, POV Peter Newkirk, Nighttime
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Looking Back
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by Bluebellstar
In the fifteen years since the end of World War II, former Oberst Wilhelm Klink has been and done many things. One sunny afternoon, at home on his front porch, he looks back at the way his life has gone.
Words: 2072, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Wilhelm Klink, Robert Hogan (mentioned), James Kinchloe (mentioned), Andrew Carter (mentioned), Peter Newkirk (mentioned), Louis LeBeau (mentioned), Richard Baker (Mentioned)
Relationships: Robert Hogan & Wilhelm Klink
Additional Tags: Post-War, Introspection, Wilhelm Klink has a lot of thoughts, Looking through the past, POV Wilhelm Klink
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The Secret Life Of Sergeant Hans Schultz
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by Traw
Behind the mask of the inept, bumbling Stalag 13 camp guard sergeant beats the heart of a true hero. A "what if' story - Not quite canon but I hope you will enjoy the ride anyway.
Words: 613, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Hans Schultz, Robert Hogan, Hogan
Additional Tags: Angst, Friendship, What-If
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Double Vision
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by Abracadebra
Robert Hogan is a very, very creative man, and there's no doubt that an active imagination can alter perceptions of reality.
Words: 2264, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Robert Hogan, James Kinchloe, Andrew Carter, Peter Newkirk, Louis LeBeau
Additional Tags: Mystery Twins, Long Lost/Secret Relatives, Silly, TV Tropes
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My Random Story Ideas That I Can’t Concentrate to Write
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by Too_Many_Fandoms_76
These are all random thoughts, headcannons, plot bunnies, and prompts that I thought of but couldn’t quite write. If you would like to use one of them, just ask and I’ll say yes. I just ask for credit!
Words: 616, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen, M/M, Multi
Relationships: Robert Hogan/Peter Newkirk
Additional Tags: prompts, Random & Short, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, tbh, I have no idea what I’m doing, Will add tags as I go
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It's Always You
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by Bluebellstar
Tommy Dorsey records being played in the Rec Hall, Colonel Hogan visiting Colonel Klink in the Kommandantur. It's never dull at Stalag 13.
Words: 1063, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Robert Hogan, Wilhelm Klink
Relationships: Robert Hogan/Wilhelm Klink
Additional Tags: Fluff, Hogan Plans Everything, Wilhelm Klink can't say no to Robert Hogan, pretty much just fluff
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Operation Freebird
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by IronEagle13
Too many close calls send the Gestapo closing in on Stalag 13. With no way out and Kommandant Klink unable to help, it's time for Colonel Hogan to use his contingency plans.
But Operation Freebird was only meant to be a last resort. Now, the Unsung Heroes are out behind enemy lines without the security of Stalag 13. Never one to ignore a challenge, Hogan now finds himself at head of a larger operation than he ever intended with an ally he never expected, and two questions he needs to answer.
Just who is this mysterious Kingmaker?
And what on Earth happened to Kommandant Klink?
Words: 1577, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Robert Hogan, Wilhelm Klink, Peter Newkirk, Louis LeBeau, James Kinchloe, Andrew Carter, Richard Baker, Hans Schultz
Relationships: Robert Hogan & Peter Newkirk, Robert Hogan & James Kinchloe, Robert Hogan & Louis LeBeau, Andrew Carter & Peter Newkirk, Andrew Carter & Robert Hogan, Robert Hogan & Hans Schultz, Hogan's Heroes Team & Hogan's Heroes Team, Robert Hogan & Wilhelm Klink
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Action/Adventure, Sabotage, POV Robert Hogan, Schultz Knows More Than He Lets On, Competent Wilhelm Klink, No Stalag 13, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
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Stuck [Podfic]
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by tinypinkmouse_podfics (tinypinkmouse)
Gamophobia: n. fear of marriage or commitment
Podfic of Stuck by generalsleepy.
Words: 16, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Robert Hogan, Peter Newkirk
Relationships: Robert Hogan/Peter Newkirk
Additional Tags: Romance, Growing Old Together, fear of commitment, Marriage, Happy Ending, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: MP3
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After The War Is Won
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by Bluebellstar
A fairly ordinary afternoon in the Commandant's office.
Wherein Klink does paperwork, and Hogan writes a letter to Burkhalter and has some fun with Klink.
Words: 965, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Robert Hogan, Wilhelm Klink
Relationships: Robert Hogan/Wilhelm Klink, Robert Hogan & Wilhelm Klink
Additional Tags: Can be read as either friendship or not, more fun with story generators, Fluff, one day I'll be able to wrote a plot summary, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net
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High Tea with Heidi: A Shaggy Dog Story
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by GrrraceUnderfire
Newkirk, a guard dog, and a cup of tea. What could go wrong?
This completely silly story is a spin-off of "Garbage In, Garbage Out." Unlike the other chapters in that story-like thing, this one wasn't heavily machine-generated. I grabbed some ideas from a "headline generator" and then starting writing. I had an assist from my wonderful beta in turning my ideas into news story format.
Words: 1522, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Peter Newkirk, Louis LeBeau, Heidi the Dog, Wilhelm Klink, Robert Hogan
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All Quiet in Stalag 13
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by Bluebellstar
A fairly quiet day in Stalag 13.
Wherein Hogan is thoughtful, Klink is slightly cross, and everything works out in the end.
Words: 1003, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen, M/M
Characters: Robert Hogan, Wilhelm Klink
Relationships: Robert Hogan/Wilhelm Klink
Additional Tags: Fluff, Introspection, With More Than A Little Help from a story generator, I Don't Even Know
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As In Olden Days
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by Bluebellstar
One Christmas Eve after WW2, there is a bar. In that bar, former Commandant Klink is back to his old routine.
Alternatively, Klink is stateside, it's Christmas Eve, and the Heroes are enjoying a get together.
Words: 742, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Wilhelm Klink, Robert Hogan, James Kinchloe, Peter Newkirk, Louis LeBeau, Andrew Carter
Relationships: Robert Hogan/Wilhelm Klink, Andrew Carter & Peter Newkirk, Robert Hogan & James Kinchloe, Hogan's Heroes Team & Hogan's Heroes Team
Additional Tags: Post-War, Alternate Universe, POV Wilhelm Klink, No Dialogue, No Angst, Christmas, implied established relationship
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In Other Words...
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by GrrraceUnderfire
Peculiar things happen if you translate a story from English to French to Lithuanian to Chinese to Scots Gaelic to Malagasy to Turkish to Xhosa to Esperanto to Persian to Maori��� and then back to English.
Words: 188, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
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