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Magdalena is expecting! Lindon is thrilled.

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Keira gives birth to twins Carl and Nate Porter.

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It's an unconventional relationship, but living apart seems to work for the newlyweds.

Goddammit, Janet!

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Return of the subject confusion.

"Hey, aren't you the head of the German department?"

"I'm not even part of the German department!"

I love how none of my colleagues know what my second subject is, except that it qualifies me to teach elementary school-level social sciences and biology.

Colleague 1: ...and I'm not sure what happened here, but the plant's mostly dead.

Me: I might be able to fix this. If I remember correctly, this plant has bulbs. Might be able to save one of those and regrow them.

Colleague 1: I always forget you're a biologist.

Me: I'm really not.

Colleague 2: Hey, didn't you study early childhood development?

Me: NO?!

Colleague 3: Could you do the introduction to cartography in Year 4? I've got no clue how any of this works.

Me: Sure, I did some cartography at university.

Colleague 3: Great! (to headmaster) See, I knew it would be good to have a geographer on staff.

Headmaster: You know she teaches history, right?

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Melanie is pregnant! And has a rough pregnancy. Sorry, dear.

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Benedict and Thelma get married. Thelma's going to continue living with her sister, though. There just isn't enough space at Benedict's place.

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Benedict discovers he's about to become a father. He's ecstatic! (His LTW is to have a successful lineage...)

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The burglar. This time, he burgles Benedict's place. Can't say he doesn't deserve it, but what is there to steal in a fire lookout tower?

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Greylings after a year...

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Lindon and Magdalena tie the knot!

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Keira is pregnant! The father is Benedict Keating, obviously.

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A burglar visits the Howells. He steals both of their cars, a bookcase and both sofas!

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Magdalena decides to give matrimony another try. Success!

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hope you’re having a lovely day! wcif thelma’s hair with the bandanna? it looks so maxis match, I adore it! ❤️

Hi, the hair is by @gryning here. They've also got a bunch of other super maxis match hair, it's worth checking it out!

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If one Ingram sister refuses to marry Benedict, maybe the other one will...

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Goddammit, Norma!

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Kestrel has her birthday.