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I GOT HIM ON MY MAIN I FINALLY HAVE A WIND UNIT (ignore baldie down there i refuse to build him for stealing my E1 dr ratio from me hes going in benched jail)

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is.. is that.... WAKA SAMA!?!!??!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

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my wife made me go to pity, lose a 50/50 and pull a bunch more i think she's mad at me so i'm gonna kms. did she not like the relics i got for her or smth??? was it because i forgot to do my pulls in the bathroom on the astral express and was on the luofu instead?? i think thats it actually...

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Professor Anaxagoras has come home on my Erudition Only account! I called him Anaxa so I was punished with a Bailu but now I have a guarantee for his E2

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do you think this will be enough to E6 dr ratio /j

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these three are incomprehensible

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wow i use sunday a lot... (acheron is there because i sometimes use friends acheron when farming btw)

my most used and first limited 5 star character and this is what his traces look like 💔 this is honestly disgusting i need to max his talents im so sorry for this atrocity

THIRTY-EIGHT IN PENACONY????

i don't even remember hitting that much damage bro.. hoyo needs to add number separators or something like i can't count all those numbers in a the two seconds its on my screen 💀

MADAME HERTA IS PEERLESS GEM MADAME IS AN UNRIVALED GENIUS MADAME HERTA IS AN INIMITABLE BEAUTY!!!

this along with the aventurine and topaz comments made me so unbelievably happy i cant doctor please come home on your rerun and let me E6 you or just bring an off banner gallagher with you if not i have a bunch of pulls please doctor

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WAIT so im listening to this absolutley peak albedo playlist on youtube that has voice lines right? swan lake is playing and albedo's voice line about how if there ever come a day where he loses control and tries to destroy mondstadt if we could stop him.... what if this next patch is literally THAT? us returning to mondstadt because kaeya, since he's standing with us and paimon in the banner, caught up to us in natlan before we head out to nod krai and informs us about the situation in mondstadt that albedo's trying to destroy mondstadt and the knights of favonius need our assistance to stop him... why would he have such a lore foreshadowing ass voice line otherwise and we get new mondstadt lore with albedo being important close to us leaving natlan otherwise!!!

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LETS FUCKING GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WE ARE SO GOING HOME BABY MONDSTADT MY BELOVED IN GAME HOME SWEET HOME I CAN ALREADY SMELL THE DANDELIONS AND CECILIAS IN THE AIR THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE

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madame herta is just like me fr!!!

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soon... very soon.......

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shout out to dr veritas ratio for curing my gambling addiction by simply existing and getting his rerun he's such a hero

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INVESTING IN VICTORY WE'VE BEEN PLAYING THE LONG GAME !!!! 🗣🗣🗣

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i'm still shocked over the fact that i predicted dr ratio rerunning with anaxa in a joking comment i made after seeing anaxa's drip marketing months back.

for my next prediction i predict that dr ratio will show up in amphoreus after aquilla's coreflame is retrieved and the amphoreus people are able to leave and outsiders are able to enter without getting shot down like a person naruto running into area 51.

also i predict we'll unlock the path of erudition at some point in amphoreus since one of its paths is the erudition

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so anyways im starting two P5R x HSR AU's because im so very normal about these games i promise

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now i can get behind and understand anaxa being a feeble scholar

but whenever i hear alhaitham calling himself a feeble scholar i start seething with rage and seeing red. like mother fucker your ass is NOT a feeble scholar. I, with my 103 pound can see my fucking ribcage though my skin anemic nerdy ass noodle arms that get randoms pains for no reason if i dont eat in summer and am in sunlight i straight up faint like a victorian maiden ass, would count as a 'feeble' scholar NOT you alhaitham

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EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE [[poor unfortunate soul 1989]]