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I don’t think it’s the best idea to tag April 2012 to April slander because some people really like her. Imma stop doing that

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Love this blog so fucking much, hope u have a good day

Thank you friend!

I hope you do too :D

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I want to set Rise April as my pfp but people might think I’m slandering HER and not 2012 April

God she’s so pretty :>

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Raph: Stay away from my brother and Casey! You're not good enough for them! This is your last warning cheater...

April rn:

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why do you hate women

Not liking a female character means I hate women?

Imma need you to explain ???

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What are your thoughts on rise April

She is gorgeous and a true girlboss I love her so much!!!

I’m not saying she’s written perfectly but she is one of the best Aprils in the entire franchise

(In my opinion)

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mutant mayhem was great but unfortunately it does contain flashing without a warning. if you’re planning on seeing it, the flashing starts in the scene where the turtles are in cynthia utrom’s lab and continues in the fight in superfly’s lair, i unfortunately don’t have timestamps though. feel free to share to spread the word for those who are planning on seeing the movie but may be harmed by flashing lights

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me when i hate women

Women are beautiful creatures and I adore their existence

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Ya’ll are gonna hate me but I didn’t really like mutant mayhem’s April that much

And I’m sure you’ll say “look at your username you can’t talk” but I was genuinely exited for this new April but I feel like she just does what the plot needs her to do. If they need her to be the love interest, she’s the love interest, if they need her to be the third act breakup, she’s the third act breakup

And when she does show her personality she’s blunt and almost talks down to the turtles in a way

She ruins the vibe the brothers have with each other. Rise April would have joined in on the hype this one just kinda sticks around and awkwardly watches

Anyone else feel this way?

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Gay people are cannon in the Mutant Mayhem universe!

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Gay people are cannon in the Mutant Mayhem universe!

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Y/N: Guys, in case you’ve already forgotten, April O’Neil is the worst.

[knocking on door]

Y/N: And that’s not just jealousy talking, I’d say that to her face.

April: I need your help.

Y/N: You’re the worst. [shuts door in her face]

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Going on anon because I’m scared April will see this post and kill me

She is real and we are in a toxic relationship

What?

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Donnie was a huge creep towards April. Honestly, I’d feel bad for her…

If she didn’t lead him on! Like bitch, wtf?! He’s being super creepy, don’t egg him on! You’re making things worse for both of you!

Fucking dumbass bitch!

Slay speech !!!

But I think Donnie’s behavior was understandable, I’m not saying it was in the right but the only reason I give him a pass is because he’s never talked to girls because he was raised in poop his whole life

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The show would have been a masterpiece without her >:/

I was thinking of rewatching the 2012 show to try and fill some of the Rottmnt void but…the hate I have for April is so strong idk if I can get through it

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I don’t know you but I respect you so much

2012 TMNT April can go jump off a fucking cliff.

I hate her with a passion. She was ok in season 1, but after that she became a total Mary Sue. The only difference was that she was also a FUCKING BITCH.

She is so damn selfish and plays with the boys’ feelings. You know who I’m talking about. Poor Donnie and Casey.

But Donnie had it worse. When he was finally ready to move on from April, she fucking kissed him. She KISSED HIM!

Donnie was almost free of her toxicity but April couldn’t stand the thought of having a boy not hopelessly chase after her.

She is such a fucking bitch and I absolutely despise her.

Anyway, that’s my rant of the day. Have a nice day/night y’all.

Side note: If you like 2012 April, that’s totally fine too. Everyone’s entitled to their own opinions.

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I’m just gonna leave this here…