Leo: When manga characters literally say "❤" out loud, I wish I could do that.
Mikey: You can! Just put a little love in your voice! Smile even when you're talking on the phone! People will hear it and know!
Raph: Moan.
Donnie: The duality of man.
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Inspired by this post from @incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes
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Mike: Hey, Leo... you look as tired as I feel.
Leo: Yeah, I couldn't get to sleep last night.
Mike: Me, neither, so I stayed up practicing on my drums, instead.
Leo: ...I know.
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Raph: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Raph: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Donnie: Uh... what's up with him?
Mikey: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Raph: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Leo, crying: It's working.
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1987 Leo: What would you say is your life motto?
2012 Leo: Single and ready to mingle.
Rise Leo: Gay and ready to play.
2003 Leo: Bi and ready to die.
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Incorrect TMNT Quote
Leo: So, me and Raph were having an argument the other night-
Raph: Well, actually, we’ve been brothers for eighteen years. We don’t have arguments now.
Leo: We have throw-downs.
Raph: No matter what the topic, we both bring it our everything.
Leo: Because we both know that after years of close calls and two danger-provoking little brothers, neither of us are going anywhere.
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The way Shredder gasps so gayly
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Donnie: How do actors on TV shows exchange longing glances and hold hands and kiss each other for eight seasons straight and not fall in love??
Donnie: April said “Hi” to me and I haven't stopped thinking about her since.
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Me and my buddy as rottmnt brains and brawns duo incorrect quotes:
Donnie: Of course not! I would never just kill someone like that!
Raph: Oh good-
Donnie: I'd be way smarter about it, I mean no offense and all but that is choppy work, hehe choppy.
Raph: Dear god.
Donnie: Oh that's no use, he's not real, I checked.
Raph: Checked??
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Mike: Wanna hear some dark humor?
Raph: Yeah, I love dark humor.
Mike: Alright. *Turns off the lights* Knock knock.
Raph: Turn the damn lights back on.
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Leo: What starts with F and ends with Uck?
Mikey: No it doesn't.
Donnie: Firetruck!
Raph: FUCK!
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Leo: Guys, this is my boyfriend Usagi.
Donnie: Okay, we knew you were gay, but the furry thing was definitely a surprise.
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