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—I’ll settle for the ghost of you…

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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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My fellow Dick Grayson stans, there are people voting against dickroy just because they don't want Dick to win. Need I remind you that DC once removed Dick from their sexiest man contest because they thought he'd sweep and win. But that was unjust because how are you going to crown a sexiest man without actually including all the sexiest candidates? UN. JUST.

And now people are against Dick again just because what? He's too good of a complex character for them to understand? He's that bitch in canon that everyone respects? He's too fucking cool for them to get on board with?

And now they're making dickroy suffer for it? Ha. Hahaha.

No.

Don't let the Dick Grayson haters win. Vote dickroy as a middle finger to them.

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if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

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Many years after the evil overlord was deafeated by the forces of the light, there are whispers rumors that the evil overlord has secretly returned to his citadel. You know immediately it could only be an imposter, as you are in fact the evil overlord, living a peaceful simple life in exile.

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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

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this post is currently common rarity. in 5 minutes though I'm going to edit this post to be shiny, limited edition foil. I'll edit it back to normal one minute later so best of luck getting yourself a shiny copy

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I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i

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The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.

They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.

Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.

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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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can someone please change the fucking prophecy

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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days