The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this.
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Beautiful
“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch
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i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
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Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.
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Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.
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Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
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HEY! YOU!
You’re reading this? Good. I’m creating a fictional bible of sorts for a story I’m writing. The ‘bible’ will be a cornerstone for many parts of the story, the history, and the background. Anyone wanna help make a fake religion?
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Endless Writing Possiblities For “Said”...
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PLEASE DON’T WATCH TRUMP ON SNL TOMORROW
guys i’m not sure if this is gonna get any attention at all but it’s worth shouting into the void: whatever you do, and please spread the word, please please PLEASE don’t watch the donald trump snl tomorrow. nbc is counting on people watching as much out of hate as support and hoping to see an uptick in ratings. it’s a shallow, spineless attempt to use controversy to increase viewership but it has the potential to do lasting damage. as if it wasn’t enough that donald trump is a noted and shamless racist and misogynist (and honestly, if that isn’t enough for you, then what’s wrong with you??) the decision to make trump the host – and not a walk-on role, as with hillary earlier this season – goes against something called the equal time policy. essentially, every presidental hopeful is supposed to get equal time in late night programming. this usually applies to talk shows and the like, but it applies just as strongly here. look, lorne michaels is about as liberal as a multi-millionaire can get. i don’t think he (if he’s even the one who made this decision) is actively endorsing trump by giving him such a platform on his show. but by handing such inequal airtime over to trump for him to spout his sexist, xenophobic bullshit, lorne/snl is giving unfair bias to trump’s idiotic and literally hate-filled ideals. i just find it absolutely abhorrent that nbc thinks it’s okay to let such a vile man – a man whose entire platform subsists of alienating a HUGE percentage of americans – host the show. no ratings boom is worth that in my opinion. i’m going to be protesting, and i hope you do the same. please don’t watch, and please spread the word.
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daily thoughts the signs have
Aries: Lol do they want to fight??
Taurus: This would be so much more fun if I was in bed.
Gemini: Maybe I should've done that differently.
Cancer: wait maybe they hate me
Leo: This motherfucker.
Virgo: Umm teacher you're teaching this lesson wrong what the fuck dO YOU WANT US TO FAIL??
Libra: Aww they are so cute wtf
Scorpio: You're not funny stfu
Sagittarius: I'm so funny why aren't I popular
Capricorn: How can someone be so stupid??
Aquarius: I'm hot and gay and believe in aliens. No wonder everyone loves me.
Pisces: The only reason I'm here is because my parents forced me to be.
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reblog the ANGER BLONDE he is angered… reblog for 100 years or YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY
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im very proud of the 86% who made the right choice
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