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dogthey kris is so important to me
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Here's my some of my dsmpblr iceberg.
1. Big blog versus indie blog discourse (gensrs anger)
2. People make every stream about ctommy discourse
3. People make every fic with ctommy discourse
4. C!Innuon particle posts
5. Changing dsmp quotes to include the word faggot (ex we're the bad guys Tommy to we're the fags tommy)
6. Comparing ctommy and others to inanimate objects
7. French revolution dash board
8. Meow wars
9. Tfsmp liveblogging
10. CBeeduo qpr discourse
Just to name a few :].
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Here's my some of my dsmpblr iceberg.
1. Big blog versus indie blog discourse (gensrs anger)
2. People make every stream about ctommy discourse
3. People make every fic with ctommy discourse
4. C!Innuon particle posts
5. Changing dsmp quotes to include the word faggot (ex we're the bad guys Tommy to we're the fags tommy)
6. Comparing ctommy and others to inanimate objects
7. French revolution dash board
8. Meow wars
9. Tfsmp liveblogging
10. CBeeduo qpr discourse
Just to name a few :].
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tommyinnit is now taking uquizzes that i was taking in class in 2021 instead of paying attention in 9th grade math
#i say this and i sound so insane never distrust the value of a uquiz#the 50/50 chance you get the most evil read of your life will decimate you
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slow down take a nap i’ll catch up to you!!
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i care for you so deeply that i’ll force my own created vessel into existence to fight for you so that you may live to be free
fellas is it inherently selfish of me to wish to save the character i am in control of when all they’d ever want is to be free of me while also considering me playing the game at all is putting them into this situation
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Congrats Dreemurr household for producing the first ever rpg protagonist with species dysmorphia
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speaking of peeing the bed it's been long enough that i can tell this story publicly. in high school i went to a party at some house with no adults, as you sometimes would, and at the end of the night like 10 people all clonked out together in the same bed. fully clothed, one of those teenage moments where you're like wow heehee how rule-breaking, because sure a lot of our parents wouldn't like us sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other teenagers and no adult supervision blah blah. fond memories. anyway.
i'm an extremely light sleeper, so i barely slept, and sometime around 6 am, i woke up to a girl totally panicking, very quietly, because she peed the bed in her sleep. and listen. this wasn't a group of mean kids by any measure. but there's no level of kindness or understanding in the world that will make peeing the bed when you're 17, surrounded by people you only sort of know, a gentle blow.
so i sat up and she was like "oh my god" and I signaled at her to be absolutely silent and I said I'd be right back. And I crawled over everyone and out of the bed like a stupid cat.
and the thing is, by senior year i wasn't getting bullied much anymore. i was generally pretty well liked by my peers, but, if this makes sense, people still didn't always expect very much from me. i was still figuring out how to mask (autistic) and i still often said or did something that made everyone remember i'm weird and they'd just be like "well. that's story for you. i guess." and for the most part i'd become pretty secure in that.
so what i'm saying is i had nothing to lose and this girl had everything to lose.
so i went downstairs and i made tomato soup. and by "made" i mean i put a whole can of tomato soup in a too-small mug and microwaved it until it was lukewarm so as to be convincingly "made" but not so hot to burn someone.
and then i walked back upstairs, and no longer like a cat, i clumsily "attempted" to crawl back into bed, loudly lost my balance, and spilled tomato soup all over the girl and her lap and several other people's laps and heads and the mattress.
everyone woke up confused and anguished and i was like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just got really hungry and it's all i could find."
and everyone immediately accepted with absolutely no further questions that I would go downstairs, make tomato soup at 6 am,and bring it back to bed. everyone just begrudgingly climbed onto the floor and went back to sleep while I put the bedding right into the laundry.
i don't even know this girl's name. i only remembered this story recently because i'm in my hometown for a few months and recently a high school acquaintance said, "hey. do you remember spilling soup on everyone after prom? why did you do that?" and for a moment i genuinely did not and i stared at them completely dumbfounded while the memory loaded and then i started laughing too hard to answer for 2 minutes.
the best part is i can tell this story, and even if it reaches the people who were there, none of them will know which one of them peed the bed. thanks to tomato soup.
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HEY WRITER 🫵
Open up a random writing project you have in the works and add one word
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by far the funniest tiktok i’ve seen in a while
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I'm losing my fucking mind dude look at this.
You are not immune to the seven season wait and the hard sell on a story of loss, commemoration, and regret coming from my little pony. for 22 minutes, these were not characters but people. the man chopping wood knew your dad when he was a teenager. your mom helped the baker lady get a job.
your parents had deep interpersonal lives before you and it left footprints where they walked. my little pony will get you with flashy visuals, amazing songs, but the way they got you attached to two people you never met was introduce them as personally as they could.
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You are not immune to the seven season wait and the hard sell on a story of loss, commemoration, and regret coming from my little pony. for 22 minutes, these were not characters but people. the man chopping wood knew your dad when he was a teenager. your mom helped the baker lady get a job. your parents had deep interpersonal lives before you and it left a crater where they walked.
my little pony will get you with flashy visuals, amazing songs, but the way they got you attached to two ponies you never met was to let you greet them through their entire lives.
#I know this show front to back cover to cover and let me tell you this was their LOCK-IN episode#this is the opposite of a fuck you episode this is a 'Thank You For Everything' episode#mlp:fim#my little pony#my little pony friendship is magic#pear butter#bright mac#the perfect pear
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Anyone else got utterly flashbanged by the episode of Applejack's parents
#a touching story of grief regret and remembering loved ones#<- that sounds like some hallmark shit but i am 100% serious never hear me dogging The Perfect Pear#mlp:fim
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been thinking about when things were better
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What's your thoughts on vegan zombies?
I mean like. The abrupt, tragic loss of one's individual identity, memory, and morality, replaced only by hunger, is kind of like. The principal thing about zombies. In my opinion
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