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More Dialogue Prompts

“You expect me to walk home with you dressed like that.”

“Pickles make anything better. Anything.”

“Please don’t tell me you got arrested again.”

“Sometimes you need to make your sarcasm a little more clear.”

“I wouldn’t do that even if you paid me a million dollars.”

“I must have been an awful person in my past life.”

“You look hot in plaid.”

“Don’t move. I think this room is bugged.”

“It’s positive.”

“I don’t hate you. It’s just that if you were on fire I wouldn’t piss on you to save your life, is all.”

“Oh, God. That’s your “I did something bad” face.“

“This. Never. Happened.”

“Can you please be happy for me for five minutes?”

“Innocent until proven guilty.”

“You’re going to regret this.”

“Frankly, my dear, I do give a damn.”

“Prison was made for people like you.”

“I am the stupidest person alive.”

“You know we can’t do this. I’m your boss, for crying out loud.”

“She has your cheekbones.”

“That wasn’t my fault. That’s on you.”

“Time travel isn’t as it’s portrayed in the movies.”

“Surprise! I’m dumping you!”

“Walk out this door and we’re through.”

“We’re not alone.”

“Swear to me that this meant nothing to you.”

“His last words were a blessing and a curse. Literally.”

“You carry that damn blanket everywhere.”

“For the hundredth time, I am not your babysitter.”

“Old age seems to get the better of us.”

“I wish I could forget I ever met you.”

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how about them single parent!au's??

im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did

i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again

you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby 

we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared

you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married

we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married

our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments

we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)

our children are best friends….yeah

“i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”

you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you

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u know i’ve expressed my love for fake married/fake dating many, many times but like. is anything better. is anything better on this earth. does any trope or genre truly care for us quite like this one. let us reflect on a few of the gifts that fake married/dating consistently gives us:

character a asks “hey, will you pretend to be my date for a week for [convoluted excuse that could easily be solved without a fake relationship]?” character b, fully convinced of the futility of their DEEP AND UNREQUITED LOVE, figures this’ll be a chance to spend time with them and possibly put their feelings to rest. character b is always wrong & it is always amazing.

having to SHARE A LIVING SPACE FOR ARBITRARY FIC REASONS. having to see eachother in their pajamas first thing in the morning, messy haired, drowsy eyed and soft faced. going from “you can have the bathroom first” to brushing their teeth beside eachother and feeling like this closeness has always existed (at the same time, painfully aware that it won’t always). 

related to the last one — “”practicing”” their casual touching so that it’s easier when they’re in public. feeling SWOOPS OF ARDOR AND AGONY when they feel the brush of a hand on their neck, or an arm loop around their waist. don’t you love how fake marrieds/dates are always method actors who must FULLY INHABIT their roles. i love it. i live for it. 

bed sharing. :^) we all pretend we’re bigger than this but we are not. 

“kiss me while everyone’s looking.”

the character who wasn’t aware they were in love (maybe always had been) until the fake relationship is in full swing, realizing they have to sort their feelings out before their time together is up. sometimes they succeed and angst is minimal. most of the time they don’t, really.

telling eachother “i love you” in public and meaning it, heart aching over it, but bELIEVING THE OTHER 2 BE ACTING. my soul is still 15, this garbage still gets me. u don’t get pining better than this.

the days leading up to the end of the arrangement where one of them, still confused and muddy about their Feelings and unsure how to break things off, stiffens to the casual, reflexive touching and puts their walls back up. the other one accepts and respects this as the end of their agreement and squashes back down all the hope they ever had, stuffs it next to the heartbreak they’re ignoring deep in their chest. 

when they realize they’re actually fully and enthusiastically mutual about the way they feel and it’s, like, two parts euphoria and one part agony because they just cannOT BELIEVE, the happiness tears them in two. maybe there are weepy or laughing kisses. i don’t know but i’m usually invested like 2000%. i love fake dating/marrieds. 

I LOVE EM.

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halsey ‘badlands’ starter sentences

CASTLE:       “I’m sick of all these people talking.”      “I’m already choking on my pride.”      “They wanna make me their queen.”      “There’s no use crying about it.”      “I probably shouldn’t be so mean.”      “I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut.” HOLD ME DOWN:      “My demons are begging me to open up my mouth.”      “He told me I was holy.”       “He’s got me on my knees.”      “This is what I live for.”      “Throw me in the deep end and watch me drown.” NEW AMERICANA:      “The city’s ours until fall.”      “We don’t feel like outsiders at all.”      “We know very well who we are.”      “What kind of dough have you been spending?” DRIVE:      “I can never keep my eyes off this.”      “All we do is think about the feelings the we hide.”      “It never felt like home to me.”      “Would it really kill you if we kissed?” HURRICANE:      “He’s got an eye for girls of eighteen.”      “I held him captive by my kiss.”      “I’m a one night stand.”      “I’m the violence in the pouring rain.”      “I reminded myself to keep you far away from me.”       “You could devastate me.” ROMAN HOLIDAY:      “Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?”      “I remember the fear in your eyes.”      “The timing’s never right.” GHOST:      “I’m searching for something that I can’t reach.”      “I don’t like them innocent.”      “You say that you’re no good for me.”      “I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway.”      “I know I’m gonna leave him.” COLORS:      “You’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope.”      “You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece.”      “I’m still waking in the morning, but it’s not with you.” COLORS, PT 2:      “Everything is dripping like a saturated sun.”      “I hope you make it to the day you’re _____ years old.” STRANGE LOVE:      “Everybody wants to know if we fucked in the bathroom sink.”      “But the ending is the same every damn time.”      “They think I’m insane.”      “They think my lover is strange.”      “That’s the beauty of a secret.”      “They can’t believe I made you weak.”       “These days I can’t seem to get along with anyone.” COMING DOWN:      “I found god - I found him in a lover.”      “I found the devil - I found him in a lover.”      “Now we’re lost somewhere in outer space.”      “I’m such a fool for sacrifice.”       “I’ve got a lover and I’m unforgiven.” HAUNTING:      “Keep on haunting me.”       “I was pure as a river.”      “Now I think I’m possessed.”      “I’ve been cold since you left.”      “You’ve got your own mistakes in bed at home.”      “You’ve got a fire inside but your heart’s so cold.”      “I’ve tried to wash you away, but you just won’t leave.” GASOLINE:      “Are you insane like me?”      “You can’t wake up - this is not a dream.”      “I think there’s a flaw in my code.”      “These voices won’t leave me alone.”      “My heart is gold and my hands are cold.” CONTROL:      “I sat alone in bed until morning.”      “I tried to hold these secrets inside me.”      “I’m meaner than my demons.”      “God damn right, you should be scared of me.”       “Who is in control?” YOUNG GOD:      “You know we’re gonna be legends.”      “I know you wanna go to heaven, but you’re human tonight.”      “Do you feel like a young god?”      “My tongue is a weapon.”      “If you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight.” I WALK THE LINE:      “I keep a close eye on this heart of mine.”      “I find myself alone when each day is through.”      “You give me cause for love I can’t hide.”

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i did a quick google search but i'm still kinda confused, could you maybe explain to me what captive prince is about? did you enjoy the story? i might pick it up too, it seems interesting!! thanks so much for taking your time!

HELLO ANON CAPTIVE PRINCE IS A BOOK TRILOGY WRITTEN BY C.S. PACAT AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT

sorry for the initial caps i just!! got really excited but basically it centers around two men, damen and laurent. damen is from the country of akielos but in the midst of a cout/usurption of his father (committed by his own brother, asshole), he gets captured and shipped off to vere to be the personal bedslave to the veretian prince, laurent.

and it goes from there. it’s basically a masterclass in a) relationship development, b) writing political things without drowning your readers in jargon/complicated plots, and c) sex scenes with a good balance of emotion and detail to be sensually engaging.

some trigger warnings, though: there’s underage sex, frank discussion and depiction of rape, and sexual abuse of a child. and that’s just off the top of my head. but it’s handled about as delicately/responsibly as you could hope for, so kudos to pacat. 

they’re easy to find for download but i highly recommend supporting the author and buying them, either as an ebook or in print.

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cute things your otp can do

buy each other flowers

have a cream tea

sing (badly) to old songs to try and cheer the other up

breakfast at tiffany’s in new york

baby animal hugging

have a discussion about something one of them is passionate about

eat macaroons in montemart

dance in the middle of the street 

put post-it notes around the house with compliments to remind each other how beautiful they are

buy each other food(!!)

dance in the rain

did anyone say impulsive road trip?

art museums and comparing each other to masterpieces

jewellery shopping (+ one asking the other if they could imagine it as their engagement ring)

playing with bubble machines 

old school hopscotch

painting each other (+ failing)

“if i get on that motor-bike i’m 500% sure i’ll die”

eating gob-stoppers (+ choking and completely necessary mouth-to-mouth)

giggling at each other

puppies (no action needed)

explore old historic sites

watch old movies

recite old movie romance lines to one another

compliment each other in their native language

teach each other instruments

throwing one another into swimming pools

karoke

couple co-ordinated halloween costumes(!!)

serenading each other

passive aggressive post-it note argument

dressing up as a bunny rabbit for easter

stealing each others bubble gum

selling things just to try and get enough money to see each other

failed magic tricks

las vegas and drunken giggles

“no, don’t eat more sugar.”

balloon animals

cosplaying

bonding over puppies

“i’m going to pretend to be smart to impress you”

bonding over music

old record player (+ bad dancing)

“why are you so tall, stop!”

tandem cycling 

golf carts

star-gazing

“if you die, i’ll kill you”

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fic: make you believe you’re lovely

daiya no a | kuramochi youichi/miyuki kazuya | 1.3k | rated m for non-explicit sex

fifty themes, fifty sentences (give or take), all for kuramiyu.

no31 - home

miyuki steps into the batter’s box, meeting kuramochi’s eyes with a smile full of intent.

all the way from second base, kuramochi grins back. bring me home, captain.

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Or are you just happy to see me? | asadai

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soumakoes -> aromiyuki

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text message starters, part 1/?

[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.

[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.

[MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.

[MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but places…

[MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

[MSG:] THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.

[MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

[MSG:] Can you pick me up? The threeway turned into a twoway while I sit here alone in the corner…

[MSG:] Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.

[MSG:] You know, my friends think I make these stories up…

[MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise.

[MSG:] My cute new neighbor has a cast on his leg. How sad is it that my first thought was, “Hey! This one can’t run away!”.

[MSG:] OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still…

[MSG:] I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.

[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”

[MSG:] He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.

[MSG:] Uh, I almost got the bride to go down on me. I’m the smoothest maid of honor ever.

[MSG:] Somehow a ride to Walgreens turned into a threesome.

[MSG:] Yeah, don’t like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her “the whore that was assigned to live with me.”

[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?

[MSG:] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.

[MSG:] There were containers of weed in the piñata.

[MSG:] So far today I’ve had six shots of tequila, one joint, I’ve hit three parties, made out with two people and been chased by security. It is spring break.

[MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMING “TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP

[MSG:] I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon.

[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…

[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.

[MSG:] I’m actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We’re just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators.

[MSG:] See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.

[MSG:] Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?

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Alright but have you considered

Letter found in an old notebook AU

Road trip across the country and accidentally crossing paths AU

Work at the same shitty restaurant and have all the same shitty shift times AU

Record store AU

basically just like a coffee shop AU but with music

Always getting the same cashier when checking out at Target no matter what day it is AU

1950’s diner AU

GREASER/SOCS AU OH MY GOD

‘What the fuck are you doing it’s midnight why are you playing ‘My Heart Will Go On’ on the piano’ AU

Alternatively, ‘I’m going to lean out the window and sing along until you fucking stop and wonder who else is singing’ AU

Youtubers AU

Found the phone number of an old childhood friend in some box at the back of you closet and decided to call it to see if it still worked AU

‘I live in the apartment below yours and I keep getting your mail this needs to stop dammit’ AU

Going up to the mountains for Christmas and getting stuck at the ski resort bc of bad weather AU

ENGLISH LOVE AFFAIR AU

Going to the fair and rocking the Ferris wheel seat so the person sitting next to you clings to you like a lifeline AU

‘Maybe if we met before the apocalypse I could have loved you properly.’ AU

Walked into the wrong classroom and didn’t realise until halfway through AU

Hugged to wrong person from behind AU

Waved back at someone who wasn’t waving to you in the first place AU

Model who looks and acts really professional at the photo shoot but is actually a huge nerd AU

‘Your cat keeps getting into my house and I don’t even know how would you care to explain’ AU

‘I forgot to do my homework so I’m just going to copy off of you and hope that you didn’t get the answers wrong’ AU

Stole a car with someone sleeping in the back seat [Turns out that the car had already been stolen so basically you just stole a stolen car] AU

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secretly dating aus might be my favourite aus

you look so hot but i can’t go near you with all these people around so i’m just going to send you dirty texts until we get an opportunity to leave without looking suspicious

we were snuggling in our underwear when my roommate came home early from vacation now you have to try and sneak down the fire escape while i distract them with really terrible small talk

we made the mutual decision to go to this party separately and when i arrived there was this asshole flirting with you and i’m trying not to make it obvious i’m seething with jealousy but it’s really difficult

we were fooling around in my car and you accidentally left your sexy underwear in the back seat which one of our friends finds just as we’re about to go on a really long, awkward roadtrip

my friend set me up on a blind date and i can’t really refuse because they think i’ve been single for ages so they think they’re doing me a favour and we have a massive fight about it that ends with us saying “i love you” for the first time

secretly dating aus give me life

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I spent like an hour throwing color on this drawing while listening to random ambient music and wow, that was fun. More color in the future, maybe.

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im so tired

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honestly sometimes i feel bad about not updating this blog more regularly/not queueing shit but y’know it’s mostly for my later ref anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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DOMESTICS or something they kill me