me, locking every single door and window in my house: you’d all be fucking dead if it weren’t for me
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Why Artemis Fowl Fans Are Angry
Book: Butler is an Eurasian man.
Movie: *casts a black man*
Book: Commander Root is a male elf who disapproves of Holly being assigned to his squad because she's female.
Movie: *casts a woman*
Book: Holly Short is an adult elf whose skin is described as nut-brown.
Movie: *casts a white child actress*
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any other fandom ever: I love this show but wish this character wasn’t so problematic
artemis fowl fandom: if disney makes our rich, snobby trash boy a decent human being we will riot
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humans are so weird cause like one day you will feel like taking over the world n the oth er day ur just like pah potato
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humans are so weird cause like one day you will feel like taking over the world n the oth er day ur just like pah potato
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