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Colton Haynes ll Yahoo Style 2015

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I think it's time for me to tell the truth to y'all. The thing is...

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Is there? I mean - what? What the fuck is a slutty nipple?

- But there’s a difference between like..slutty nipple

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Oh my, that's a lot of hashtags. I don't even get the meaning of hashtags yet and i'm in my late twenties.

People who use unnecessary hashtags on Instagram are the most frustrating people. I understand if you want to tag that someone is your man crush Monday or woman crush Wednesday but do you really need to tag everything? Someone on my feed posted a photo of their tavo with their drink and I kid you not the caption read, “Yum! :) #taco #mexicanfood #mexican #mexico #spanish #tacobell #sourcream #extratomatos #mountaindew #doitwithdew” The urge to unfollow them was so strong until I realized they were my cousin. From now on as far as the public knows we’re not related.

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You did that? Oh man, I think that's so cool! Trust me, I would of done the same thing if I was you. If I had to give you points, I would add one thousand points to Emma Stone.

If you want to play it cool when you meet Jennifer Aniston, don’t start singing “I’ll be there for you”. It isn’t as original and impressive as you may believe and the strange look she gave me last night when I’ve done that, confirms it. Minus five points from Emma Stone.

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Did you just say, "Nutella sex"? What the fuck is that?

How does a conversation with my best friend about me packing for New York turns to a conversation about Nutella sex, I will never understand, I swear…

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"Oh, hey. Sorry, I didn't see you there, but nothing much. How about yourself?"

"Whoa. Whats up?"

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I think you should, too. Y'all would do great with that song choice.

I honestly think the girls and I should do a dance to “Gas Pedal”

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It's more than awesome, really. It's fantastic. I can quote that whole movie all day if I have to.

Thank you! Finally someone who can see why it’s super awesome to quote them.. well duh. 

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Indeed I do, mate. It's a pleasure. Are you and the boys traveling right now or staying at one place for awhile?

You really think so? That is lovely to hear.

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Good point. When I'm waiting for a scene on the Arrow set, I either sleep or stuff my face with food. Jackson, huh. I'm guessing you like the bad boys?

It is! What else am I supposed to do whilst waiting for a scene on set? Hard choice…Jackson though by a smidge. 

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No need to thank me, it's my pleasure. I'm Colton, by the way.

Thanks dude, that’s really sweet of you.

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Ugh i've been busy busy busy, but i'll be online tomorrow afternoon before classes, for sure! :3

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Wow, man, you really have a great mom. Welcome to LA!

Landed back in LA and hour ago. Got to my new place and my mom had unpacked everything and left me a beer. This is the life.

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Sure! Sounds like fun. Before we do that, hi, i'm Colton.

anyone wanna go for a drink or something??

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I quote We're The Millers all of the time, so I understand, except for the pregnant part.

As for the tweet a couple of days ago, well I’m not pregnant. I was simply quoting We’re The Millers.. I promise.