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Discipline: Heal Thyself Part 2 is probably the weakest of Steven Page's solo albums, or at a minium the one I like the least. However it does have a jaunty three-minute upbeat number about how therapeutic it would be to get obliterated by an eighteen-wheeler while crossing the street, which pulls the whole thing back up

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Or to put it another way- I think if the zombies can force their way into a nuclear bunker barehanded, over any amount of time, that's a little off. I think if I clear out and move into a bunker the problem should be that I've entombed myself in an impenetrable bunker, not that I've entombed myself and also the zombies can somehow tunnel in through concrete. I get what they're trying to incentivize here, it's just not for me

Have you played 7 Days to Die, and if so what did you think of it?

Watched Youtube playthroughs but never went for it myself. I was compelled by the extent of the Voxel-based world but the seven-day horde cycle, and the associated complete destructibility of all extant structures by the zombies, struck me as something that incentivized a meta-game-based looney-tunes approach to base-building rather than the more naturalistic spin on trying to survive in the open world presented by Project Zomboid.

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Have you played 7 Days to Die, and if so what did you think of it?

Watched Youtube playthroughs but never went for it myself. I was compelled by the extent of the Voxel-based world but the seven-day horde cycle, and the associated complete destructibility of all extant structures by the zombies, struck me as something that incentivized a meta-game-based looney-tunes approach to base-building rather than the more naturalistic spin on trying to survive in the open world presented by Project Zomboid.

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Crazy how mermaids are canonical in the Parahumans-verse but we never got to see any

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@tiffany-loves-broadway

You are a young Chumash tribesman in the 15th century, in what is now Southern California. You have heard stories of strange creatures living in the hills, and have decided to investigate yourself. After a long journey through a dark cave, you encounter one. He has the body of a man, but the head of a beast. He is as thin and immaterial as stretched deer-hide, but moves with frightening speed and grace. He calls himself a 'tu'un' from 'tu'untaoun' and offers you a handshake. Upon accepting, 10,000 volts of electricity course through your body, killing you instantly.

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You cannot kill me in a way that matters. You can, however, hurt me to extents previously unrecorded. Direct result of that first thing, hand in hand, double edged sword. Neverending pain and without the cute little escape hatch of me turning out to be a masochist or whatever so you don't have to feel bad about it. One time they carpet bombed me so much that my nervous system wound up spread over an area the size of an American football field. Everything still hooked up, somehow. Pain receptors firing on all goddamn cylinders. And before they finished scraping me up all the way? It started snowing. 24 inches and a spring thaw that dragged out for months

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The Reckoners Trilogy would be so good if it was good

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dishevelled middle-aged mad scientists can be something that is so special <3

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I want to do a series of polls, and for this I need information. Reblog if you consider yourself a part of wormblr.

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The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence is tinkering with a relationship advice column where spineless, luckless unfortunates will write in with their personal problems and receive guidance on concrete, direct, high velocity resolutions to the messiness of the human condition

The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence has released its latest set of policy proposals for easing traffic congestion on American roadways

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The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence is cooking up some fun new ideas about the Tax Code

The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence has released its latest set of policy proposals for easing traffic congestion on American roadways

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The Center for the Propagation of Infinite Omnidirectional Violence has released its latest set of policy proposals for easing traffic congestion on American roadways

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This is your daily reminder- It is NEVER too late to start! You are ALWAYS LEARNING! You can ALWAYS PICK UP NEW SKILLS! You are ALWAYS IMPROVING! Up until the moment that you DIE, at which point your accumulated knowledge is WIPED AWAY IN A SINGLE INSTANT as your consciousness is CONSIGNED TO THE OBLIVION THAT CLAIMS US ALL! Which can happen at ANY TIME! And after which point it will VERY MUCH BE TOO LATE, and you'd be wondering what all that work and learning AMOUNTED TO, or you WOULD, if you hadn't been CONSIGNED. And in the best case scenario where you live a super long time, there's this TEN YEAR WINDOW OR SO BEFORE THE BIG FINISH where you can pretty acutely FEEL THE TRAP BEGINNING TO CLOSE, THE WASTED POTENTIAL OF YOUR YOUTH APPARENT IN EVERY ACHE AND PAIN AND MINUTE INFIRMITY! REFUSING you YOUR DELUSIONS OF A LIFE WELL SPENT! SO REALISTICALLY YOU'VE GOT, AND WE'RE HIGHBALLING HERE, MAYBE 50 TO 60 GOOD YEARS IN WHICH IT ISN'T TOO LATE TO START! 59! 58! 57! AND YOU'RE STILL ON TUMBLR TO READ THIS, SO ACTUALLY LET'S DO SOME NAPKIN MATH-

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Does anybody want to explain to me why Vandal Savage currently appears to be Police Commissioner of Gotham City

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Surprise!

My take on interlude 11h from Worm.

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