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Me: I need to visit Jel, my virtual goth boyfriend!

My irl goth boyfriend: 😐😐😐

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"most palia players prefer partying" factoid actualy just statistical error. average palia player barely groups up. Gamers Georg, who spams parties to increase money/loot/exp, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I will always be a Jel truther--my goth heart demands it 🦇🪡

However, I regret waiting so long to romance Reth. He has the best written romance by far. It's not even close. I freaking love this kid, and I regret romancing Hassian first.

Sorry Hassian and my Hassian girlies(gn), but I was immediately put off by the quest where he got mad at you for visiting and made you research traditions (that no one else follows?) at the library to continue the relationship. Like, grow tf up and tell me what you want. I'm too old for this shit. I stuck it out for the rewards, but I was thoroughly unimpressed.

Hassian also still greets me by saying, "I have a feeling you won't leave until you've spoken" or some variation of "Make it quick."

Like ok, fuck you too?? Level 4 romance means nothing? Fuck you and your pin. I lost interest a long ass time ago. I love the "angery but not for u" trope, but I don't feel like his "not for u" attitude is good enough to make up for it. He just seems childish and manipulative

Anyway, these are just my thoughts. I understand and respect those who are into him, but he's not for me, besties

Jel and Reth for life 🪡🍜

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Zeki from Palia

the cutest little guy who single-handedly runs the black market 🫶🏻

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Don't talk to me or my son or my son's son ever again

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Opinions No One Asked For™️: Palia NPC UPDATE

After playing for 8+ months....

Auni: Still love this kid. No notes.

Ashura: A few mixed feelings. Still dad vibes

Badruu: So wholesome. Ultimate dad. I want to be his bff

Caleri: Yes. We have tea weekly to discuss the tea ☕️

Chayne: Still very chill and wholesome, but I haven't interacted with him at all since maxing his friendship

Delaila: Still love her. I'm her number one Jam Fan

Einar: Adorable and wholesome as always. He really grew on me

Elouisa: My paranormal pal. My bestie. Love love LOVE her

Eshe: She's still the worst. I wish she would teach me everything she knows 🤩

Hassian: He was really growing on me. Then I romanced him. Almost immediately got over him. Maybe I'm just too old for that lack-of-communication shit 😅

Hekla: Yeah no. She weirds me out. I do not like talking to her. She's one of the few NPCs with whom I have not maxed out friendship. She just makes me uncomfortable tbh

Hodari: I still get it. He's still not for me 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jel: My beloved pixilated husband 😍 Still obsessed with his dramatic ass. Our wedding when 👀

Jina: I wanted to love her so bad. I'm a PhD student. I get the curiosity and the academic motivation. I love it! But girl, the imposter syndrome is taking over and I have enough of that in my own irl life. I feel like her consistent lack of confidence is also dragging me down

Kenji: I maxed out the friendship and have not thought of him since lmao

Kenyatta: Yeah, she's cool. Loving that she found a Path that she's passionate about. She'll be fantastic at whatever she chooses to focus on

Nai'O: Wholesome, but I maxed out his friendship and haven't thought about him much since then 😭

Najuma: She's cool af. Still want to be her cool older sister/cool aunt

Reth: Should've romanced him instead of Hassian. That's all I have to say

Sifuu: Yes. Still love her. I wish I could romance her instead of her son

Tamala: Still sorry, but the more I talk to her, the less I like her. She just makes me uncomfortable 😬

Tish: Still think she's lovely. Need a break from the constant, incessant positivity every once in a while

Zeki: My beloved Crime Cat. Love him more every day. Currently my #1 pick for my Shepp and it isn't even close

New!

Subira: At first I was like, come back with a warrant~~ but she's not so bad. Still not ratting out Zeki tho

Opinions No One Asked For™️: Palia NPC Edition

Auni: I love this kid. I want him to think of me as a cool older sister or cool aunt. I bring him bugs every chance I get

Ashura: I want him to be my dad. Genuinely love him. Serious contender to be my Shepp

Badruu: He really turned the puns up to 11. I love him. Also want him to be my dad. And possibly my Shepp

Caleri: I wasn't too sure about her, but after getting to know her, I feel like we have quite a few similarities. Definitely want to be her friend. Could she be my Shepp? 👀

Chayne: I find him so calming. He also feels dad-like to me. 100% want him as a support figure/father figure regardless of who I choose as my Shepp

Delaila: Love talking to her. Really want to get to know her better at this point (but 100% want her to win all the prizes at farmers markets/festivals)

Einar: Absolutely adorable and I love him. Only platonically tho. I will give him as many Gils and shiny rocks as he wants

Elouisa: I wasn't sure at first, but I LOVE her unhinged theories. I want to be her best friend. I will investigate all the paranormal things with her. Contender for my Shepp. Girl let's go ghost hunting

Eshe: So snobby. So bougie. So bitchy. I wish she could be my Shepp 😫 (if only because it would be entertaining)

Hassian: First impressions? What an asshole. After some time, I am...intrigued. I want to figure him out. I want to know why he is the way he is. Also fucking love Tau, the gooodest boi

Hekla: Honestly... she freaked me out a little for a long time. I'm slowly coming around though

Hodari: Listen, I get it. I see where you all are coming from. But man's just not my type 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jel: Oh Jel, my beloved. I'm not exactly subtle about it. This man is my husband. Sad, skinny, pathetic, dramatic, goth guys are My Type™️. Would marry him like, yesterday 🥀😫🪡🖤😍

Jina: At first I wasn't sure, but the more I talk to her, I'm like, "Jina, my bestie." I'm a PhD student. I feel you. Also, WOMEN IN STEM, HELL YEAH!!!! I have a feeling we're gonna be great friends

Kenji: Not a fan of your extremely privileged life ("Have you tried inheriting property?" 😐😐😐) or the invasive chapaa situation... but I also don't dislike him as much as I thought. I feel like he's playing a role he doesn't really want to, but still enjoying/expecting the high life for little to no effort

Kenyatta: She should be my best friend. I was put off at first, but she is the coolest. I see quite a few aspects of myself in her

Nai'O: I feel like he's the sweetest boi ever. I'm both like, "He deserves better than Kenyatta" and "Kenyatta is good for him." Perhaps the most wholesome NPC

Najuma: I also want to be the cool older sister and/or cool aunt that she never had. This kid is a badass and smart as hell. I wish my friendship with her was better already

Reth: This man. I love him. I'm not sure if it's platonic or romantic yet. All I know is he's one of my favourite NPCs to talk to. He's funny, he's flirty, he's got a Tragic Backstory™️. I'm here for this soup boi whether he wants it or not

Sifuu: Two words: Bad. Ass. It's a crime that we can't romance her. I really want to ask her to be my Shepp, but I'm not sure it's a good fit

Tamala: I'm sorry, Tamala besties, but I just don't like her 😭 I really wanted to like her so bad, but her aggressive flirting paired with her unwillingness to consider me a friend/equal just rubs me the wrong way

Tish: Absolutely beautiful person. I want to be her bffl. That is all

Zeki: Crime Cat, my beloved. He is the most entertaining Shepp option (imo). He's got an eye patch, a gold tooth, and shady practices. I find him amusing. I want him to like me. Share his (dubiously acquired) riches with me. Please accept me into the black market. I won't tell, but I can't promise I'll participate (I probably will 👀)

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Update

I'm so over him. I'm almost to level 4 romance and it has been a struggle. He got mad that I visited his grove at night, didn't tell me why, and then made me research it at the library? Hell nah. I'd leave his ass so fast. I've been suffering through this to get his portrait tbh

I absolutely get the "rude to everyone, but secretly soft once you get to know him" vibe. But Hassian really put me off almost immediately. Sorry 😅

I was so certain that I was going to romance Reth next, but I think Hassian is getting to me 🫣

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I don't think I have enough followers to warrant sharing an ask game 😅😅

So I'm going to answer a couple from my previous reblog to (hopefully) get things started 😬

☕️ fave hot drink: coffeeeeee or mulled wine

😇 blorbo in Palia: Jel 100%

👥 otp: Badruu and Delaila are my Palia OTP. I want them to adopt me

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✨️ask game✨️

random emoji-based questions to sate your curiosity

personal

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Hi Palians! I recently started playing this game and just had to HAD TO made my own npc.

I also tired to do it as close to the official art style as possible. hope you like it! Thanks!

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Palia NPCs as Troubled Birds: Part 3

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Palia NPCs as Troubled Birds: Part 2

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Palia NPCs as Troubled Birds: Part 1

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I love how elouisa uses salutations instead of the normal "dear ____" everyone else uses

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Selfie with my first plushie 🎉🎉

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