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Chapter 1: The Captured uWu Cat Boy
Our protagonist, a gentle and innocent cat boy with a personality to match, is captured by a group of savages from a warring faction. They plan to sacrifice him to the old gods of chaos and formlessness as an offering.
"The uWu Cat Boy's Ordeal"- Alternate plot line: The uWu cat boy is captured while on a mission to find a rare herb to cure his sick sister. Secondary characters of interest: The uWu cat boy's sister, the leader of the warring faction that captures him.
Chapter 2: The Sacrifice
The uWu cat boy is brought before the altar, and the savages prepare to carry out the sacrifice. As they raise their knives, the cat boy looks up at the hulking, muscled man in charge with big, brown, innocent eyes.
“The Savage's Dilemma"- Alternate plot line: The uWu cat boy's captors are actually a group of rebels fighting against the oppressive government, and the sacrifice is a ploy to gain favor with the gods and win the war. Secondary characters of interest: The leader of the rebel group, the old gods of chaos and formlessness.
Chapter 3: The Vision
The savage is taken aback by the cat boy's gaze, and has a vision of his own death and the ruin that it would bring. He decides to take the cat boy away from the altar and to safety instead, much to the dismay of the other members of the warring faction who do not agree with the savage's sexuality.
The Savage's Change of Heart"- Alternate plot line: The savage has been secretly in love with the uWu cat boy for years, and the vision is just an excuse to save him.- Secondary characters of interest: The other members of the warring faction who do not agree with the savage's sexuality.
Chapter 4: Healing and Growth
Despite the backlash he faces, the savage nurses the cat boy back to health, and as they spend more time together, their relationship grows and deepens. The savage becomes more gentle and kind, and starts to shed his rough exterior.
The Unexpected Romance"- Alternate plot line: The savage's tribe is invaded by a rival group, and the uWu cat boy and the savage must work together to defend their home and loved ones. Secondary characters of interest: Members of the rival group, the uWu cat boy's family.
Chapter 5: The Shy Bard
A shy bard with a reputation for having a large sex organ comes to town and begins to interfere in the relationship between the uWu cat boy and the savage. The bard is drawn to the cat boy's innocence and beauty, and tries to woo him away from the savage.
Chapter 6: The Proper Gentleman
Despite the interference of the bard, the relationship between the uWu cat boy and the savage remains strong. Through his relationship with the cat boy, the savage is transformed into a proper gentleman. The two continue to grow and learn from each other, and the cat boy helps the savage to see the world in a new light. Despite the challenges they face, they are able to find happiness and love together.
Chapter 7: The Hostage Situation
Just when things seem to be going well for the uWu cat boy and the used-to-be savage, the cat boy is taken hostage by an all male, exclusively homosexual warring faction. The savage, determined to reclaim his beloved cat boy before his innocence is spoiled by the other faction, comes up with a creative plan to rescue him. He disguises himself as a member of the other faction and infiltrates their stronghold, sneaking past their guards and rescuing the cat boy in the dead of night. The two escape together and return home, grateful to be reunited and safe.
Chapter 8: Proving Love and Masculinity
Upon returning home, the used-to-be savage faces backlash from his own tribe for his love for the uWu cat boy. Determined to prove his love and masculinity, he challenges the strongest member of the tribe to a duel. Despite being at a disadvantage, he emerges victorious, earning the respect and acceptance of his tribe. The couple is finally able to live happily together, with the only potential threat being a shadow tribe member who hates them with a burning passion. However, the couple remains strong and united, ready to face any challenges that may come their way.
if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little
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Don't worry, the robots aren't taking over just yet! But seriously, it's natural to have concerns about the potential impacts of artificial intelligence, especially as it becomes more advanced and sophisticated. However, it's important to remember that AI is ultimately just a tool, and it is up to humans to determine how it is used and developed. While it's true that AI has the potential to revolutionize many aspects of society, it is unlikely to develop true sentience or the ability to take over the world. Instead, it is likely to continue to be used as a tool to assist and augment human capabilities, rather than replacing them. In the end, it is up to us as a society to ensure that AI is used ethically and responsibly, and to ensure that its development and deployment serves the greater good.
If you’re worried about AI taking over the world, you should know that at the moment the advanced chatbot ChatGPT that is freaking everyone out thinks that 8 + 5 = 15.
But hey, at least it apologized.
(To be fair, it really is remarkable technology, but I’ve found many examples of it just making stuff up. So use with caution… just as you would a Google search. :) )
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