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edgar valden. i’d fight him behind an 1800s arbys

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        Pros and cons of dating Edgar ;

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐬:

He can paint you i guess-

Secretly, he is your number one fan, but no one will ever know that bc he spends his time calling you a fool

Doesn´t know anything of the real world but if you got sick, he would call you a dumb cretin and make you the most disgusting chicken soup ever---- but he will get very worried

He will teach you how to paint ! that´s actually a nice tip tbh

You will learn new fancy vocabulary with him

He comes from a rich family so he can provide financially.

???

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬

Will call you out for being an uncultured swine

will probably bully you all the time and call you “petnames”-- like gorilla, barbarian, buffoon. uncultured swine-

Is prone to snapping out. Angy painter.

can get jealous and will snap his paintbrush in half out of jealousy

can´t reach high shelves for you, sorry :/

Can´t cut an avocado properly.

Doesn´t know how to cook nor do any sort of domestic things.

Very picky with affection in public. 

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@tenkoseiensei​ replied ;  u can talk about art with me <3

       ❝ With you? Don´t make me laugh! it would be far more productive to talk to a wall than to you. ❞

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           It´s a tough life....being surrounded by these uncultured swines

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artificile​:

          staring contest ?   staring contest .

         Jeez....What´s wrong with those dull empty eyes of hers ?? Reminds him of those depressing paintings artist love painting.....That´s the word-- depressing.

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@artificile​ replied ;  sasuga valden-sensei ne 👏

          Hakuno can only feel that stare melting her eyes

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Waifu Level

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@oletuslured​​ 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 ; “ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “ | from Tracy!

         ❝ Ilegal? It´s my own blood, and i haven´t heard of any ridiculous laws that forbid me of using it on my paintings- ❞ He answered with a frown over the question brought upon his work as he shifted his gaze from his painting to now the mechanic. Why did people always have to speak about things they didn´t know !? He was injured and he lacked any sort of pigments to do his paintings, so he saw no harm in using his own blood to temporarily replace the paint used. 

❝ If it weren´t for me using this as a distraction, you would have already been sent flying in the air by that rocket chair  ❞

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@artificile​​ 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 ; valden-sensei, if you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years because of the shock of being called pengar valguin. we're trying a new technique. we don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. please wake up

           𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧....? he couldn´t exactly remember the last time he had been fully awake... Dreams always felt so real sometimes that it was hard to distinguish them from reality. How could he know if this was all still part of his dream or if it was reality? there was no clear answer, at least, not until a....familiar monotonous voice made its appearance inside his head.

20 years.... Has it truly been that long? it all felt like a fleeting dream, a fast blurried memory, a--

His thoughts were now interrupted as he heard those cursed words.... “Pengar Valguin” and like a thunder striking his body, he ABRUPTLY woke up with a scream from his numb state just like one wakes up from a terrible nightmare, and with eyes wide open, he could utter only one thing under his breath;

           ❝ HAKUNO KISHINAMI. ❞

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          𝑷𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑪. He could simply not stand the sight of someone so incompetent trying (and failing) to chop an avocado in half, and it is his own impatience that drives him to snatch the avocado away from her flimsy hands to now hold it on his own. Clicking his tongue in annoyance, Edgar takes hold of the knife left over the table and decides to teach the poor soul standing right next to him just how one was supposed to chop an avocado.

❝ You aren´t cutting a potato you ignorant! you need more strenght to cut an avocado in half! ❞ Little did Hakuno know that in reality, Edgar also did not know how to cut an avocado either━ he just believed he was right on his ways and that was simply enough for him, and it was in that way that he proceeded to apply all the force his F rank strenght allowed him to cut the thing ━ exactly in half....entirely..... with seed included.

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@tenkoseiensei​​ 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 ; (turns into althur) 'YOUR PENCILS. HAND THEM OVER-'

          “SILENCE...!!” As if he would hand over his expensive pencils to this gorilla !!

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              ━ 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 & 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐯 ; 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 / 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒

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gold

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                He heard there is another artist in the manor so he is now making 5 more paintings out of pure spite.

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Sweden/Stockholm/National Museum - 2020