Alright fellas Let’s settle this once and for all. Vigilante is eight-hundred-percent the loving child of the Amazing Garfield Spider-Man and Wade Ryan Reynolds Wilson.
Just in case a timelord would kindly take me back to Musketeers time
The Musketeers: Sword Analysis
In this post I will attempt to analyse the swords Athos, Porthos, Aramis and d’Artagnan use in the first season. Mainly what sort of swords are they and what they tell of the characters’ backgrounds and how they might correlate with their personalities.
Before I get into proper analysis I need to clarify the basic terms that I will be using. I will mostly be discussing the hilts as they’re the most telling and diverse parts of the swords. Underneath is a diagram of a swept-hilt rapier, the type of sword that almost all characters in the show use.
As this is going to be a long post with several images I’ll be putting the rest under cut.
Oh Legolas, such a fine young fella. what about him? He didn't tell you? don't worry hes eloped with my son. no not one of the twins, you know him, the Strider one, hes nice I'm sure you'll like him
granted i havent read lotr since i was 13 but the way legolas joins the fellowship always cracks me up, like hes literally a prince but they sent him as a messenger to basically tell the council like "whoopsiedoodles we fucked up and gollum is gone, that's what you get for entrusting him to the party elves of mirkwood you know how we get" and he feels SO bad he joins this super deadly quest like imagine you're thranduil and you're like "hey son can you go to elrond's house and tell him we fucked up royally" and your son is like sure pops can do but then you don't hear from him for like two months so you call elrond like hey e-dog what's good have you seen my son. and elrond is like. well i dont know how to tell you this but he went on a homoerotic voyage to the most dangerous place on earth. id be so mad