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[asexual-snowman]

hey asexual-snowman nice to meet you, i was comehere for save public aus because you first guy who post about au called Outerouter, I would ask something If I could have full ownership with it? I have good idea if you don't mind

nah. 14 year old me was a genius. Can't wait to draw it on my main account because I'm deactivating this one soon.

[asexual-snowman]

heya im sorry for bothering you but i wanna know if you still want to use the outerouter au or are you giving it away bc i made a outerouter stack that is pretty much based on yours but stacked 2x to 10x space: 1 to 5x, galxay 6 to 9x and cluster is 10x https://www.deviantart.com/revertswapswap/art/Outerouter-Fanon-Stack-1161758386 (i hope you are giving it away bc i can take good care of it)

I'm not giving it away because the glass jars filled with the ashes of all our favorite characters such as Ashaton and Ashes!

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guys I'm stupid. Don't make the same mistakes I did. It's actually

Frosty WinterBUMPER

Memo (no s canonically) Rojas Jr

Flash Nilsson (no Jan)

And if you wanna get into semantics there are also:

Pyotr Racinov AND Checo Pérez.

I don't know why, but one day I decided to memorise all the WGP racers names.

This was just something I made a goal.

I just remember this fact everytime I need all their names👇

There are 11 of them, even though there are 12 spots in the mf races in cars 2.

(I repeated each of their names twenty times every day💀)

[asexual-snowman]

Guess who's alive yall.

[asexual-snowman]

Sorry buckaroo. Starscream is about to yee his last haw.

listen, buddy,

[asexual-snowman]

I strive to be like Rodimus and have a god smite me with lightning.

Honestly this is an approach to theology I can get behind. 

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So I was just... vibing and telling my friend about the Tumblr post telling the story of a child that had yelled "Circumcise me, Captain!" And apparently one of my classmates got so mad about me just mentioning circumcision that he rented to his friends about how inappropriate I was for going into detail and talking about circumcision when bruhh... I just mentioned it and immediately went into something else. What are you on about, man? 💀💀💀

[asexual-snowman]

Drew Mighty again after a few weeks of not doing so.

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Literally spent 3 hours reading the fic yesterday then saw this just today and was like "Huh?? They read it too?" Then saw your caption.

I know this is kind of out of the blue, but I made a bunch of crappy memes for Say Anything! Please enjoy!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go write the next chapter...

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HERE IS A BOI. I LOVE HIM. HE IS MY FAVOURITE.

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How dare the account I have posted almost exclusively Undertale on be associated with Undertale?

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I think I am more disappointed in myself for letting my monkey brain get into this

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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I GET THEY BANNING MINETA BUT WHO IS LEAH???

A Growing List of Banned Tags

This is my second go at making this blog. The first time, I got shadowbanned immediately for writing a post with these words on it, so I’m going to have to link to a google doc instead.

You can find my current list HERE

If you’d like to contribute tags you’ve found, please send it via an ask or submission so I can double check and add it to the list.

EDIT: It appears a good number of these still work on desktop, but they don’t work on mobile.

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sometimes I wish I didn’t, but I keep my head up

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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I'm alive. I know, shocking. I have apparently figured out that I have a special interest in Cars 2. So here I go with ships and head canons.

My ships consist of:

Raoul Çaroule and Rip Clutchgoneski.

These two are 100% traumatized from the race in Porto Corsa, Italy. They decided to shoo people away and basically they had their first date after the race in London. Bet Nigel showed them some of the best places he knew of just to get one of them to fess up to the other. Raoul definitely tries to make sure Rip knows how great he is and definitely performs for him. I bet they sing together too.

Nigel Gearsley and Carla Veloso:

They definitely had a double date with Raoul and Rip. These two took a long drive together after the Radiator Springs Grand Prix. They also 100% ate together and went on a date. Nigel tries to show off to Carla but Brazil always has better spots anyways. That and Nigel definitely tries to learning Brazilian recipes to make her happy.

Lewis Hamilton and Jeff Gorvette:

Most of y'all likely ship these two. They have a nice little friendship in the movie and needed more scenes together. They are definitely the kinds of people to either be direct or ask their pitch chiefs to deliver messages. Eventually they go on a date but that is like right before they have to part ways and they call each other as much as they can.

Francesco Bernoulli and Shu Todoroki:

I need more with these two. They are so adorable and would have that kind of enemies to lovers feel. They have so much potential. Shu has conflicting values, but he sees Francesco grow as a person and starts getting along with him. Francesco was likely the person to start the relationship by asking Shu about his culture and like a bunch of things. Or vice versa that Shu asks him. Also, head canon that Shu has occasional anxiety and Francesco definitely helps him with it.

Miguel Camino and Max Schnell:

As someone who knows some Spanish and is getting fluent in German, I know exactly what these two would say to each other and they are definitely sappy as fuck with each other. They drive to see each other a couple days a week and sometimes stay at each other's homes and just dote on each other.

And now for things that they do after the WGP, the racers go to Radiator Springs every year just as a way to cool off and relax as it's all for fun. They all 100% encourage each other and one time they messed with Francesco by bringing him to Olive Garden and he flipped out over it. Shu definitely couldn't help it but mess with him a little, all in good fun. Though, depending on the route you take, if Francesco gets upset they stop and make sure he knows that they don't mean to make him upset or something. But if you go down the funny route, yeah he takes it as a joke and it's just great.

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