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y’know, I might become what trump is really scared of then

SweetHoneyRose... Soo Honey and Rose...

What 2 bad I think...

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the world is a little whacky, IT TOOK ME UNTIL HIGH SCHOOL TO FIND A SCHOOL I DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT FOR MY ACCOMMODATIONS!

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crazy how common it is for people on here to use their neurodivergency as an excuse to be inaccessible or downright ableist. i dont care if youre "uncomfortable" with not using a typing quirk, i can't fucking read your messages. i don't care if you're somehow "unable to turn it off", i can't fucking read your messages. i don't care if tour typing quirk "soothes your brain", i. can't. fucking. read. your. messages.

if you use typing quirks and don't translate, for any reason at all, don't fucking interact with me. or any blind person for that matter. thanks.

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✨just because it’s aesthetic, doesn’t mean it’s accessible✨

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To any teachers on here, how would you feel if one of your kids married/dated one of your students?

Asking for a friend, definitely

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and you try to read the name of the song but it moves too slowly

songs with long titles are the best

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People on Tumblr will see a post and reblog it

Such idiots

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I like how I opt for taller when I’m legally blind

You can give yourself one genetic mutation and it is safe, effective, and cheap*. What are doing?

*i know that a lot of these aren’t just due to one gene but are a complex interplay of several genes, epigenetic factors, and environmental factors, but we are playing pretend here

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my music taste is mostly ska, punk, and ska punk, but every now and then it goes into gay fairy mode and I love it

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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

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without reading this at first I thought it was Patroclus and Achilles

Percy and Annabeth chilling out under a tree, except Annabeth wants to do the upside down Spider-Man kiss. I found a pose or picture of couple that was doing this that screamed Percabeth.

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inventing new genre of music blending ska and punk. calling it skunk. primary instrument is a trashcan

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a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇

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my band teacher does it too, and he is substantially older than 16, more than three times that.

like the songs for wind ensemble are so serious, like Me, (reAffirmation) by Randall Standridge and then we also theme for Schindler’s list, and then for concert band, which I have right after, we have Star Wars music.

He can go from talking about being nice to yourself or how much of a genocide WW2 Germany was and then less than 30 minutes later (if we do those songs near the end of class) he could be talking about Darth Vader and bringing out his folding lightsaber that he had to confiscate from me when I was fooling around in the band room during exam week

this is the true gen z experience

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THOSE ARE BUNS!!!!

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500 in what country tho

God you must be filthy rich, like, elite filthy rich, boardgames?? Phtography as a hobby???? Which senator are you the son of?

You think the elite are just people with board games and cameras?