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Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

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A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

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This actually takes into account all of the the S ranks that we’ve all been killing for the past 3 years, though. It’s not that bad.

Hi ffxiv tumblr!

If you have a moment please consider reading and throwing your support in for this thread to make the Centurio Tiger mount more achievable/accessible to players.

I’d really appreciate any comments you can add to help get this noticed by the dev team. 

Thanks so much!

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@castorre

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

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I’m 40.

Now I'm really curious...Reblog this if you're 20 or older.

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me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*

the situation: *works out fine*

me: oh

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MARVEL (credits to the owners)

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lmfao this is great

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lmfao

Sooo I found this, gave me a hearty chuckle, 

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imagine being an underpaid overworked mcdonalds employee and getting yelled at by like 10 dweebs at once because you don’t have any of their meme sauce

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lmfao

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If you join 6/8 of a static in PF for Savage, what’s the logic behind throwing a fit about their strat? You’re a fucking pug. Learn. Adjust. You might actually find out that they have a better way to do things. Also, if you are going to join a party as an AST, you better be fucking ready to main heal because your DPS is ass. Don’t let the OT die to every add and then make the excuse that you main SCH. You joined as AST, so fucking play AST.

Christ, people are so goddamn awful in PF today.

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lmfao

*talking to a gay couple*

So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?

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And here we have a person that doesn’t know what “closed” means. Or maybe they’re just so privileged that they think it doesn’t apply to them.

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

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Stop being tormented by everyone else’s reaction to you.

(via virgoassbitch)

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A compilation of dog halloween costumes too good for this earth. You can view my halloween tag here: http://sixpenceee.com/tagged/halloween/