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I be feeling like a parking lot sunset after I shave my pussy

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I have a very similar philosophical take as Descartes had, but instead of it being “I think therefor I am” it’s “my balls quake and my arms bleed so I must be human”

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Teenage boys should NOT be allowed to have a trash can in their rooms dude. They’ll turn that shit into a biohazard container within a week, trust

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It’s a sensation like no other dawg

You guys ever had a boyfriend? That shits awesome! You have this little guy who you can just touch and chew on whenever you like :>

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You guys ever had a boyfriend? That shits awesome! You have this little guy who you can just touch and chew on whenever you like :>

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I bring a sorta raw and unfiltered homoerotic out of pocket takes vibe to line that diminishes the other chef’s toxic masculinity

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Do I look sexier with or without my self-harm scars?

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I don’t fart, my neovagina burps 💅✨🤩

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I’m casting a spell that’ll cause all BMW drivers to hit me with their cars on my way to work tomorrow so I’ll have an excuse to call out

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Can’t tell if I need to be topped rn or if I’ve gotta top someone. Or maybe I just wanna go into my little hut and brew some potions.

It’s a hard life being a bratty power bottom witch 🧙‍♀️

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“Do you have plans for New Year’s Eve?”

Bro I don’t even want to make it to tomorrow let alone next year leave me alone 😭😭😭

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Being in love is beautiful. You learn so many new things about yourself! For example, I didn’t know I was a furry until I met my boyfriend! Also, I learned I am very codependent! So, all and all, love makes you realize there’s a lot about yourself to work on, and accept 😼🫶

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Feeling depressed sucks. I can’t stand being alone, but the idea of reaching out or someone consoling me makes me want to overdose on my meds

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Being ill sucks. You have to piss out your ass and pretend like everything’s ok 🙄

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Woke up feeling empty and sad. I better listen to my empty and sad playlist to feel better

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My depression has hit a new low. I don’t even want to be sexy anymore. My slut energy is gone. All I am is a limp dick hermit.

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I am growing increasingly more and more out of touch with my body