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He so comfy.

Also Spider Monkey is a code word with me and my husband that means whoever said it, the other person has to tackle them in as tight a hug as they can.

This includes hugging with the legs. Full koala mode.

Spider Monkey sitting on a Capybara.

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Some people get this rare ability. It's astounding to me. They must have a superpower.

They should invent a new kind of Being Alive where it's not painful and it doesn't hurt constantly and actually feels worth it and you're happy for more than a few hours at a time

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I mean......................

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Don't mind the hand censorship. That's personal between me and Prometheus but I thought people might enjoy

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Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.

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you're welcome

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Popping into EPIC: The Musical discourse -

I don't think Odysseus is ultimately a monster and I think the "Just a Man" melody in WYFILWMA proves he is really just a man... a man with a mission but a man nonetheless and Penelope knows that.

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I can get in with a list, grab maybe a couple things not on the list, and back out - 45mins tops. My husband has literally taken multiple HOURS

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Monch monch

three of them ....

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Let’s compare some different weights of bow!

As always, you can find more stuff here

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just dont deep breath the water. that's called dead.

any deep breathers online? any fans of a really good deep breath? how about a nice hearty yawn? breathing in a bunch of air feels so good

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cheetah and her Cheetos

let's observe with mama

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This is fine. I don't even care if I'm stuck tbh

your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

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