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The Pythagorean Trifecta:

March 3rd: New season of Star Trek Picard, and the 5th birthday of the Nintendo Switch.

March 4th: The Batman is released in theaters.

March 5th: Witch Queen raid goes live.

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Not Destiny related, but I have a wonderful idea: Boycott Secrets of Dumbledore

Why? Here's why:

1. JKR (or She Who Shall Not Be Named) actively refuses to recognize trans people as people, even though she claims to be a feminist and a champion of gay rights. Let's be clear on this, if she really was a champion of all people, she would've included LGBTQIA+ people in all of her books to begin with, and stray far away from using a homophobe's name as her alias.

2. Her true colors were revealed when she sided with a Nazi sympathizer on Twitter, and unfollowed Stephen King when he said, and I quote, "Trans women are women!" Ironic how someone writes fascists and their zealots as antagonists, then decides to hang out with their kind.

3. Omitting all of the real-life irony she caused, her writing sucks! Crimes of Grindelwald may be atrocious, but her cracks were beginning to reveal themselves in the later Harry Potter books and films! Adding Horcruxes as her scapegoat for Voldemort's influences over Harry's mind in OotP, as well as other people who fall under his soul husks' influences may be a good strategy, but not one you make in the second to last book, and then overflow the finale to a bunch of side quests, one of which is thrown in for shits and giggles.

With all of that being said, and the trailer for Secrets of Dumbledore looking like more shit JKR decided to write for fame and profit more than actual storytelling, we need to boycott SoD and review bomb it (and other Wizarding World products) until they are nothing, and all ownership of the WW goes to the Queer community!

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JKR literally wrote a manifesto against nonbinary people and trans men, and smeared autistic people while she was at it, so can y'all please stop acting like the JKR bullshit is somehow an issue unique to trans women only?

Stop acting like this isn’t a community-wide issue that affects ALL trans people. Especially autistic trans people.

Our trans brothers & nonbinary siblings in the UK deserve better than this. Stop forgetting them. Stop erasing them.

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"Cayde-6! How're ya doing, buddy?"

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I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

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If Bungie doesn't use this as inspiration for the Witch Queen Raid, I'd be sorely disappointed

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Am I thrilled about this new season?

Yes.

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Disney: So this is our latest story...

Bungie: Cool cool. But we can make it better!

The similarities between Frozen and Elsie/Ana Bray are clear. Even Elsie has "Ice Superpowers" and she's living alone in a frozen house.

Not complaining but... if Elsie fish is named Olaf IM LEAVING THE FANDOM

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Quick headcanon: The Crow is Asexual.

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Oh yeah, I think that's Rasputin's backup console. He called it his man-cave at one point.

Has anyone else come across this waypoint on Mars when working on the Ruinous Effigy Catalyst? My friend and I both have seen it

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SOMEONE GET THAT SKULL AWAY FROM LORD SHAXX NOW.

ERIS DID NOT SING TO HIM IT WAS SAVATHUN

SIR HAND THAT SKULL OVER NOW

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Something that floated through my head

The Warframes (if they had mouths and tastebuds) would occasionally take trips to the Ostron bars and order drinks, some might even work at these bars in their off-time.

Saryn would order a green sweet and sour drink (maybe her own concoction)

Mesa would order rum or Batavia in her regular form, single malt whiskey as a Prime, and would keep drinking until she got rowdy.

Garuda would order "the fermented blood of her enemies," or a very dry red wine if there isn't any blood on hand.

Chroma is in his corner of the bar, trying to mix a variety of drinks from alcohol to non-alcoholic, mostly failing.

Atlas only arrives with a bowl of "Rumbler's Punch," made from Ostron citrus, rum, and tea, some stolen Corpus sugar and spices, and asks Frost to make an ice block for the punch bowl.

Ember drinks fireball and only fireball.

Harrow is disappointed that the punch bowl doesn't have sherbert like the old church punch bowl, so he goes back to his chapel to drink a whole bottle of communion wine.

Rhino barges in, demands a shot of hardest drink, takes a sip, and spits it out. Hildryn laughs as she drinks vodka by the glass.

Excalibur, Mag, and Volt order sodas because it's their first time in a bar. Loki remembers how he used to be like them, all smol and innocent.

Limbo is the bartender, reading off of recipe cards and trying his own mixture of drinks, which are either too weak that the customer complains, or are too strong it briefly banishes the customer into the rift.

Octavia isn't invited because she brought her music to the bar, blasted it through the windows, and was told by Konzu, "This is not the ventkids' nightclub."

Inaros complains that there aren't any stronger drinks in the bar, to which Nekros brings his own homemade drink: the soul reaper. Inaros drinks it, hides away in his stone coffin, then comes out saying, "another glass!"

Trinity is the designated driver, and the designated doctor should the Warframes drink too much. Oberon has beds ready for hangovers, enchanted with Titania's aura.

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