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Owoh! 7v???? How awe yuwu sewending thiwis?? Diwid yuwu gewet wocked owout ow sowomething

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HELLO

Hewwo! Diwid yuwu want the ewixiw?

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hey henry

Pwease nevew send us something wike this again.

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Sowo twue!!

Wemindew towo become catbowoy!

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Wemindew towo become catbowoy!

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Cawan cowonfiwm, Mawatt stiww has his wicense!

hey matt what're your thoughts on being licenseless :]

Owoh deaw. Yuwu've cwearwy miswead my intwo powost! I stiww hawave my wicense.

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hey matt what're your thoughts on being licenseless :]

Owoh deaw. Yuwu've cwearwy miswead my intwo powost! I stiww hawave my wicense.

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what the fuck

Hewwo! I'm nowot quite suwe whawat thiwis means.

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hewey, whowo added “Sam” towo the pinned powost? He’s not weaw....

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Hewwo thewe!

I’m Henwy, the head catbowoy of Catboy HQ! My pwonouns awe he/him, and I onwy speak catboyese! I awsowo make the catbowoy ewixiw! Pwease dwink it we need mowe catboys! My main bwog is @ask-catboy-henry owo! I’m awsowo a catmaid! Maid dwesses awe gweat.

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Wewcome to ouw bwog!

Hewe at catboy HQ we commit catboy cwimes! Please drink the Elixir™  and join us! Here we speak both Catboyese (catboy language) and english! Please be mindful of that :3c

Mod introductions:

Henwy Mawatt 7v Sam

HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, AND TERFS DNI

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Hewwo!

I’m Mawatt! I’m fwuent in bowoth Catbowoyese (the catboy language) and Engwish, so pwease dowon’t be awawmed if I swap sowometimes! My pwonouns awe he/him. I’m a thewapist* awand I 100% stiww hawave my wicense. There’s nothing you can do to prove otherwise.

In othew news, I wouwouwd wike tuwu infowm yuwu thawat the Catboy Ewixiw iwis vewy heawthy awand guwud! I hawaven’t gowotten siwick even owonce siwince I becawame a catbowoy!

My main bwog iwis @ask-catboy-matt uwu.

*you cannot hold this against me in a court of law