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Dave do you like my cat

AGH! Yes the fuck I do! Though it be lookin' evil though.

Do it bite.

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gay GYA GAY GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL1!!!))

would legacy ever kiss greens hand/ring?

All the time.

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Dee, you're not willing to know. YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW.

[ The tangerine still frowned ]

He's preg-

NO.

SILENCE, THOT. You know how Caroline and Peter had Susie, their child? Something cclloose to that!

OOOOOOOHHHH SIS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 YER AN AUNTIE AGAIN, DON'T ASK ME, SIS, ASK SPORTSY! Though his bitchass might be cryin', n' he don't want me around him no more! JUST CAME T' TELL Y' THE NEWS!

[ The aubergine grinned, crawling away like a spooder ]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRYING.

I'm worried about my brother.

Jack, what happened?

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Mattosis

Matalocolalis.

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[ falls through the ceiling ]

Oh, Hello there, David! :]

[ waves teehee ]

(@ask-totallymattvirginia)

Well... We gotta repair our fuckin' ceilin' again... eh?

Around the 7th time this month! Wowie!

HA! Y' DONT KNOW HOW TO COUNT! IT'S 2!!

... I'm gonna-

NOPE-

[ The aubergine has skidaddled before you could speak again! -10 emotional damage! ]

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"Right so... I can't spell so don't kill me, anyways whats your favorite type of food, I can't eat so but."

Severe on how y' think I fuckin' eat. I don't got tastebuds, Sportsy has to taste em' for me! If he ain't likin' it, I don't like it!

Dave, COULD YOU STOP TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC.

I ain't! I'm just spittin' facts! Anyways! Maybe... HEY, SPORTSY, WHATS Y' FAVOURITE FOOD....?

Lazangya... why?

Oh, y'! I like Lazangya!

I fucking hate you...

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"Yo augabrine man! whats good I couldn't help but hop over in your timeline. how ya been dude?"

...

FIRST A' ALL, BISH. IT'S AUBERGINE. THAT'S M' GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHA'S NAME.

SECOND OF ALL, HOW IN THE FUCK DID Y' BREAK INTO M' HOUSE.

Dave- Be gentlee... I apologize for his behaviour- He's just childish.

Hmph! Sportsy thinks he's the fuckin' boss t' control me!

I heard that, y'know...?

DID NOT!

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Davae Mallion....

DAVE, IT SAYS MILLION. DAVE MILLION. You really need to fucking read...

Daev... Dav... Dape Melon...

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Don't worry about him, sis. I just put that motherfucker to bed.

AAAnnnyways... He means by a little because he thinks that Moony doesn't like Henry as much as he does to me...

“… oh, another Dave… hi… I think I just saw Henry get dragged away by a… deranged anon…?”

- @oldsportsy

Nah, Moony ain't deranged. It's just normal Moony behaviour, y'know?

Oh hey, it's me!

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[ The aubergine is sad! The aubergine waddled away ]

Iiiii'mmmmmm huuunnngy.

[ The aubergine hissed. Be proud! The aubergine's tail is actually wagging around you for once. ]

“..I can’t even COOK for you. Someone won’t let go of my arm. I OFFERED someone else, but for some reason? I get them clinging onto me.”

“It’s… annoying. I hate this. I’ll.. probably try again. Because. I hate this. This is why I don’t help my employees. This can happen.”

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HHHheeeyyyyy....

“… oh, another Dave… hi… I think I just saw Henry get dragged away by a… deranged anon…?”

- @oldsportsy

Nah, Moony ain't deranged. It's just normal Moony behaviour, y'know?

Oh hey, it's me!

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I FUCKIN' SAID MOONY AIN'T DERANGED. THEY'RE JUST A LIL' OUTTA THEIR MIND.

“… oh, another Dave… hi… I think I just saw Henry get dragged away by a… deranged anon…?”

- @oldsportsy

Nah, Moony ain't deranged. It's just normal Moony behaviour, y'know?

Oh hey, it's me!

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“… oh, another Dave… hi… I think I just saw Henry get dragged away by a… deranged anon…?”

- @oldsportsy

Nah, Moony ain't deranged. It's just normal Moony behaviour, y'know?

Oh hey, it's me!

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Chuck the card on the ground to use it. Thank you for your cooperation.

Moony is taking Henry away!!

- @moony-anon

KILL YOURSELF WILLIAM-

Fuck yeah! New pokemon cards!

Those aren't pokemon cards, Dave.

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Haiii!!! Uh one question

TANGERINE.

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

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(repost of the reblog i did..)

Alrighty then!

Dave obtained 3 reverser cards!

Now give me Henry and I’ll show you how to use them.

- Moony

WILLIAM- I'M GONNA FUCKING TEAR YOUR INSIDES OUT ONE BY ONE WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN. Try take something else that I do have! Take him away, Moony! C'ya, Hen!

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, WILLIAM.

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bro has 4 crotches 😭😭😭😭😭/ooc

YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SIB @dee-kennedy /OOC BTW IM SORRY IF THIS SEEMS LIKE ITS BULLYING IM NOT AND IM SORRY ITS JUST THE 4 CROTCHES MADE ME LAUGH. /OOC

Hello!! I'm making an ask blog for the character Dave Miller from DSAF (NOT FNAF), So come ask me anything!! (Ignore the fuckass image)